Hold on to your ass, put your whole weight onto her ass. Isn't that like what the pile driver's supposed to think like? No I got him. Okay, you have to reenact this. Thruster Are you ready to mount this stallion? Genie I'm about to show you the most mid tick tocks on this entire planet.

Hey, are you ready made? All right? First tick tock. Wow! look at those moves. that's not nice G me making sure he got to sleep okay after he said good night I have that Lego plan was that Genie Cctvs The guy finds that hot would you during church after church? I do. But the mom is so mad she's like he seems like you don't go to church enough.

Oh did you see that? Genie no they're just so damn. I appreciate that they're flaky, but sometimes they're just too damn flaky. It's the way it crumbles. Yeah, this is why my keyboard is like if you flip it over, it's just crumbles.

No, don't do it. You don't know what you're unleashing. There's some things that are better off not seeing one. No, this chick was like oh, Ill can I play four hour video game.

Phew Okay I planned for three hours of video game and I lost a game and I had to defend my honor. Why do you want me in 2K what I mean what I mean lead up Legend want me want me with that one I will destroy you Okay check. Somebody else is really turned on right now. The girls love passion.

It doesn't matter what you're passionate about should be sucking dick silly. You just shouldn't feed Sushi to like five-year-olds That and broccoli. Oh it's funny if you said like broccoli I like broccoli. Whoa.

it's incredible. Yeah, how is that kid not like lost his brains? He's like rubber. Do you think he's enjoying that I mean his friends are enjoying it So yeah. but is he enjoying that? Has anyone ever asked like how is he oh brain oh I gotta know how she do it.

probably. Video editing. just really good editing. Fight the fear when I feel like dying.

That's why you need a spotter dude. that's very true because if you do like sets of ten, you're gonna sorry. yeah, ten reps, you're gonna eat all your pants. No, but that's the best part.

I Just got kicked out of this store because apparently the employee was mad at me because I asked him where the where the wind was and he was like what are you talking about I'm like what aisle is it and he goes we don't sell right here and I was like what are you talking about it's it's literally on the sign. Home at a pot right there right on the entrance of your dispensary. I'm gonna say it like that from now are we going to hold my de pot Home Depot Home Okay I Get I get what's your biggest fear? Biggest fear, How does that happen? He's He's just not using that right like that? that does not look right. That's where Henry wants to go right now.

Oh yeah, maybe he's got like nice legs I mean okay, it's perfect woman right here. We're gonna go in and wash my dishes. oh for sure to remain completely dry. Oh ah yes the apron.

Whoa! Someone says the protection from water I would go up to him and be like so watch this knife for me. Watch this spiky ball, watch this grenade peacock of what are those things called badminton Oh badminton's brain. not braining studying, not studying, sleep, not sleeping. Money not money.

Nobody loving everybody, hating mouth, always eating as always watering my money is not money. Yeah Damn. ditto. Didn't have a good career after Pokemon Hunt Do you relate to ditto Genie What? huh? Whoa.

But his mouse pad is on top of the keyboard just to move forward. You're gonna type on those things like wait, why don't people do this? Why don't people do this in war? This is a perfectly valid tactic. Is it not? Wait a second? No. he should be dead.

Wait what? Wait, what? Let's say you're in World War II What's stopping someone from just like laying on the floor because people double tap that goddamn double tap? Yeah dude, they're not even. they're just screaming Henry Can I Please have this dog. He's like my mood. First time taking taxes in the Uber is trying to touch me.

wait is wrong with you and you talked I Discovered how my cat gets down from The Loft What it gets down. it looks like the droppings. There's gotta be something in the like swamps of Florida I Swear to God Hey you shame on you Like Bezel Case made myself. your nails are still gonna touch the tip.

All that just to put some shoes on? Please cut your nails job. Oh that's a song right here. Love to see it now. I Want to play movies? Say what you have.

Say it is why I did it. That's why I Did it stop? Stop Yeah oh my. God Yeah, hold up. Why do you call people with lisps a word that they cannot pronounce? It's so that people can demonstrate their condition while telling people that they have the condition everyone in Spain's crying Nick they all have.

so you basically just put th instead of an S everyone has a lisp and Espana genius gets the job done. Although maybe think about fixing your house first. the wind, the walls. it's the sweat drip down his bottles.

oh you famous girl, what's on his right? Hands it up for Ronaldo on the Shadows shoots foreign I like the butter slide. That is what it looks like they're doing on the actual field like a butterfly. Yeah, I got it. I Need this.

It costs this much money. Let's see if this is worth it for one. and there's your answer. Yeah, Okay, yeah.

well. the day glass becomes. you know indestructible is the day that. Well, then explain it stops it.

Probably just added sound effects. You know it's probably made of plastic. They probably threw it around and then added the glass. Sound effects Mr Sand Are we saying that two plus two? If you say it's four, that's racist I Mean that sounds like we may be mischaracterizing it.

What? If you can quickly sum it up? No, that's not mischaracterizing it at all. It's math is basically racist under this ideology because it says there is no such thing as an objective reality. So two plus two might actually equal five. G You were right.

Two plus two is five. You're right the whole time. I Don't know why I ever doubted you. Because Fortnite has taught me about life.

The smaller circle is the better the people are and nobody expected you in the start. but they should do when you're close to winning some people land. High Ground Brothers Have to build up to the door is open. It has already been looted.

It's only when the math change. people care about the old. Actually, really, really paused in between level minimum. Genie So I recently told my parents that I may be a little bit romantically interested in women and that was a big shock for them considering the past 10 years of coming out as gay, then queer, then non-binary then trans.

and I think it was just a bit of a shock. So I tell my dad and he goes well. I Would love to see you get a woman pregnant and I said oh no, no she would be getting meat. That is okay.

You're free to be yourself. Yeah, as long as it's not children or animals, you're good to go. Dude, if you want to be a girl as a guy and have a guy who's sorry I have a girl who's a guy then that's great. Do by yourself because you got a man's a hand up your keister dumbass.

You want to see what I show you did? you get it? Pervert? Damn, she feels stupid now. Oh my. God Still could build that up so you have to do it without the pain. All of our angel hair into the blender on our lid, turn it on to our counter right into the middle.

break the chain up with our hands to reverse pasta combine. oh my. God I think this might actually works so let's carefully noodles right in. Don't you have to like french fries? You can just tell that these cooked by how heavy they are.

nice and chunky just the way I like it. This is amazing. the Italians crying right now no no, no look away problems and I just want to be like shut up Nobody cares. This is the only honest advice you're ever gonna get from a therapist.

Get over it. I think you need therapy. Well why the did you become a therapist? It's that's real I think that's oh my God I'm always afraid of that happening though. What if this kid turns out like this.

it goes like I want a spider? I'm like I feel like I'll give my kid a tarantula so like you won't have Arachnophobia Okay so this is where I'm like good luck with your future wife. It's not gonna be oh okay please. This is like zebras and horses. Their lips are like it's crazy dude.

the Genie's lips can do that too I've seen it. he held her up by her her what? no I'm pretty sure it's her dress man I don't know Jenny maybe we can give this a shot and see if it's real. It's really like science, you know? Yeah, yeah yeah, so you just fall over now, Huh it? What the f uck dude? okay sir, that is a fish dude. Henry at least he didn't like stick his dick in it.

Okay, yeah I guess it could be worse. No, no, it's fine. just give the kid fessies, give her some messy shoes, she can do it. That's true because someday that does forearm strength is gonna tire out.

He's like oh no, not today kid. Literally no one bowling animations oh my God oh my God So wait, that was really deep. Are we allowed to make fun of them now? how do you lose to him bro? Oh oh dude. Oh whoa.

The other Galaxy has never ran in his life. What is this man doing with his arms? Yeah! I've been applying soy sauce wrong the whole time baby. What the fork? I'll give you ten thousand dollars cash right now. This boat if you express her deepest stock is sacred.

But if she doesn't walk away, you get to keep the money. Are you down? She looks up to their brother every time she's drunk. Damn it's like that. Well here's the 10 grand.

How'd you know that? By the way, Oh my God Wow, what a scary solder for acting. Oh my gosh, she was smiling as she was walking. Damn. Oscar One of the most common objections I get in sales is I just need some time to think this over.

How do you take this objection and turn it into a yes One strategy is you actually want to agree with the Prospect and then follow up with what we call a soft ask? Is this the Wolf of Wall Street I know. but I can think it over and let you know. Of course 100, how about this card's on the table if you don't buy today I'm gonna kill your son laughs What? Aiden I Gave him an offer he can't refuse. Yeah, it quickly turned from Wall Street to like Mafia restaurant is opening in Toronto where all the food is made by chefs who have HIV on June 14th June's HIV plus Eatery will host an evening of cocktails and a multi-course dinner prepared by people living with HIV Isn't that like illegal? Like can you prepare food if you have? HIV Yes Henry but what if your blood falls in the food? What if you cut yourself? I'm so curious.

Hold on, you can. Yes, in fact it's illegal. illegal. Would you eat there? I Don't know.

dude if I eat like a steak and I got AIDS that's pretty rough. It's one of those talking restaurants be more. Karen Yeah yeah wow, this is really good. What's up? Oh dude, you guys are wanting to murder your grandma right now.

Her poor heart can't take it. She looks like she's about to like yeah, why am I still alive on this Earth I might as well go to heaven to get away from you bro. Figure out life He was just walking in front of it like we're not recording It happens be where people none of it's intentional never attribute to malice We can contribute to incompetence. It's far more likely that they're all in their own worlds doing their own thing.

They're not paying attention to the world around them. Whilst that was deep, you gotta look deep to find the Deep things. If all you ever do in your life, you'll never find anything worth exploring. Oh gosh, are you real I try to be Oh this guy just knows like life.

He understands he's got the perfect response to everything. But I mean I feel like human respond with like so did you want McDonald's or like Applebee's It's like the concept of a hamburgers and we need to really it is I he knows it's not. that's Korean on the ketchup packet I knew it I called it. how do you know? Because I feel like this is like what Koreans with you no what does that? Even me and she's like I can't play the guitar I mean what else can you do at this point Oh the dog sees it barking hey, oh no poor dog is trying to warn him.

oh oh, he's trying to go after the dude. That dog was trying to save the owner's life too. He's like no, no okay wait I need to make sure you're not gay. Okay so I'm gonna ask you a couple questions to test here.

Shoot, what's a slip? It's a drip. It's when you fall. A characterization of cancers life-threatening What does slaves kill something like a dragon? What magazine did I just show you what magazine? Okay, oh my. God wait wait last question, What color is this Fuchsia? What color is this? Don't say fuchsia.

it's Rose nope it's pink. you're almost out I'm gonna suck that event ually I love my part where he's like I almost had you I'll sucked up What magazine was it? Woman's house? you're gay, you don't pass. Yeah, you know what's funny when I watched this the first time I had no idea what magazine because like the girl was like I didn't know either. but then like for some reason I found it through my peripheral memory and I'm like it's Women's Health bikinis what color is it blue? hey, where are you from which lane oh no yeah I knew that.

didn't think he was cute or anything I just like oh yeah, you know? yeah yeah, oh good shot, poor tree. Oh my god dude, that tree probably is like probably older than you and was like ah, the winter sauce The Druids are coming for you sir the centaurs, it's over Dude I Never understood when people would be like all right, what do I play like what are you supposed to see oh is that what he's doing yeah but like what are you supposed to see is that rock paper scissors that did not sound like that new nail clippers? oh what the I'm all right. Oh okay that they clearly have a phone to record this video so they can clearly get nail clippers. I Don't believe it's that bad out there for Ratatouille Mice are barely human.

you know. hungry. Oh oh it's a retractable like lead. Oh of course.

I mean no. you never like fiddle around like the lead and watch like like coming and out. Oh baby. The last: Secret Instead of using the fogginess of the Parmesan original, it came from her.

Would you still eat it? It's a different kind of cheese. Would you still eat it? It's cheese depends on how long it was. age 14. 18 years minimum or else is illegal.

ES I Don't know if he finds that very funny. No, he's still. yeah. it got me.

Well, your piss cut now. Okay so I saw some guy with the whirlpool vector and uh, poor milk. So I'm gonna try and cut a pizza. Here we go.

Oh no, it's gonna look so bad. Oh my god oh oh my. God Just commit to one line. Okay last cut please.

just one line. Oh he works. He 'll have this slice. You win if you get these sliced man.

Honestly with salute that it's all pizza at the end of the day. Oh wait. I think they just dodged it. Triple kill did.

God I Almost want to see the rest of that clip. Morning sex. Eat a great breakfast. Go for a motorcycle ride, come back, swim, have more sex.

eat some more. Um hang out for a little bit. We're sad. Maybe do some reading.

You know, go see a movie, have more sex, go to the bar, have a couple of drinks, see some friends, take a motorcycle ride, get home a little bit, have more sex. Um, that's a pretty good day. Wait, what is it describing perfect of a day? You know in one day? Yeah, maybe not the same part. Like maybe you got to be counted to do that part.

But how racist are you between a three and four? Okay, racist. Actually, black people do not have a structural power in the United States to be responsible. How racist Are you on a scale from one to ten? I'd like to say ten haha I Love the honest I like it they got out of her mouth. Don't kill him.

Resist the urge. he doesn't want to leave. Oh, he wants to cuddle you. Probably fed this so much food.

it generates so much warmth and it's cold. So the Birdie's like no, no, you give him an unnatural amount of food and he's Associated humans and food now. so now he's probably going to die. We're home.

Oh yeah. Bingo Knife Perfect mod. This reminds me of the good good old days of Thomas in Skyrim it just works. You're diabolical diabolical dude.

Um, this is color coordination. Oh my. God I'm so bad a bowling Yeah, sorry bro, you just suck I feel like that's such a like but I'm like you're just broken the pins don't lie man. the score of the score line don't line.

Oh that's it for tick tock. What a selection! All right. We'll see you guys next time. Peace Bye.