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it's like it's slow motion right the way it falls. This waiter at this restaurant. definitely some Cafe attire that people wear at cafes. The owner of this car is about to be done inside.

Oh my mama. He got slashed by Tenu. Go 10. This drone helicopter probably wants to kill himself right now.

His owner is not letting him like I want to die in the bathroom? chill and I look over and there's a cat in my wall. This cat's probably confused on how that happened, but I'm just going to ignore the fact he's simply emulating the dump that you're about to take. right? That's your B hole and the cat's the speak of animals getting stuck. It's 6:30 in the morning I heard something something in our bathroom that we're remodeling.

That's not her dog, not my dog. this. She looks so happy though. This is my dog.

this is my dog. He looks so cheery. you should throw out your other dog. Get this dog.

Look how happy he is I Like that dog. These school boys out here in the yard school boys. the girls are enjoying the boys. why is he like oh god oh what does that mean Oh God it's not November and this is testing my faith.

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No where you going. No damn that's some of the saddest I've ever seen. He was like less than a foot away. Why do you put it on an incline? Brother snitches on sister for eating all the cookies Mama Mama Come here.

Brother ate all the cookies. Look come here. Look look look look at him. Look look why you He ate all the cookies M Punish him.

Punish him. Look look look he just mad cuz he didn't get any of the cookies. No. I'm pretty sure they had the exchange but the other dog failed the persuasion check in so he's like guards guards.

I'm reporting a crime. Dogs has had enough toddler energy for today or maybe a lifetime. Pokemon Where's the dog? Yeah, Oh, how to return them to what the mother's womb? Yeah, this almost makes me want to have kids. So I can blast like Pokemon Jto League theme and then see them dancing and bopping.

What if they're like no dad I Want to watch CoCo melon? Yeah, that's not cool. going to raise them on Pokemon and SpongeBob when you're a boss, specifically told you the lawn motor isn't allowed to go swimming in the pool, just heading off to the lawn. Oh oh God Is that the gasoline? No, that's the grass. Shrek would be proud turning it into a swamp of style.

It's okay. you can retrieve the grass from the water, right? You could scoop that up. Dog no longer has a thing for feet, you know Lily I Stepped on your poop I think you saw something right on your poop. dude.

if ion hearded that, she'd be like really, she loves eating her poop. It's crazy. There's something wrong with her that's not something you're proud of. That means you, you and I failed See exactly dogs love eating I don't know where you're getting this information from I Feel like it's like a bonus.

They're like oh my. God this is flavored. There's extra nutrition, children disrespecting ghosts I ain't SC no ghost I ain't scared of Oh, was that just the wind? Yeah, yeah. When you're a kid, you're genuinely scared on stuff.

Either you're a kid or you're a genie. For someone who says he's not scared, you don't want to check I don't want to check sh because I know it's pointless and it's a waste of time I'm not scared sounds like an excuse dude ESPN Host Jamal Hill Nose Dives on live television Now what kind of personal conversations that have you had with Zeke about his situation? Um, never had a few, but they're personal for a reason. Fair enough. Yeah.

I walked right into that one. Yeah, that was kind of a uh, that was a little out for him. he that right on target but uh, but no. Listen, obviously you have all the confidence in the world and Darren Mcfaden and Alfred Morris and and Rod Smith that guy right there.

how do you know? Wait, nothing happened I thought the way they were zoomed in like that Jamal Hill was in the back and I'm like how do they know that's J to is it cuz she was like oh I asked a dumb question. yeah, she just feels dumb. You know what happens? It's okay man struggling against a dryer for dominion over his soul. Yeah, looks like it's closed.

Oh God it's like one of those skits. This can't be real I don't think that's going to stay. Uhoh, he's losing it. He's losing his cool.

He's going to break it breathe handed pretty well. Some people would have destroyed that thing. It's a Pi Pixar short, but in real life that's exactly what it feels like. Journalist gets phones stolen during football celebrations in Columbia Oh no.

oh no, this is not in the mood for this. Okay, yeah, they look pretty concerned now. don't know if they can do anything about it. Who thought it was appropriate to Blas her with the champagne like as she's looking absolutely distraught.

Let's just that was that someone sto your phone so long Rod Goodbye fish and who bought that net? Can you handle it? That's a pretty slim canoe. pretty small n oh there goes R sh there Go fish. Does he still get the fish? You got it. Oh okay.

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the GoPro should have fell in the water like GoPro stop recording and then puppy gets caught chewing on her Big Brother's tail Winston she's Cheo on your tail man. oh thought that was his leg. he said what I can't believe this R he's like oh oh uh s yeah he's really bored. dude.

how does the dog register that sentence? crazy how he understands yeah I feel like dogs are just very chill with their tails I've seen a even eat her own tail just when she's bored. where she starts like kind of like choking on it sometimes watch me die inside when I drop the donuts I got from my co-workers okay J they're just donuts. It's okay. it's fine.

You can get another dozen maybe uh, 15 bucks a Duncan you could like potentially even rinse them off. Serious. This is like Kevin chili and you're a psychopath cuz you laugh at that clip. What? Literally laughing I laughed at the thought of it.

Yeah. Elite runner at 10K rates took a wrong turn meters from the finish. that cost her thousands in prize money Finish Line Just met away with the motorcycles giving them the perfect escort racing in first place, widening her lead moments from the finish line but sudden not know did she go off course right turn? Why? it looks like she went off course inexplicably with the Finish Line in sight right to faery. Followed the motorcycle escort onto a side street as the motorcycle was getting out of the way.

T Quickly realized her mistake but the other Runners kept going straight T Could not catch up. What a disaster for Tfairy and Sberry. Tfairy finished in third place instead of first said. the confusion is partly the track club's fault because a volunteer was signaling for the motorcycle to turn and teer in the lead was focused on that motorcycle.

Dude, come on, just give her the win. At that point she had had such a wide margin too, like it was guaranteed she was going to win. First place prize is $10,000 third place prize is 3,000 Yeah dude. I would be so upset.

It's also crazy how fast she sped up when she's trying to get back in. right? Yeah, like at the end of the race to be still have that much steam. Insane. That's a hey.

Bo Why does this always happen in hockey? Yeah, that's awkward. Did they get a new one on Why? B So H that's the creep? Yeah. I Mean it's the symbolism that counts. Who is making these trophies? Like apparently all the trophies are just made out of cheap materials.

You know those trophies and Esports I bet those are actually like really good. whoops. I Shouldi: League Trophy: I'm sorry which is basically like every trophy in the world. Look at that.

that can't be cheap. Look at that. Okay, wait, maybe it is cheap. Vietnamese Singer and his umbrella.

How's nothing getting electrocuted? Why? Oh cuz the rain. Yeah, he's getting literally like soaking wet. I Thought the end was going to be he's about to go and goes it. just that doesn't work either.

He's like God damn it new hire coming back from a coffee run. No no, not the coffee. No again. this is like every movie.

it's always the intern dropping the goddamn coffee. That's why you're an intern buddy. I'm just kidding. That was me.

This happens everywhere around the nation. Everywhere around the world. Interns dropping the goddamn coffee I've never dropped a coffee as an intern on stream I Drop a lot. You mean you drop coffee like every couple every months.

Hey, I broke it for a full year but again when I was an intern once I became my own boss I dropped a ton of coffee. Who are we drafting again? Bon The Canadian deori are proud to select David Somebody tell them we planned it that way David Reinbacher R Jesus Man he was like looking back and no one saiding a single word. Meanwhile all the Davis are like which one which one of us I like how he was trying to prove that he he knew by like correcting it. it's it's not Ryan Backer, it's Ryan Bacher Callie ADW Work has his car run into for the third time this month on the same car park.

That's the car Can't happen again. Can't happen again. Happen again. Oh it's not funny.

that guy is terrible. Is he drunk? You have to wonder if it's the third time cuz the second time you're like this is weird but like maybe I just have really really bad look. The third time is like Satan decided to with me in this car. All right, let's check out something from YouTube it's not coming off, it's not coming off is a Cheeto D Is he implying that he jerked his Uber Loa friend off? No he applied the face paint on for his friend.

Oh yeah I knew that. that's what thingy too. Yeah who would jerk an oal Loop off? ha my life. that's the pee hole peees in hospitals you always like scan to enter right? she's been too many days there so she's like oh she like why is it not be that's adorable like why this working Godamn it So what we found at Oh my God H is that a spiny Lobster yes oh I've always wanted to eat one of those.

why are you scared of lobster I would just get hungry dude you see the way he ran oh that was really impressive I mean you would run like that? No I never Yes good old doggy French kiss with you tongue touch with I'm I mean it's fine she vomited this morning I mean they say dogs are cleaner than humans but I don't think that's true. Don't think that's true at all. Like as long as she didn't eat feces then I'm cool with it. That's a lot of water can you what? that is an industrial grade version Let's Go Austin Let's go Aus okay oh God bye Austin bye Austin it's been nice knowing you Austin oh my God that's the most like obnoxious Throne or whatever the hell that is.

This is why girls expect like princess princes and Charming they get like that yeah like your whole life you're told you're a princess who deserves a prince and a king and you get like sleeves bags that show up I'm here to share with you my Shining Moment You know it's interesting what kinds of things bring to M Gosh your Shining Moment is now further improved by this dog rubbing his ass on the floor. It's got to be pain on dogs n their are resilient. These kids don't know what they're doing. that's why I'm never bending down.

don't bend down, just wait for the kid. Yeah wait for the kid. and if it comes to you and it seems like he's coming, he like oh like yeah. it worked out.

lost a purse at the bar so I'm like H what's in this purse? let me see maybe we might find a person I kid y'all the n look what's in this purse God Who baby Priorities! Whoa! Priorities! Somebody has a food addiction Henry Not going to lie if I ever bring a purse, it's cuz it's holding food. Oh goodbye kid, it's a steep hill Here it goes. Here it goes. Can't stop bro.

What the? I'm impressed he was able to run on that I thought he would have slipped. Is that the way to handle that? I would I I just start sliding and then like kind of yeah I get down I just lie down and be like all right, that's my life. If you saw it extend like that, why are you still holding on to it It was a split second, she didn't have time to react as soon as I made contact I like this is not a banana. So I've heard these slim gems have some snap.

We're about to find out. what? What? All that from a slim gym? That's got to be a edit R ain't noing way. What is that tiger doing Dude? oh that's not a tiger. oh I mean I guess it's not that cute.

maybe more terrifying I Thought he was trying to eat but I think he genuinely thought he was like stealth. He's like there's no way this knows I'm here I'm complete stealth mode. she'll never see this coming H Okay, that cat's legs are weird. They're so cute.

You too the is wrong with him his mother I've seen the demons I've seen the depths of hell. That's the thing you bought for iron. Yeah he sounds like it's the end of the world dude. the other do like what the going on in Ken one your I makes those sounds too I heard like moaning and crying.

oh yeah you're like is that you I'm like are you crying in the bathroom right now? Are you good fam? It's not even that lot. it's like right? Yeah it's like a really scary like siren's whale. Oh and no milk. No Do Not leave.

Do Not leave I don't need milk please I remember the last time you left for milk I need a father I Haven Seen you for 10 years the dog. He's going to be the dick I can feel he's going to do it I can feel it is he trying to drink the water. That dog was trying to commit murder. It's just an intrusive thoughts you you someone took me over a tub like you just you got it.

I I Get oh on Wow this guy takes trolling to the next level. Wait so he didn't throw that. no he threw a fake Cup oh sh he is good I I was watching that I I even was like oh my God he threw the coffee. is she allowed to do that? She's so dead shits you do this every morning Becky Excuse me sir, you can't park there.

That is impressive though. How you can get a bike up there? You just throw it. you're you're strong enough to pick up one of the city bikes. just pick up like this and like oh, long hair people problems? dude.

why didn't he tell her he was like just like doing emotions like move it over but she can't hear. She's not even looking your direction, she's going to run into the wall. He's like my my mother. she's dead.

she's gone forever. I Am the Alpha now not telling my friend that there is a filter on like this can't be what's happening with my eyes I Know I'm beautiful. There's no way I've always thought I was hot for soul. really looks shattered there.

All right, that's going to be it for people dying inside. Today we're going to buy some toys for our child. TAA You got the realistic ones, the vibrating ones, the huge ones and the G-Spot ones curved for her pleasure, the double-ended ones. Can we get the squirting one? e Oh, we have desecrate Tifa Like that Yes! Why this one specifically in butt front.

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