All right. Gene Today we're taking a look at a new set of mixed reddits. Okay IG Never tell me the odds that this guy comes over here right as she does this. Oh I don't know if you tried reaching over or if he's like I don't want any of this but that was dangerous.

That's illegal. Yeah, cause he's like like, oh, oh, what are the odds that you're working at a gas station and a girl does this? When do you ever see that in real life? Do you think he's he's traumatized? Do you think he'll be okay? That made his day? Or do you think that ruined his day? I Don't know how he's ever gonna get past this. Jenny Give me the statistics on the likelihood of this girl penetrating her with the shoe rack. The stats on that one, huh? Where's the data? 100 I Think a lot of dudes Are Gonna Wanna Know How this scenario happens And you know, if me, the guy is scared of a girl, like, what are the chances? Rollerblading? Yeah, you're right.

100 You're making me look like an idiot. Here's another scenario where they just land in the most crazy places. Whoa. dude.

he couldn't been impaled. He was probably one inch away from losing his anal virginity, right? So you go outside, you look up in the sky. what am I saying and you see a rocket breaking your part of the Earth's atmosphere. What? How often does that happen? It's got to be one out of seven zillion, right? Genie We all know about these machines.

but when do you ever get 20 iPhones at once? How is he so lucky? It's probably just empty boxes. Yep, the physics on this don't make sense, right? So this has to be luck. It has to be sheer luck. There's no way I'm gonna do some.

Never tell me the odds. Oh okay. Divine Intervention. Is it gonna come back? or is it gone forever? No, it didn't break because it fell on a padding.

How did it like not bounce off? I Guess that's why they say never tell me the odds. My camera snapped the picture exactly when another camera's flash was going off. Specifically was like yeah YouTube Get blinded. A finishing nail shot out of my lawnmower ricocheted off my car's tire and landed right in my mandible.

Oh oh my oh my god. Oh, at least you're better. Thank God He looks like uh. Don Corleone yeah I meant to do that.

Oh uh, does that count? Yes, that was a trick shot I've been practicing for ages. You guys have no idea. Not just a hole in one. A ball literally lands directly in the hole.

What? I Don't think he was trying to do that right? No. I think anyone tries to do that. It's a swish. No rims, no grass, just hole.

This caught everyone off guard. Oh where'd he go? What sport is this? Is this cricket rocket? Oh yeah, I Was gonna say racquetball. It's wicked. It's wicked.

Okay, so he threw the ball. bounces off his leg but he hit the ball. It bounces, it hits the wait. Is that what Cricket is about? Wait I'm It's about knocking off things off of a peg.

Oh it's all the oh Okay Bullseye. Oh you like that? All right cool. Gene Do you want to check out some technically in the truth? Okay, a picture of me and Obama a picture of me and Obama if this video get things, he can keep mocking me with these stupid posts without any consequences. He's out of his mind.

The authorities are already aware with this. What if Obama was actually Mars right now I Don't think so. Oh okay. Netflix You want to watch 10 hour movie? Me: What? No, absolutely not.

Are you insane. What if we break it up into hour-long episodes and you watch them all in one sitting? you son of a I'm in. It's like all modern TV shows, right? It's all just like oh one season eight episodes over. it's just a movie.

Oh guy again from an altitude of 2000 feet of all the aerial photo of Brazil from an altitude of four feet Bill Gates is not a doctor, a scientist. he is a man trying to play. God Bill Gates is not actually a date. When is that Twitter support going to do something about this who keeps mocking my post.

This is ridiculous and unacceptable. Behavior Wait, where's Brazil from altitude four feet Henry Oh this guy's so clever. but yeah, apparently this guy's the richest man in Africa where it's like something billions of dollars he's trying to Sue This guy and everyone that likes his tweet I've done it I Went back in time and killed Adolf Hitler as a baby. Who's Adolf Hitler Never heard of him.

Oh hey, this guy says he killed a baby. Oh look look but but you did it for the future. Would you go to jail if it meant that? Like nobody Appreciated you and your time. but you saved the world from catastrophe cause there are people I Love So if there's accident, you would do it.

babe. hi James I Love this photo of myself in Paris because you remove that long metal thing. thanks Anya There you go. Cool now I'm just at a river somewhere.

who knows I Don't want to see a big metal thing in the sky I Want to see this guy? Yeah when eyesore Humanity was a mistake when my aunt passed I Found out in gym during a free day. told my gym teacher while holding back tears that my mom was coming to get me because my aunt passed and asked to get myself. Let's go from Aunt to Aunt in the same sentence and this lady told me you wouldn't have known if you were on the phone boy. technically the truce.

technically you're in trouble. Not a truth. You want to hear phones in schools. Very illegal.

Okay, not allowed for people that doubt it that our education system was struggling as much as I Said see for yourself the whopping 25 of American students in the bottom quartile on standardized tests. That's the point. Yeah, Quartiles, you said you're splitting them into 25 percentages. He's a representative too.

People said it's satire though, but it's actually kind of funny. Winter of Rome Spring of Rome Summer of Rome Fall of Rome Get it? Yes, the Autumn Audrey How about we check out Nature's lit? Sure, But before that successful de-chunkification all right Now we're doing Nature's lit. Never before seen creature film at the bottom of the Java trench 4.5 miles deep. What is that? It's a balloon.

What is that? This thing from the Elder Scrolls with the tentacles? Oh oh yeah. like why are we going to Mars and finding aliens when the true aliens are just already here? Elephant pairs rhino charge and style at Kruger National Park South Africa you can Parry Perry This Filthy casual. They can pair what is the stick on his head with the stick. Wow that's asserting dominance.

He's going in. Apparently rhinos are blind and that stick is to like throw them off. If rhinos are blind, why do they have eyes If rhinos eyes I Felt like Jada this for a second. I'm like whoa, These two determined trees at the top of Nevada Falls Yosemite Wow Nature is resilient.

huh? Can you make like a like a Super Mario Forest where like everything's like 2D and then you can pretend to be like Mario my brain's so small it doesn't comprehend. Yeah, he never fights. No I understand. But what does that have to do with these two trees? These trees are flat.

No, they're round. actually look at the floor. Yeah, but they grew up to be round. Oh, it looks flat to me.

Oh my. God I don't care American Yellow Warbler in Flight The song bird is known for its sweet and melodious song, which has been described as a series of high-pitched notes that sound like a sweet, sweet sweet I Gotta listen to it. Yeah, it's just a bird that doesn't sound like sweet sweet. it sounds like tweet tweet tweet um baby seal loves mother s oh my God that's like stop it mother mother.

I'm 25 now and the mom's like Oh Yeah, then why are you living with me still son I Actually, would you like to do animals being derps? Yes! Oh a hammer hammerhead looks like a dude. It's like a really scary human. Foreign I Just love that the fish have no eyelids so it always looks like what'd you do with Bob what are you doing Oh my God Can I get some of that Bob Dude that fish has got a stronger jawline than me? Yes! Giga Chad fish making me feel insecure about my masculinity I mean it looks like it's coked out the entire time. so I'm fine with that.

Only my dog would ring my doorbell, look extremely confused and then bark because someone is at my door. Someone's here I know it I know there is. there's an intruder mother I feel like your dog Also 404 at the end because the dog's like wait I normally do this inside the house but I'm outside the house. Yeah wait what if I am the Intruder What if I was the Intruder the whole time where are you going? Why are you approaching me? Can you not sir? Can I What the what? did I do it? Now me: This is like a setup.

like he wants to chase him, leave behind the truck is like 70 raccoons ready to jump you. What game is this? Okay, oh so you're purposely trying to land it on his head. Yeah, Oh so it's like that game you know with the paddle. Oh yeah, but for cats and his face, maybe he wants his own Ratatouille he's like yeah, there we go.

In particular when your husband and Cat share a birthday oh my. God Happy birthday Molly and Tim dude dude, this is. this is kind of like a red flag. My guy, you've been replaced.

The cat is for world now, not you. But you don't deserve love. It's like a cylindrical trash. Oh No okay, oh no.

okay. so the trucks are safe. Oh I said wow, that's perfect. And then I remember the Reddit is that? Thunder Mifflin you work for Thunder What the? Paper Company You found a two kilogram cocaine brick.

What you do put in my co-worker's car you Dan that's really cruel and a crime that's not you. Then that's like bless you. Here's a million dollars worth of cocaine. Congratulations hungry huh? Dan Might go to jail from the DEA which is giving Dan a good time man I Don't know what you mean United in love sexual hairs, Nobody cares apparently.

not here though. no no, what is here Genie here is: Russia Yeah, stupid. All right. Jenny How about we check out some other Comics it's been a while I'm hand wash only inside out, cold water, hang to dry and slam.

Welcome to the laundry Gauntlet Good luck dude. that was me when I used to do my laundry I didn't like separate blacks or weights Genie I threw everything. in fact, you don't even in there. Good luck I Threw my earbuds in there sometimes my phone.

Good luck child. The time has come to choose. the series have grown so long that you will only have time to complete one in your lifetime Marvel Star Wars or DC or 007 but nobody really cares about that. Let's be real.

Star Wars is mostly gone to and they're pumping out so many Marvel movies at this point. Let's be real. Nobody has time to follow any of these. That's why you just keep re-watching Harry Potter over and over and over again.

companies writing lore Marvel Found another obscure superhero in the archives? Let's fit into our universe DC Okay new Multiverse Batman from uh, let's say Earth 22 So we already made a series with that one I just wanted to go home Nintendo Has this fit into the Zelda Timeline Nobody cares nerd. Oh my. God It's exactly what we just witnessed when like Ganon appears in the flashbacks and the Zelda's just sitting there like who's that? sounds kind of familiar. Anyways, let's let him into the kingdom.

Yeah, he's fine. just do what? Nintendo does every game just reset? Describe. scrap it all, tell the story all over again. it.

hey Comic Lady I Heard you make adult content. Yep, oh my gosh. disgusting. Also I would like to subscribe.

Oh my. God That's like our patreon. We make adult content and it's disgusting. It's filthy.

it's supposed to generate out there. We've stuck veggies into a stone. It's important. you should subscribe Patreon.com Mmrx Review: Why are dogs so happy? We're very ignorant of most things.

so am I But it's not working. You need to be more ignorant hungry. Fine. I'll eat a food much.

Much excellent now. I Can resume activities six hours later. hungry again. Absurd.

You start really enjoying food, then it becomes something like you look forward to. and you're like hungry. Yes now. I Get the pig out of more.

McDonald's give me a burger like some people see it as a chore versus you see it as like, uh, it's it is my reason to live once again. Kind of kind of yeah. Jumping Gee Willikers Batman You're killing him. don't worry Robin that's one line.

I'll never cross due to your entries. You'll require lifelong medical care. It's a good thing you have health insurance as you can see. Mr Wayne All hospitals and health insurance are making record profits.

Oh, that's why he doesn't kill them. He's playing the long con here. He's trying to milk them for all they got now. I'm checking out.

Mildly infuriating. got it? Person who hacked my credit card emailed me asking why I canceled his flight? What? Why was my flight canceled? Could you please respond I have a family event to attend yo? What the? It's because it's not your card. How dare you? Don't you understand the importance of family? Thought you would have some sympathy? You know what amazes me How to you find your email wait and it had his photo and phone number? Wait? Is this super incriminating? Are you gonna send him to jail or what? Google's autofill? Yes. I Will Okay, no I didn't someone replaced my stem cap with a dick? Merry Christmas No, that's I think you're doing your favorite here.

Can someone do that to my car? mildly Pleasant bet some guy has a bag of 100 of these in the center console if we build that Park Terribly, that's so funny. It finally happened I was prompted to tip at the airport itself. Check out station. Oh no.

What are these people like designing these self checkout machines? You didn't do. What am I tipping you for they're in a negative value I Wish you can instead. you could have just asked and we'd happily give her a stem cutting. Gonna take a the whole thing thought mildly infuriating.

That's just that's just dude that sucks like they've been growing it indoors in a vase for two years. my bank support bot mandatory before being in contact with the real human. Hello hello, hello, hello hello hello hello hello oh am I the Am I the human hi. Why do I have an annual fee of 20 on my credit card when I activated just a couple days ago? hello hello, hello, hi, Why do I finish it? I Think they up with us, Robot Man I'm sure I Believe it's not a robot, it's actually a very untrained intern who's like I don't know what to do POV you're happily married and message your friend who recently got a girlfriend.

hey bro, how you been it's been a while hey just can't talk to you anymore I Just want to fully respect what my girl wants because I broke her trust by talking to you behind her back when I told her I wasn't going to talk to you even nothing was going on I Don't want her feeling any other type of way or her trust because I truly care about her. You may not take any of this serious, but me and my girl are at the next level of our relationship of seriousness I care about her and I love her I'm sure you'd do the same thing if your partner told you not to talk to this person or that I hope things go well with husband and blink. Damn that sucks. that's that's miserable huh? Can't have no friends all you guys heard.

Now that's it. that's your world. nothing else I was recommended this acupuncturist who's supposed to be great but after a very Young from my ass cheek oh holy if that was in there the whole time my God I don't know how I didn't think to check earlier considering it's a 50-minute drive one way. how'd you like not feel bad I mean she got a little too much fat in an ass? You know.

All right, that's it for mixed reddits. Wow, there's so many new reddits Genie which one was your favorite? Oh great answer. All right. Thank you so much for watching.

We'll see you next time. Peace Bye.