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I'm gonna do a little bit of a comparison, but they're not really comparing like Heights or clothing. they're comparing something else. Something that is sometimes a measure of a woman's worth, but it shouldn't be. I Think women should be judged in the size of their personality.

not their water balloons. Oh brutal oh my. God Okay dogs Bonk Horny Jail Bunk and I heard a noise coming from my bathroom. So I went to see what it was and just happened.

Oh God Holy dude, can you imagine like being in the shower when that happens? Do you know what else sucks? Go on to the aquarium with your kids and then the fish pull this. Okay, what is that? What is that? We were just trying to have a good family fun. Like fun for the whole family. Yeah, you ever try cooking something and you know it just doesn't turn out the way you expected.

Like what? huh? How is that possible? What's going on? What was it? I Saw a server like that? What was he? Don't let this guy cook socks to finish seconds. Oh, you got wait, but the car in front of you is clearly behind you. His ass is sticking further back. Oh no no, it was far.

Is this dude? you got robbed? My grand was buried the first week of January and this is the current state of her gravesite. The funeral home wants another 200 to fix it immediately or else they'll get it when they get to it. What? The Oh, The vault is visible and reachable because they didn't properly fill in her grave. What the hell? It's your fault? Then you should be fixing it immediately.

So doesn't that mean like any rodent can just kind of go into the grave and just like the final put on Granny's body bought an empty cake pan. thought I should test for lead before using it. God The test positive. It's crazy.

Back in the day how many people just died for just using things that had chemicals like Mercury Mercury Asbestos lead. Let's all thinking ancestors for dying for us. Thank you Ancestors! Hubby unemployed for nine months, finally landed a job that's not temp or a contract gig. Five minutes after clocking in, he trips on some carpet and breaks his leg.

I Think guy just doesn't want in, the work Blizzard blew the man door on my garage open yesterday. Whoa. It's like it went to London fruit to melt. What's the worst that can happen? What's the mandor? It's the door A woman can't go through.

That sounds very philosophical. There are many doors that women can't go through like a men's bathroom. opportunity. and success in America Ordered fried pickles as an appetizer I got one pickle cut into four.

It cost me ten dollars. Oh no, these slime restaurants in their tricks man. I Swear to gun ten dollars. How much is one pickle? Henry Dude, cucumber's like 10 cents.

The point is the presentation. Genie Look at how well it's stacked up. that's gonna cost you. That's Michelin level of service.

Let's see, from organic, free-range cucumbers hand-picked by virgins or dark, moonless nights, that's the only pickle she touched. Guaranteed exactly. They relocated my container office and this is how my new window viewed. Oh God it's just another container.

Oh brutal, what's behind that? It's a container. Oh God Wait, no, there's so much potential. Dude, do you think he'd rather have that or a decent view of me? I would put a poster of nature on there. Whoa.

Went for regular three mile 5K run about a mile in I Went to take my next stride and my legs snapped. Did I just give up. It finally snapped like I said enough I I This is why we should just not run. be content with mediocrity.

You're more likely to get defamed on thrombosis. I have a deep bone straw being you should see a doctor about it. You should really see a doctor about that And the emergency room for a kidney stone for the second time in my life. I'm only 17.

Yeah oh man, there's a better buckle up kid. You're in for a sack of stones. Thank God I Still haven't had one that freak knocks so hard. You cook all day for months.

Yeah, that's why I drink Coke Zero But genuinely I'll be the first to get the kidney stones I'll come back if that really does mean to kidney stones. I'll cut back. Wife and I went to Mexico for our honeymoon. I Had the idea of buying a bottle of tequila and drinking a shot every anniversary.

It broke on the way. Ominous. Why don't you just buy another one? Are you saying this is bad juju? It's bad almonds. I Think it means they're gonna break just like the tequila.

Yeah, and then she'll actually take half more than half your oh yeah, that's her share. That's wait. Actually, it's pretty even good. Good for you, buddy.

That's pretty fair. Congratulations Mother Nature Cannot catch a break right now. Barge carrying a thousand 400 tons of toxic methanol sinking in the Ohio Ohio is the most most cursed play. Oh wait, this is Louisville Kentucky though.

yeah, oh, it's the Ohio river in Louisville Kentucky. So basically anything that is related or it has Ohio in it, it's doomed to get a chemical spill. We find out that there's a Ohio County in Washington. We're like run, run, get away.

Every Japanese person that goes like Ohio day I ottoman for my wife should have done in the world. Is there an ottoman for like dogs? Yeah, This is how Amazon sellers get you. They hope you don't read the signs sometimes. Maybe they don't even put it in there and it's just like this little bitty version.

This is what happens to the toner that I bought at airport parking this morning. It died. No, how does it die like that? Same with that guy's leg broke. Oh it's I can't take it anymore.

he snapped I had a cystic pimple on my forehead that swell up pretty good. Then the swelling migrated down and now I look like an animal or third eye is going ham. It's all like perfectly centered. Hopefully that like develops in some kind of like telekinesis.

Hired a local contractor to fix a leak under my kitchen sink a few years ago I Never installing a dishwasher today. Inherited. Oh, that's not even Flex tape. It's just normal.

it is. Oh, then that's great. Good for him. Well that's problem solved.

I broke this piping but with flex tape. the water doesn't leak when you're enjoying a bite to eat and end up frantically. Googling About Cordyceps. All the cordyceps got you.

Yep they're in your system now. What are you eating? Those are mushrooms. it looks like, uh, potentially frozen food and mush room. That's rough.

That's not just something like a little bit of fungus that baby's been like developing for a while now. My mate's dad took dog food to work to feed the foxes. Does he like it? Oh oh oh oh oh oh. don't do that.

He's like man, this sucks dude out in the Wilds I enjoy her rabbit I Enjoy birds. All kinds of fresh protein, organic and you give me this processed human now I Feel bad for what we feed on? Yeah, she doesn't like it. Whoa. Do you want to see what God did to me today? Cut the green, floppy spiky wieners in your backyard and a bunch of them.

He's like, this is what I think about you. You're a you are a liar. Can you get normal non phallic shaped plants? Please, Someone's gonna be mad when they get to their destination? Oh, is that someone's oh, that's someone's luggage making a great escape. It's going on in on a trek.

Oh, let's go on a pilgrimage going with you I hate flying in here I'm going back home. Yep, that's Genie running away from the recordings I Wanted to get the wrinkles out of my jacket but I left a bar of dark chocolate in the pocket. Oh not the dark chocolate. Sure, that's dark chocolate in your pocket.

Dude, it's actually poo poo. But he couldn't admit it. but we all know how it smells. Yeah dude.

Underground Pipers is that it. Is that a door that is destroyed cold? How much water is in there? My giant jawbreaker was Hollow in the center. You know what you must do. Now you should take that jawbreaker and get a refund because you were ripped off before you do that.

Why is there a convenient hole in there? A little suspicious, huh? Your penis that small? Like a fit in that jawbreaker? Well, you can break it open. My stress reliever thingy could not handle it. Oh I'm finished. Why is this so like, like shiny in there? What do they put inside? How stressed were you to be like? That's what my head looks like after a stressful day too.

Brad Brand new eyeshadow Palette fell and the only shade that broke was called unlucky. Wow. Pretty kind of fitting. Eyeshadow colors have weird-ass names.

Well, I Guess if you don't name it that way, then it's just like beige. Brown, brown, brown, slightly less brown brown diarrhea. Had an epileptic seizure with my computer on my lap. Now your computer has a permanent seizure.

It's like, yeah, now you have a seizure and your computer also has a seizure. It sucks when the waiter robot spills half your wine on the way and breaks the classic oh no oh oh he's like he's like I feel like it's more apps because like the robot is a cat and the cat would do that. It's so cute you can't even be mad at it. It's a big barrel.

Oh yeah, those are the size of that Barrel The front fell off. No. What gave it away today is the first Meetup of my son's toddler group. We are hosting an out of eight mothers seven canceling half an hour before it would start my wife.

Just picture what a beautiful spread. Honestly, I could probably eat all of that except for maybe like the 12 carrots in that bowl. this gift for Employee Appreciation I Know I know bag looks empty empty. it's our love meaning nothing.

They don't love you at all you. You would show your love even more if it were filled with money at this point. Don't bother, that's just a spit on your face. Newly installed sliding glass door.

Yeah. I Think you're supposed to like install something that like stops you right? Guess rubber stoppers were important? Yeah maybe this is like one of those disposable doors that way like each door is fresh. I'm a janitor in high school s are dumb and look at this picture the wrong way. Jesus Christ My eyes Is that the design? Yeah.

I Think like maybe they didn't like it. so they're like okay if we just break it then we'll get a new one. It was crawling through the attic and found a couple of broken trusses. Maybe Flex tape's not the solution to everything.

What are you talking about? Dude, it fixes everything. Everything in our relationship. Yeah, it can fix a broken heart. Got a broken leg just Flex tape your leg dude just getting ready to cook Valentine's Day dinner and open the block of cheese I Bought today.

Oh I think that's not a block of cheese. that's just a brick. Oh I heard this is one of those what they call uh, blue cheese cave-aged Yeah, that's just part of the process and the moisture in the cave. The Moss from those caves got on your cheese.

That's the Funk Not quite how I wanted my morning to start. Oh no, your sink fell in on itself. You have a glass sink top too. Dude, you have strawberry flavored toothpaste.

Is that strawberry flavored mouthwash? Wait why do you have like two electric toothbrushes? Oh she has four. What the What's going on? Another one like is this like a where's Waldo of like electric toothbrushes? Wait, why is there a doggy doll on there? Do you all share the one bathroom. Is it a nice just being super nosy just judging people from the fire? Yeah. I think there's something wrong with the exhaust.

Oh oh boobies, your car is having diarrhea. What is that honey? You know cars. How much is there? Dude, your car is literally think it's inside out. Who killed the carpeto visible.

It's not even like a nice smooth like it's like one of those watery Diaries What my students said: their milk was stretchy I didn't know what they meant until I saw the slimy mess that milk came from a male cow. It wasn't Betsy it was Billy it was Billy Oh part when I went to not anymore this is what Henry would do. He's like he would literally go into stores and be like I want to buy this and they're like sir, that's not for sales but I like the tree. what would you do with this Warrior collection is that is that Lego or Gundam Gundam wait, hold on.

that's not. cut them, that's that's not Gundam that's something else. Yeah, that's brutal dude. That's why it's not worth starting your collection.

One earthquake, one flood in your life's work is over done by his second cousin's third grader with some kid did that. That kid needs to die now. The sister paid thirty thousand dollars in damage I'd be like no, just kick I was so tired this morning I brewed water You brewed Brown water with a little bit of coffee Essence Yum! Well I mean that's what coffee is. That's not what I wanted to fall from the cabinet, the glasses, and watch screws.

oh that's the worst. Oh I mean you just get a mop, right? I'm sorry. Get a broom. How do you reorganize? Don't you throw it out? Oh okay.

all right, that's gonna wrap it up for that. Sucks we're done. Doesn't that suck? Wow. it sucks that we've got to leave you today, but you know what would make that departure better? A little bit of ice.

a little bit of hitting that like button? Wow. We'll see you guys next time. Peace.