Actually, are you ready to do some R Hold up. You know what is hole up When unfortunately your work gave you a skirt that was too short for you, It was several sizes too small. Hole up? What? Maybe they did that on purpose. Hold up.

Why is this girl getting so into this workout? That's what I do too. What isn't that abductor? That's not how you do that machine? That's correct. All right. So this girl is getting tossed.

Why is she not sitting down? But hold up. What are those two strands coming from where pants? You know, the drawstring is just really long. You have a couple of those ones. Oh okay, you ever had.

like like those buds, those Chinese buns? what? So what do you have to do to one of those to get it to be harder than concrete? That is not my bow. That's the hardest thing in the world. I Got you. Sam There you go.

nothing. Biggest napkin, durable napkin, soaks lots of things up. What about that guy's shirt? It's hot. Not that hot.

It's pretty hot. It's just a normal Google camera right? Well what the is that? Oh, it's the Google Camel Genie I Thought it was a dark Souls box. Then you gotta ask yourself, why do they need to Google Maps The desert. Who's traveling there? Oh wait, is there even addresses in the Google Maps Can you get a street view of the Sahara right? It's like turn left at that one Dune Hill comes in Japan Huh? Oh, isn't that called the Pez dispenser? But you don't stroke a Pez dispenser.

Oh, this one's better. Yeah. Also, it's girthier than the past dispenser too. And so you can wrap the whole hand around that baby nurse on death bed claims she swapped more than 5 000 babies.

Foreign dude. How many relationships could have got with that because they switched 5 000? Genie What if the people who made the the Maori show or whatever. Like, who's the baby show did that on purpose. Who's the father? Yeah, yeah.

Maybe if y'all having a bad day just letting y'all know. My co-worker got his process exam and when the doc touches prostate, he nutted immediately and fell down knocking over some equipment. Wait, it's that good. Disgusting.

Who is doctor? So Henry could sign up? I Refuse to believe that men can feel this much pleasure just from the touching the prostate I Refuse. It's a G-spot What are we doing? Like putting our peepees and things when we can just be touching our prostates? What are we doing putting Kikis And things rather than putting a people in my face. It will just look at you differently when you're tall. pictured a popular Vietnamese YouTuber Who went from Five Four to Five seven with height lengthening surgery for all winter.

Dangerous surgery. Just still. Oh Oh God Oh Henry Did you hear that Five seven is still short? I Know that I Feel like Five seven? you're still normal short once you get below five seven My king, you dropped this your copium mask. Thank you.

Whoa. What What are those yo? Oh oh oh, the cat looks so sad I almost felt pity for the cat. but then I remembered the little evil ships that they are. You like that.

You like how that feels. That's what you put me through. Dad: are you high Am? I What? Hi, hello, hi and he's driving their car playing your dad at his own game. He can only give you respect for that.

Probably 1990. Oh my. God The quality. Oh yeah.

better. Oh his sister's a A. This doesn't happen. Okay whenever you see this on Omegle it's like one of those like scammers trying to get you the one of their websites to get your pay up.

steal your credit card information. It's not like I've tried or anything. Okay, it's just a sea of penis. That's all you're gonna get.

I'm a female crane operator. Men stare at me constantly with what binoculars? What does she mean? Like like co-workers when she leaves? Yeah, because it's like whoa. woman do hard labor. She looks like a Supercar Blondie or whatever.

Whoa. It's like another like car. Yeah, like whoa woman into supercars. Damn 12.1 million subscribers I Feel like if you're just like a blonde looking bimbo girl.

Whoa whoa careful. I'm not say she is a blonde bimbo, but like people automatically like are enamored with you when you do something that's non-bimoying there's like another YouTube channel basic white girl tries. but she gets all these views because people expect her to be like like really basic and dense. But then she tries like really interesting things like Vietnamese food and people like Whoa.

Okay blonde white bimbos can appreciate that. No way. What do you mean? the sauce don't work foreign. It's just a Jello That's when you gotta like microwave it so it gets viscous Again, black Americans Visit Spain During Holy Week Things are black asses we're not prepared to see today.

I Mean it does look suspicious for sure, but isn't that just like religion in general. Man who thought he had a urinated problem finds out he has ovaries and uterus. He had been menstruating for 20 years so men can have periods. Does that mean he can give birth? Is he gonna be the first to finally create peace between the humans and the robots? Explain that to me.

That's like Blade Runner right? The first robot to give birth to a human I Would say this more so would be like woman. we don't need you. We can make our own babies. Ah yes, let's kill off all the women and then pregnant this one man use him as a uterus.

Oh God Nothing triggers my anxiety like the stupid Chromecast button. Why are you so afraid of broadcasting it? Oh oh plus like why is the HD in Orange Okay, but to be fair, like when you click on it, you still have to select the device like this is just like auto play like on your mom's monitor right? Why the do they have every single social media platform on a button right next to the play button? I've always mastered a few times who the is sharing the watch on? Facebook Why is that an option? How about if your pop-up just don't put the Social Media stuff next to this play button. What are friends for? Oh oh yeah yeah, let's come up. Yeah that guy's awesome.

Wait he had the key. Damn even he's like you know what? your friend kind of deserves that I'm not the true horror here. the true horror is how he just betrayed you. True Heart is how he does.

This guy treats his friends the quick reflexes. What happened? oh did anybody see that? yeah they they saw that. All right. just nervous laughter like please don't shoot us you say oh thank God I didn't have to shoot you guys oh thank God Oh I was about to pop a cap in all your asses.

Thank God it's just my birthday. Hey all right you know, like next time try this again. We'll make the table like really solid. It doesn't move at all just like oh take that kid's money yeah them Real Madrid we know how to beat Liverpool oh, you like Real Madrid oh for that Jesus Let me show you some actually.

Oh W I have Ronaldo yeah I actually got a uh, an extra large but I know why? Why? So we can both wear it when we're cuddling. Oh thank you. No no, don't skip because hey, you can join in as well. If you want, you can join in as well.

How old are you? Yes Oh no. I'm 21. Oh I'm going prison I'm going prison. Oh God she's 14.

Oh oh I Can't believe it. She did not look 40. she didn't got to get the age. real.

Number One rule. number one: get the age. What happened, it was 14. so I'm 21.

what's the matter? Sorry, what's the matter? Only seven years. Oh my God. Oh two for a trip. Wait, what's the legal age in India Yeah, there you go.

Oh wait, it's okay. So then this guy is just this guy's just straight. Shameless Be me half glass of penis fetish. Look at Dick.

Get hard. wait to get soft. Look at Dick. Get hard.

Mfw It never ends. What does he find attractive about flaccid penis? The potential for growth it could have I Guess the same reason why why guys like little girls right in our pedophiles? It's the potential of them of what they could become I Don't think so dude. I Don't think so. How do pedophiles find love? Because eventually like if they decide to marry them, they get old at some point AI Generated women successfully sell nudes to unsuspecting Reddit Users are you real? Well if you can't tell, does it matter? You don't even have to be a woman to make make those scentbox anymore.

You can just generate an AI woman and reap all the benefits. Normal Man faces 22 charges for child Illinois Having a city called normal has always made me laugh, but today it has finally reached its peak. I Thought they were trying to say like normal men like it could be you or I it could be anybody if you have 22 charges, does that mean you have like 22 pictures saved up or did you just have like 22 individual children saved up I was thinking it's like 22 tear but what if like well he had like one picture but it was just in like 16k resolution. It wouldn't give him extra charges right? Yeah.

I think it's every separate media file. Baby walks into a convenience store. yeah I'll just take that. Oh an amount times are tough for that baby man it's Gotta feed his family.

You gotta gotta pay the bills. Okay, just gonna ignore that guy and he's done. I Mean do you still want him to join you after that? of course. Typical gym situation.

Tim This probably doing like penis curls every day. That's the only way you get your penis that jacked. she looks damn Eminem Why do you look so hot as a girl? Question for the fellas out there: if you dated a girl and she literally looked like Eminem could you go through with it? That might be a turn on for some men. Oh yeah.

Rap Goddess. Wow. Well I guess I'm gonna sew it myself. Oh, here's the classic.

the Heck mama. What's going on here? There's something terribly off he's in. The Matrix Right now, it's not real a glitch. Clearly, the coders have no clue how how things work.

Prison population per 100 000 people. What the F happened in Australia Dude: a hundred thousand. Oh, is it because like like they were like originally at the prison continent So it only makes sense that it's like within their genetics to go to prison right? sounds kind of up like I Wonder if like the Australian people are actually the most like nicest, obedient people. They gotta fight off kangaroos.

Dude, they got thug life. Things you shouldn't do in: Japan If you drop something on the train tracks, do not jump immediately down to go get it and give the wise Train Masters a call. They'll need to plan the rescue for three hours. Eventually you'll get the item that you drop back.

Oh, is that like one of those like gum dispensers? No, that's not a gun. What is that? It's the thing. Quit your lies, Quit your life. How do you know I'm lying I'm sorry.

but if I were the train Master station I'd look at that take out like 200 yen and be like just go to the go to the Tango What's that? What's this up? A brand of Mill maps you are Genie you're Henry How did you hear about this? You're Henry DiCaprio right now. Oh my. God you're so good at acting dude. You're so good at acting dude.

I'm dating right now. Oh God there's a spider in my bathroom I've had around for a while now and I'm taken to putting other bugs in her web or trapping them in there so she can catch them. She was just dining on a little black beetle I left for her last time I Visited I pretend we're dating and tell her about my day while she eats. I've shouted in front of her, act shy about it and sometimes get hard on her gaze.

just sometimes it's like a Charlotte's Web right? Wasn't like the spider kind of hot look at her face. spider did hey y'all look hold up, look at those eyelashes call God oh what did they do to her? Okay okay I'm out I'm out. Have you ever been this drunk so you gotta get out of here? What am I done I can smell it. We have kids to be fair, like he's no Leonardo DiCaprio I think I'll wake up every morning and be like wow, how did I get so lucky to wake up to that beautiful mug me and I'd be like wow, wake me up I Must be dreaming.

So my current location. you're welcome. It's actually like work though. Hey Siri What's my current location? Foreign? It's impossible to get everybody in the world to do something at once.

Every one of you guys needs to hit the like button right now. it's not gonna happen. Genie and broccoli. it seems to be a Trope for characters to hate it.

but I love dating broccoli and other vegetables as a kid I was so poor so we had nothing but microwave and ramen. I Didn't try broccoli until I Was in junior high and I was surprised at how good it tasted. My friend's mom made broccoli and cheese I ate about three servings and told her how it was my first time to try it. I Told them how cartoons always told me it would taste so bad I wish I could have my friend's mom.

Sex is always on the mind of four channels but no I like broccoli when I was a kid I hated it I told you I used to like pretend like there were many trees right? I pretend like I was like one of those brontosaurus. like long neck dinosaurs and like slowly nibble off the sides. Broccoli is like equal sex. Most adults don't like it when you're forced to have it as a kid.

Whoa. you really typed this out Huh? Who let him out of the freezer? Foreign still employed at Twitter Things are a little hectic. In total, we have about 400 blue purchases in the last 24 hours. 400.

well wait, that's all wild. Yeah. Ian Leadership are freaking out in slack anyway. I Know this is kind of out of left field, but are you single? This must be a four.

Channel You just gotta shoot your shot. It's the numbers game yo. she's online bro. What should I do? Send nudes you first? huh? Send it to her idiot.

Oh sorry, he doesn't want to see his dudes for a long time now. Fair trade offer. never show your before. The other guy sends his first.

brain cells die again. cells die and even hair cells die. But the fat cells in my stomach must have accepted. Jesus Christ as their lord and savior.

Since they seem to have eternal life. it's called not eating. They'll eventually die forever. I Know Genie Wishes The cells in her stomach would disappear forever.

but those are there to stay because I want Gina eat good food and I don't want her to starve the airplane One time and a married couple came on and they had been sat separately. There was some mistake. the woman, she's supposed to sit here. She comes up to me, she says, would you mind moving so I can sit with my husband and he's behind her he's like and I wanted to help.

What am I going to say to his wife just no I won't move then I have to sit with her So I just got off the plane I didn't go on the trip I got off the plane and it took off and it hit the World Trade Center Okay every guy relates with that babe you know I would always next you on a plane you just said every guy related no no like as in like relate to like oh like I want to sit next to my girlfriend so we can get the same seats. you know what I mean okay that's it for hola Hola! All right, thank you so much for watching. We'll see you guys next time. Peace.