All right today, we're checking out some unexpected moments. Unexpected. For example, when this girl came onto a football field, nothing ond and a camera crew and it's just like what? How's like nobody seeing this I guess they are. Is that that player's like wife or something? He's probably like man.

Check out my wife and her knockers. Look at. Look at those milkers. Take a look at my girlfriend.

She got really fat knockers. Not much of a girlfriend, but she still got the big milkers. The only thing I desired in this world was for you to ravenously eat. my love.

Eat her what? But lately I can't stop thinking about how much I want to devour your glorious throbbing love instead. What the f fud She ripped a zipper off with just her teeth. She grabbed his legs like this, isn't this the you ju cookie girl? the what? oh my. God she's about to consume his coal.

That's not good, just about to rip it right off his body. Yeah! I don't think that's good, right? Chew it up into bits and swallow it and poop it out. Little did he know. Wait, who are you? Did you order a male stripper? Yeah.

So is this how you get girls in college? Just like knock on every girl's door and be like J stripper? It's numbers game. You know one of them will eventually have ordered a stripper. The thing is I don't think this is a win I think this is a man walking to his death. One of the best steps can you stop projecting when you meet your idol? I'm aiaf I'm a cosplayer I Follow you on Facebook Are you serious I Love you are Ser I Love you I love you so much I Love every time you go to conventions when you dress up everything that you do your gamer right a lot this woman does cosplay.

Oh I need to do some research Yeah, where is this cosplay? What are you talking about Alodia ghost who wa wow wow Aloy Henry's dream is that one day he is interviewing Todd Howard and he goes like yeah Mak sure was right and he's like he's like I watch all your videos you put tits on everything I make you're like look so this is the basketball court and every night I keep shooting into the same basket all over again and again and again and again as a normal human being sometimes I get bored. so I have a proposition for you. What if tonight I go from this side to this side and I shoot into this basket I see where you going with this and the answer is no cuz I've told you many times I don't want to get pregnant? Uh, this man's living the dream was talking about like just actually playing basketball. He's like I keep shooting in one side of the doesn't matter.

Doesn't matter what side you shoot from, but what does matter is what basket you're shooting in too on a woman's body. We need more men like him. what Why is he not? he can go. Are you scared? Just go a oh he's scared a here bro.

Are you serious? Why don't you take the stairs? What? I would have never knew that he raised the sun R okay that would been the last thing I expected. Now hold on. is this man from like the 1600s any time travel to now who like he came in with a time machine should have stayed on Twitter no oh hry what was on the screen? It looks like a lot of what are you even supposed to do? you know? yeah? I watch on my phone and I don't even close it I just leave it open. You ever have those moments where you try to even exit out but then your phone freezes then you're like that py as fine as one cats yeah I Was going to say for Bo those are very like it's a loaf in your breast and I could tell that should have been me, not him.

Javelin throw like never seen before. is that inside of somebody? wait why are people just standing in the or? did he catch it? His quality is so bad I have no clue it hit the arm he literally got Javelin Why the would there be someone one at the other end I think that's so stupid. Is he like a line judge? That's the most dangerous job in the world. It's like yep, it was exactly at 70 M old tricks but works well every time.

This prank doesn't go well. most of the time they must be lucky. Why are there just more and more men coming out of the room? So many dudes. they did it again.

I'm confused. Well also why are there like five men just constantly coming out? Doesn't that guy remind you of the GTA 5 Yeah the A sh The kid saw an opportunity and went for it. What was that? Is that someone she like? I guess he doesn't want it back. Yeah, wait, hold on.

she just left. excuse me my biscuit cuz he touched it. I mean at least go back and apologize, right? Kids are psychos. They are menaces.

My daughter's first sip of communion wine. They can give wine to kids. No. I think it's grap juice for oh oh that's not a sip.

that's CH child. it's a big gulp yo in the name of Jesus now. Also wait, you're just supposed to have one sip so you're basically going to taste the backwash of children. Is that legal? My church did it in a way where like we poured it into individual c yeah that sounds a lot more sanitary or else then uh, what's that like Jered would be like oh I need to be uh behind this girl for the for the wine sipping is that works? Who's Jared My cat really pushed the camera over to show that my dog was chewing on my remote.

owner look at this caught red-handed he's still going I like how he just put his paws back in. He's like you know see I told you I was always the better kid pleas put your name for me uh my name is Yolanda y O l a N d a sit down just get down. that's okay thank you Lord Jesus just stay down and get down. she's so peaceful I think she's used to it Yolanda has seen some today I am 18 I can't actually believe it I Came out of my 18th birthday party and um photographers lay down on the pavement and took photographs up my skirt which were then published on the front of the English tableid the next morning.

oh my God they were just waiting I mean here's the thing, they're still illegal cuz that's sexual harassment I'm not lying though. every time we do watch movies like the way you comment of like how old is the female actress in the movie and then you be like soon as she turns 18 then you start making really an appropriate comment. So are you really in a place to judge? I'm just joking I just think it's funny, you know, but this is like actually like holy oh yeah I Get to turn 18 like yeah I'm a grown adult I Get to do fun things and everyone else is like oh my God I can now upskirt her now can make appropriate comments on her when when she's in the movies now oh my God he didn't pass the vibe check Why does this look fake? Oh god oh my God. Wow! It's crazy how much like body language, Anguage matters cuz it like she was hot and then she wasn't.

How is that possible? It's the same girl I have a question even if it were a hot man I was just standing there I simply acknowledge them cuz they turn around, look at me and then they start chasing me I would run away too I'd be like F's going on it's called fashion oh Dad Dad like uh, this is not for you. You're not supposed to be in here dude. The father's expression was just like my son. Where did I go to explain right now? Just just go.

It's always fun to watch your favorite seen that's her dad. Really shut the you think she finds her dad attractive like the rest of us wait like the rest of us as in you find your dad attractive. No. as in Thor everyone finds Thor attractive right? I Have a note from some of our friends that couldn't be here here tonight.

Dear Ryan we're sorry we we cannot be there t today for your special day. Congratulations! We wanted to let you know how much fun we have with you and thank you for financially supporting us and our families. Sincerely the strippers yeah was like oh wow is he their boss? We're a great CEO he sounds like the CEO of strippers and hores. they're all laughing but he's Brian's actually a major pimp.

Yeah he's actually like how did you know about that yeah and meanwhile the wife is like that's right. show respect for your boss I Don't cook I don't clean but let me tell you how I got this ring. you were nice until he married you and then you show your true colors I thought it was something of along the lines like I don't cook I don't clean let me tell you I got this ring and then he she just shows the kid I don't cook I don't clean but I suck a mean dick and that's why he married me I do know how wet ass goes okay I know of the song The Hand of life that turns into a bug I quit oh I so big did an exit are that big that's just a poop man it's a baby scorpion. oh oh yeah no no that's in Harry Potter it is that literally that got like crucio or whatever.

Yeah what theu is that you're cutting that out of the video? Who is that? you have to cut that out of the video? Were you scratching yourself I was scratching my butt. Then it's going to be real. What? She's not dead, just gay. Oh why are you out of cemetery? Dude? So many unexpected.

she doesn't look gay. You looks can be deceiving. I saw you didn't look gay. You are even hotter in real life I thought you were going to be some kind of catfish.

Thank God you're not. Uh do I know you? I'm your girlfriend? What? Oh in the VR World viral reality. never used a VR in my life I Mean my dad does. Oh Dad hey at least he got his son a girl.

Just hand it off to your son. You know, like you take it from here like you're a younger version of me. You're still attractive I'm not. And when else are you going to get like a girl, show up to your house, be like yes? I your girlfriend I Want you tell me your deepest darkest secret? My deepest darkest secret is I don't like wearing socks? That's great man.

I Feel kind of cucked. She expecting something crazy. Yeah, she looked like she was fighting demons in her mind when she just had the thousand yard stare. The realization that shadoodle became someone else's problem I just super dadded my my pants.

What? shood I Don't know dude I sh my pants I think oh gross you don't have pants on she sat on the table thing Henry I'm going to go take a shadoodle in the white bowl. Why the white? Oh so you're go to the kitchen take get our white bowl. like of all the balls doodle, this is the girl's only mus pit. If you've ever wanted to M be you've been too scared, this is your chance to get in the pit right now.

Oh yeah, that's true and the guys will protect this space. VI Yeah it's kind of hard for girls, huh? That's interesting new but that's not even like a good M this is a dance for Just Dance That's not what a MH pit is. Maybe girls shouldn't deserve the right to have MH pits Henry you're you're saying some dangerous words I think that move completely destroyed the opponent. What the oh my God that was intentional.

He really was like I don't want to fight I want to do other things with you like take you on a date. Oh but then she called them like what? Like you crazy It's like oh, what's the worst she could do. Say no. All right, that's it for unexpected unex, let's get a better stall.

This one looks good. It's an Ey cup. What's an A B C D E F G Oh Queen her nips are more acceptable Genie likes the pepperoni nips as they made a synthetic. Yeah, so it's like you're doing a verion every time or something.

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