The Modern Karma Oh no, but yeah. I think that's the wrong arm, right? So then yeah, yeah, we got it. Okay, you don't need to be in the position. Oh, isn't that basically what the lesbians do? What the lesbians oh my.

God Is this what every man considers sexy? Oh, let me give you a massage Deepa and then be like, oh, let me massage you off right here. What you need today? we're gonna check out some subtle. Asian Dating Yeah Oh that's always fun. Like this girl Genie A girl of many talents.

Do you remember her? She used to grow mushrooms, now she's making her own mushrooms. Oh, it was a really nice punch. nice, nice, nice. And then he wakes up and it was a dream.

Damn. Oh MacBook she's not even scared. That's how good she is at surfing. Holy on! Heels Where do you get the balance? All right.

So here we have a very interesting show. That's a motorcycle that's not real, right? No, that's real. That's a full motorcycle on a girl's head. Yeah, she's about to get a concatenated whoa, that's sick.

Okay dude, that house is actually sick. At the end, this is a wife playing a prank on her husband. He fell for it, fell for it hard. Johnny Sins It is indeed.

Johnny Simpson I'm glad you noticed We for real. Oh yeah, 100 Asian Girls they're a white boyfriend I mean it's a white boyfriend. He looks cute. Yeah, it's because you're an Asian girl.

So it's like oh, look what? below average white guys. What are you talking about? He's cute. You don't ever see Asian girls going out with like a Bryce Miller You know? well he got a pedal stash. You know who else he looks like like an oompheville.

You know what's up your neighbor Mike from apartment 204. yo, what's up Mike Quieter please 12 and I'm trying to sleep I'm at work right now Mike Where'd you go bro, Please help My biology teacher asks what's the opposite of dominant and I confidently answered. submissive to the whole class. Not not retractive, recessive and cells are recessive.

Flowers are overrated. That's amazing. but I I don't think that's how you pack food. Yeah, those fries are game over trying to impress Church girls after service like hey babe, look how many chairs I can lift with both that dude Orchestra members too.

So don't worry baby, don't even move a single finger. When can you hang out any time between hell and not? Why don't you just say sorry I Would like to not hang out like why do you gotta do it in a way where they burn them more. They have to make you understand how offended they are that you would think that you are worthy of hanging out with the likeliness of them. Been talking to a guy I don't find physically attractive.

He's been the most gentleman I've ever dated, brings me roses to work and when we go out text me every day. Very thoughtful, helps me financially, and is super sweet. He's been pursuing me for weeks, but for the life of me I Don't find him attractive at all. Any girl would wish would be wish to have a man like this I don't know what's wrong with me.

he could be Mr Right and isn't right in front of my face I just can't deal with thinking this man is gonna want to get intimate or kiss and I just can't do it. What should I do? Should I give it a chance or do I just be honest and break it off. so. does he look like Cooperville or does he look like a Bryce Miller Maybe tell him to shave off the Pito stash.

Okay, what about this guys? You look like a Caleb Presley If You're not attracted. Don't do it. or you could just learn to love the pedo stash. You know what do you think is the biggest mistakes parents make in raising their children? Uh, not to remember their own childhood Taya Thanks I Think that the best thing that we can do is to think about what it was like for us and know what our children are going through I can do that I always think about my childhood I was thinking about my childhood and what I would have wanted and then that's what I would give my child but what if they don't want it? well then he's wrong I have the better opinions.

Hey I like you wanna talk I already like someone else? sorry but do they like you back? huh and it becomes a love polygon. We're gonna fight when I see you us later So like he's waiting. You're like talking big on the internet like oh yeah bro, come here. fight me don't keyboard Warrior and then is this how you guys don't know? Yeah yeah once I get a boyfriend.

What do I feed it you know I've had mine for a while and he seems to be getting unwell on a mixture of pellet as well as wet food I Feel like this is reversed Genie Would you like the pizza? Totinos? Would you like the craft making juice? The true meaning of my girlfriend's words what are you doing means I got nothing to do? Good looking baby. The weather is nice means you better take me out. How about I finish my workout. The only thing my skin is getting bad.

it looks so dry. Don't fall into the Trap no baby, you look perfect. You're my beautiful queen. These are beginner.

Hey maybe keep watching so long it means it's due for a salon time. How about if I book a hair appointment for tomorrow? Okay, okay, let's go. Let's go. Holy Oh wait.

Okay okay. that was a veteran move right there. Where do you find a guy who does that? No guys smart enough to do that. What do you? What do you? mean? Warning: Anything means she wants option to choose from.

Yeah, they have Japanese hair Japanese Yeah I Love Chinese let's go attention she asked as a question. it usually means the opposite. Oh my God this smell s my heart I Swear to God He oh my God I know that's the answer and I'm still like no I'm going home Genie Harry Likes more than guys, darker skin than guys, no smooth baby face skin like guys. more pimples than guys and man boobs are bigger than some of us.

What is this? Life isn't fair for women. so if a boy is 68 kilograms, he's stick thin. But if a girl is 50 kilometers, that means she's fat. Called the higher metabolism moderate.

So much to the girl who's like 50 characters. she's like chunkers. Like how girls get in the car crap because girls have so much stuff. You know they're always like prepared.

Yeah so you get got the Starbucks there was Cannon water with them all the time. They got the giant phone that they can't put in their pocket because they don't have one I feel I feel like I feel act dude Yeah meanwhile guys just like they just they just get on the seat. they're like all right I'm in. let's go.

You're the one who is. Can you carry this? Can you carry this? Can you hold us? Can you do this? I Love it because I use Genie as like a storage Pack meal kind of deal I'm sworn to carry your burden. Yeah she's like Lydia it's amazing. Thank God for for girls depressed me a girl came into my life I get attached to her I Started Loving Her we get closed.

a third person came. She started ignoring me. She left me so fast like I never have come to her life. She left me more depressed depressed to me.

and it's a cycle. Is he saying that he's got too many bits? Not too bad of a problem to have. I mean these girls are coming up to you. Some guys can't even find one girl to like.

you know, find interest in them. You've got so many you've got to leave the last one. God Damn when he's adoring you and you just lay there being loved on, feeling all Godly how come I feel like I do this to you but you don't feel Godly you're just the kind of like you're being annoying I Do this all the time. No you do not.

You only do this for the video. No no I do this. You don't do. You don't ever do it all the time I Do this like every night.

I Do not. Every night. that's a line. You know what you do every night shove me off to the side of the bed because it's hot.

How dare you look at my wife's butthole. Me protecting my girls from creepies when they wear their smoothie outfits. They did choose to wear outfits. Maybe she wanted to flaunt her ass.

That's like all of our asses now. like we all get to see it. It's not just your ass anymore. Four years older than my boyfriend and this is what I deal with Emoji of young men in love with Grandma and she says is that Us: yeah boy, you are dead, you just dug your own grave I mean he's still loving you so he's like yeah, nothing wrong with being a grandma.

This is why I stopped standing naked on my rooftop. tripped and fell today. but I'm okay. oh my.

God he's saying it's huge. You can provide nice shade and cool people down during the summer if you're a massive. The doctor said I should touch myself whenever I feel like it. No, he said you could have a stroke at any time.

Oh what are you doing I'm laying in bed. What are you doing Shrimping for you? What the does that mean? What do you mean I mean what the book Does that mean shrimping? Like begging for you Shrimping for me. You posted that thirst trap I had to hit your phone so now you're trying now. Why do you keep saying it like that? Because it's sick so you'll never get into this pictures.

I Have boyfriend in my gallery hot Shining Monster monster. that's a more realistic depiction of your girlfriend which is great. That's reality. and I Think we gotta we gotta Embrace Reality Where's this is also reality because guys look hot all the time.

We're just always Flawless that's because we never doll ourselves up so we look the same every day. True true, just making a making a whole ass painting there. That's why it takes a while I'm thinking about you P.m So I just wanted to see you. Yeah, he's like it's like hey babe I've been thinking about yours every morning as soon as I wake up.

hold on until I Go to sleep. sorry I'll take the cat. It's about the way you present it. You know if it's a cat, it's cute if it's a man.

Whoa. When someone tries to flirt with me, that guy wanted to buy your drink. Really? but I already have a drink. Do you think he'd buy me mozzarella sticks? No, you idiot.

He's trying to get you drunk so you make bad decisions to give him your number if you get fed. You will also make bad decisions. No, you'll make good decisions because now your brain is like working. Have you heard of a food coma? That's more.

It's both puts up with the psychoticness because she's hot. Oh oh baby. Stressed out Yeah. can you do this thing? Oh that's like one way to get over it.

You know? how can you think about stress when all you can with his ass? These: if you see a man that suppressant said do this. We know the risk and we don't care the risk. Like of Pink Guy here. Like what manufacturing work you? I'm a content creator.

Cool. What do you create? You can decide on that indoor landscape photography? Nice. thanks. You took a screenshot of Chad thanks.

What do you manufacture memes? huh? I Think she was trying to advertise like her only fans but it didn't work out. Oh yeah, Girl sends you that. She's trying to take you for all your money. How can I suck this man drying? Not in the way that he wants in the way that hurts his wallet when she wipes the sweat off her four head and still has her eyebrows.

What? It's Hot. A girl that has eyebrows. It's kind of rare these days. Do women just have like less eyebrows than men? No, it's because they keep plucking it I Feel like there are a lot of women that actually don't have eyebrows? Yeah, they're just like pictures, you know.

sing to me oh you should. Okay, okay. do you want to do it I Could do it. You can do it.

Okay, Come my lady. Come come my lady. You're my butterfly sugar baby. Oh that's incredible Genius.

Yeah she's such a woman of talents that is actually like scene foreseen. What happened in Directors Beep. Lose the attitude. The attitude has ramped up to incredible degrees.

Somebody that just wants something casual or genuinely wants to have a relationship with you. How about you just ask? But the biggest differentiating factor between us when you're out with this person, Are they asking questions about you? Are they trying to get to know your life? Are they trying to understand things about you? your family, your history, who you are? what makes you you? That's not that hard to do. Most people do that just to kill the Dead Silence in the air. He's like, what's your favorite color babe? No, no, it's like what's your mother's maiden name? What's your mother's maiden name? What city were you born? What was the name of your first pet? Yeah.

Questions you try to get to know me tells yeah I think you're a really interesting person and what Honestly like to get coffee with you but I'm kind of awkward so instead I made a meme. but I'm kind of awkward so instead I made a meme oh my God I don't think girls want to see that man I don't know if I got this from a guy I'd be like yeah sure I'll go on a coffee date Yeah I Thought girls would be like this guy doesn't even have the balls to ask me out. Is he really a guy worthy of my Elegance and my greatness? Gee, this is a fun new game I think she's trying to find something but it's hidden in certain areas was that particular interest paper. Wow, How do I sign up to play this game? Remember right? But then they match you with Tyrone and you're like search.

Boy do you know what sexy consent I said stop. You got it. You gotta get the consent. Come on channel this wonderful skit.

Oh she's coming on to him strong. She hit a whole cucumber. It's crazy. or was it the man.

Was it the man? Oh my God it was the man. How come no one's question, check out this! Awkward Moment Do you guys want to play two truths in a lie? Yeah. I'm blonde I used to play competitive basketball and uh, that's a good one. Victoria's been sleeping with my boyfriend.

Are you kidding What? you've been sleeping with my boyfriend Matt You be kidding me. No. Turn the phone off. No funny Madison Turn the phone off? stop Matt Wow is that real engine? What would you say? Just good acting I Don't know that's good acting.

Explain in Chinese and go on a diet. Yeah sure. Street Market Yeah sure. How about when the time comes? Yeah? sure okay and reveal yeah sure, they're deceptional Jewish Jazz So how would you say explain? Die no? no.

Why did it stopped? Oh my. God Hold on. We almost reached the Pinnacle So how would you say explain dieting in the street market and then when the time comes, reveal the Peerless Jazz Go ahead. sorry.

now that's gonna come in handy. Look, there's a difference if you're trying. Chinese is about the subtleties of the inflection I can hear the difference. It makes sense to me.

No, no, you're not doing it right. You do it. You're just saying explain over and over again. Look I Have to commend this guy for maybe having the best Chinese accurate pronunciation: I've ever seen for a White Guy where are you and my grandmas send? pick I don't or granny I mean I think that's a filter that's a jilf if I have ever seen one.

Why don't men marry the girls they party, smoke and drink with? Well maybe it's because your friend zone. like if you're a nice respectable woman then a man's gonna marry you. Maybe you're just not when you hit up your old sneaky Link at 2am. crew rule I call to have an engaging conversation with you.

Well I'm listening Polo United It's almost as if SpongeBob were asking Patrick for a booty call. I'm disturbed and Patrick is like I have done this too many terms. Oh yeah, I've poked too many of your holes I'm going to bed. Whoa.

If we're in a relationship and you get food without me in my eyes, you moving Funny, That's why I always order Genie food no matter what even if I don't know if she needs food I still order a portion for her in case she needs food. clay pot chicken uh on Saturdays Well that's because you're cooking so I know you're taking care of uh what else for what else? there was one time you ordered a Jimmy John's Genie why must you always under find my assertions I'm just kidding. when your girlfriend sleeps earlier than you, when I sleep earlier than my girlfriend inconsiderate. What is wrong with this woman? No, no, that's not.

That's not what you do your partner. You know what you do what you like. get in bed and you'll take the covers. Well yeah.

I need to make sure that we have both even dispersion of the cheats. Hey, hey, how are you good? How are you doing Good thanks and you good and you good Thanks good. Okay, that's enough socialization for the entire year. No I think it's because it's not they're trying to flirt, it's they're like Korean and this is English ESL yeah I'd say Overall, that's a very successful conversation when your absolute babe of a best friend turns up smartly dressed and tells you to put on a dress as he's taking me on a date for a late Valentine's Day as he was in Hong Kong for it.

Seriously, you can wish for a better best friend. He really does look after me and spoil me So much love for this boy. He's taking you on a Valentine's date and he's still your friend. Called you in Egypt when denying denial.

Oh I don't know. Maybe they truly are best friends. Maybe he's gay, Maybe she's gay. Maybe they're both gay.

Gonna ask four separate girls on dates to the same place at the same time and then when they arrive and realize what has happened I'm gonna come out and try to talk them into playing Dungeons and can't believe that worked. No way did you also get them. the costumes can I Can I be asked out on that date? This is a pipe dream Gene It only happens in the wildest nerd dreams. never I Repeat never eat a cucumber from a single woman's fridge.

or at least ask them to peel it. No I asked them like what are you making with this salad and then check if there's any lettuce in the fridge. there's cucumber salad, check if there's chilies and garlic and if she's Chinese if not, that's not for a salad. My man, me getting kicked out of heaven after recommending the male Angels wear gray sweatpants.

Is it true that women like men wearing sweatpants? No. I Personally like people getting these from I personally like them in Kilt with the bagpipe blaring bring Me Them Kilts What does it mean when the girl looks straight into your eyes and does this I mean she needs to take the fattest dookie? No, that's I Want to do that again? No I need to see your Dookie face Marry me I can cook okay wow I will marry you I don't know. The scrambled eggs look pretty dry. the poach that looks pretty popped I'm just kidding.

looks fine. Decent stuff. You already got me sold on this dude. It could be a soft boiled egg.

you know scent. he picks. what the? that's me got him. Have you eaten? How are you doing today? Dear I'm good.

Hope you've eaten yeah yes that's a Chinese parent 100. It's like their way of saying how are you in in Chinese I was always like really confused my entire childhood. I'm like Dad why do you keep asking that we live in the same house like you've seen me, we just ate. How do you say it in Chinese it's the family wait I like that legs I'll give you one more.

they're overrated. Send me a video of you reading out loud. so I know you're not stupid. find a woman for brain.

They all have vaginas. oh wow that's that's deep. This is checking if they have like a valley girl accent. can't anybody just read not everyone and how did you sign up for Tinder If you can't read picture correction push button.

don't call taking men. sweetie. What? What? Oh this is somebody's wife. Tell me like a waiter to not call her husband sweetie.

Oh oh a man wouldn't complain about that. He's not gonna be like don't you dare I'm I have a girlfriend. Don't you dare call me sweetie. It's a girlfriend that wrote that yes, a handwriting and then the passive aggressive smile at the end.

Yeah, it's definitely a girl. So tell me about yourself. I'm not rich, but it's not a problem. Oh wow, what a read message I Feel like it's a little weird to answer.

so tell me about yourself. I'm not rich. Like what? she wasn't asking about that like why are you saying that? Break me and you get one year bad luck. That's nothing.

Break me and you get seven years of bad luck Chores You get a lifetime. Wow, that's not what you should call children you have to take to take care about. Come baby. Maybe that will take care of you when you're old.

and I'm not responsible for their emotional well-being and I'm not responsible for my mom's anxiety, her worries I'm not responsible for her guilt and I'm not responsible for my dad's his shame growing up. Chinese I was made to feel kind of guilty a lot I was obligated to help them fix their problems I was obligated to speak for them I was obligated to do whatever they want so I can make them happy. Yeah I Feel like a lot of Asian people have this problem. their parents put so much pressure on them.

that's why I'm glad I'm mean I don't give a about my parents no I'm kidding. boyfriend, armed girlfriend for no reason Was that a frame for the movie? That can't be. That's the cutest frame for the movie I've ever seen. Oh yeah when the parent oh it's like nice and juicy too.

you know it's a collective deals on that. Music is like wonderful. very special and it'll help you grow strong. Wait you've got a coin.

There are so many of these leaves. Eat it. Eat it. No.

I Realized this movie is horribly depressing. That's why it's amazing. She said the cosplay stays on it, stayed on wait but then like if you take it off and she's like oh God you know, like was she just a Kakashi Digger Is that so bad to be a Kakashi digger? That's fine. You don't like use me.

Use this. Use the Kakashi here. I gotta use some leggings. What? Oh you know, helping others is the best way to help yourself, right? Snake Guy likes milk.

Why do they call her the milk Ashra? Is it? Is it genuinely like because of like the milkers? Yeah, that's it. Like that's your official name. No no no, she's the love Hashira. Oh okay, she actually is love Hashida.

But come on let's just say the Milky Ashira Okay, let's call her for what she is. Dude doesn't want a relationship and then during sex he asks, whose is this, It ain't yours. Why do you ask that It's supposed to be like hot? Oh because mine like excuse me is it on you? No, didn't think so. Hard times make men Hard Men Make good times.

Good times make soft men. Soft men make me I Thought they're gonna be like and then Hentai makes them hard again I Always think hard men make bad decisions because they're like they can only sing with their people Hard Men Make questions yeah and then horn decisions lead to Hentai when I cuddle with my girl I let her be the big spoon so she farts away from me. she my little jet pack I let her be the big Swoon just because I like being the little sweet yeah, that's fact. We're also genuinely facing the other way.

the torrents what Genie's ass blast would be I'm just kidding. I'm sorry what has a nice soft light poof there when he ties you up instead of Smashing you he goes to the kitchen and starts eating all your snacks. Yeah this is what he meant when he said he was gonna hurt me who huh from her point of view like I just remember the time I Went on a first date to London Zoo and at the gate he asked if I would mind paying for my own ticket which I said I would. at which point he pulled out a two for one voucher.

So I paid for my ticket and he won him for free. Oh this man is a genius. Oh he just used you to get a free ticket. Oh I think he's probably good with money, but he made you pay for your own.

It's just a slight inconvenience. Why don't men just communicate the man I Talked to a lot of my boys I Know there are a lot of men out here who feel the same way that we're told to communicate, but when we communicate how we feel, oh, things get really tense in the house I'm saying Drew you'd be giving me I wonder why you ain't taking in the same stuff you be telling me I don't go nowhere but just one time I go swear then it's a problem I ain't tripping on you going. Well I Gave about it was the fact that I gotta find out who snapped all the things that you get mad at me about. This happened one time.

You're right, so it's one time. so it's one time get mad at me because I'm acting like you good night. Oh yeah dude, don't ever don't ever do that like oh, you're being a hypocrite thing. You're like don't ever do that like oh I I Caught you doing what you do Oh that's what drives woman up the wall.

It is over your relationship. POV You're about to get the best party of your life. but first you have to learn all of their names I could do that. This song Hard Mr Bubbles Mr Increase Green Mochi Mr Moo Mr Moo Moo Oh my.

God What? I'd be like green turd cow. one cow, one giga cow. Hey, that's how you do it. Why do men have birthdays? It's not like they're growing up hot hot having a blessed life.

Oh no, that's not what I actually meant. No, that wasn't supposed to go that way. He was supposed to do the exact opposite of what I was saying I thought he knew that Me: So my husband's first grade: Do you have a husband I Do the whole time you've known me oh I always thought you were Pharaoh Do you mean single? Whatever the word is that you use for straight cats. Whoa.

Wow. This first grader is really smart I like that word you should call single woman feral I Feel like you'd be looking for a fight? Yeah, she'd start scratching me like a pharaoh. Yeah right, you are a stray cat. This is all these candy needs to calm the down.

Delphi Take it. Four fingers, four fingers. Oh, it's got nothing on the Snickers You know this is one big fat one. Normalize lying to people who ask you too many questions about your personal life.

Beta: Why did you marry yet? Auntie I'm waiting for your husband to divorce you. That's why I think lying is bad idea. Dude, if you're getting upset at people asking you personal questions is that same word about yourself that you're insecure about the answers? Oh oh I see what you mean? Like if it's just like your family, you know, probably shouldn't lie to your family or your lawyer or the judge or a priest. Okay, I'm getting dope.

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