Hi Susu Welcome Ainus here as our host today. Ah a much better. Host This time. oh get ready Hello! Susu How are you doing hello Horrible.

How are you doing horrible? But that's great because we're doing something very horrible today. Excellent! I'm going to show you some videos with some Chris comments in them. Ah, so we're gonna look through my YouTube comment section. are we Oh no? GTA POV Borrowing a pencil.

see that pencil is stored at the end. You missed that I'm sorry there was a dog. Can you guess what the cursed comment is? Oh my. God there's a lot of curse a lecture from The Faculty of Economics Why? Why is nobody paying attention? Yeah, yeah, he's a good student.

this is. Wait, why is there no girls? Yeah, there are no girls in that class. I mean why do you think only men signed up to this class? She sounds very enthusiastic I like it. very upbeat and Men love enthusiasm and upbeatness.

They love to beat quick. What color was the white board? Okay I bet that class is hard I like how you highlighted it. yeah oh no she got debated I thought he was gonna do anything to like have her shake her ass or something I don't know. No, he's not that disgusting.

No, he's a respectful man. He only made her pretend to give a she's like Jesus Yeah yeah, that's gotta draw the line somewhere. Junior What? I hate that I know the source for that gif as well. Everyone says she looks like Mewtwo that's the ideal shape.

Apparently there's There's like a subreddit. women built like YouTube Yeah really Susie knows my type. that's my type. Don't tell me that's actually a Reddit yeah it is.

Reddit I would know Oh my God he needs to form holy I Love Cindy Tran Big fan Sydney Tran that one yeah Cindy Tran If you see this, that's me I Want to believe it's real? Please be real I Want to live in the world where that is real. See you soon. Needs to go to Horny Jail uh no I can't go back there to the woman have read it. If you had a dick, what would you do with it I measure it and send pics to my friend to have them evaluate what I'm wielding, then impregnate my sister.

what? So I can finally what being on what he had me at the first half, you know if I had a penis I'd make sure that I had all the measurements whenever a guy tells me they don't have it measured I'm like you're a liar. Oh, hold on, what do you? What do you mean by all the measurements? the length, the width, the yaw, all of it. the the yaw. What's the yaw? Okay, okay, you get a boner, right? The yaw is the measurement between like how far your wiener sticks out and like the the rest of you.

I'm trying to Imagine This Plane as a penis but I still can't see it Henry what's Your yaw? yeah I Know you know you need to evaluate that. Yeah I only have like one measurement and I'm not even sure if I did that measurement right either. You do. Yeah because it's like what are you starting? where do you end You Yank it as long as you can get it and then you measure well.

Now we know Henry does have because I feel like people are cheaters. You know there's two different ways you can measure. You can measure it from like the balls or like from looking down at it like where it connects to like your pelvis. That's what I'm saying like two different measurements.

Yeah dude, some dudes are probably measuring it from their butthole and be like yeah I got a nine inch penis Henry no one measures it from their butthole. whatever. I'm high as hell and just discovered I can fit way more dino nuggets into my Air fryer if I put them vertically. Just had a great idea for cemeteries I said I sub cremation.

Did you know though that they creamy and then they bury that in the ground? Yeah yeah, instead of cemeteries, they should just plant a bunch of trees. so it's like a forest like corpse. Forest But can we talk about this? Dino Nugget Technique Okay, oh yeah, this is actually just genius Australians have accidentally been eating a fish unknown to science I knew it, thank goodness. Usually it's the other way around.

Fish unknown to science is idiots. That's very true. Everything will kill you down under. I'd Eat that fish though.

Is it not just a carp? Never mind. I'm stupid. It doesn't remotely look like a car I Don't even know. Is that a catfish? No.

Henry Oh my. Henry What are you is happening here? How do you mistake the guck fish for that fish? Teenager 19 kills pedophile priests who abused him by ramming her crucifix down his throat and suffocating him in France Cinematic Gotta say, it's like that's exactly what turns me on, baby. Oh God No, he died happy. he died with an erection.

Sorry this. that's really cool. Henry Henry Okay you you making things for a three-year-old without telling me you have a three-year-old Damn. Okay.

Chop them up and make some cinnamon and sugar at them. Fry them in the pan and so soft but not much delicious. The apples have a total loss. Mmm cinnamon sugar children.

I'll be furious if I came home and saw all my apples were bitten but not eaten I Feel like I probably did this one as a kid at some point like I would do something stupid. that kid was a girl and she recently watched. Snow White Which of these apples will kill me? Yeah I kind of the sweet early sedess yeah yes your zodiac sign I don't want to a scorpion. That wasn't the meaning I was going for too late too.

as in like you've already Scorpion or as in like you already took the meaning the wrong way. What's your zodiac signs? uh, mine's a Leo it's a lion I could do it What scientists recreate the face of a 9 000 year old Greek teenage girl it looks like oh hi Mark Arnold What? Yes, it does look like Arnold Schwarzenegger No wonder them Greeks Went for the boys instead. If everyone looks the same, is anyone really gay? this girl looks more manlier than actual men. No, yeah, this would shatter the male suicide epidemic.

Hey man, you look cute. You should smile more. Hello Lovely gentlemen, You fixed your own computer. You're so smart.

That's impressive. Thanks. You look way too good to be a cashier. It's kind of weird because it's like this stuff was said to a girl.

It's like inappropriate. Maybe it's just the way you say things because if you picture a girl saying it, it sounds nicer. I I Think it's because complement each other. No, we can't We can't compliment each other because that's a game.

Oh yeah, we need to. You need to make it okay to be gay with the homies homosexual I need to make sure my Bros know that I don't want to them in the ass Henry oh my oh my God don't want to old man forcing my hand on his junk for me to refuse to compliment anyone I Don't know. Well, why did that get an award? Oh my God What's a slang word term that drives you insane? Who will speak even ironically, it hurts my soul. Edit: I Hate all of you So you see, this is this is your thing.

This is your special uh-huh looks down in a shy manner I Totally agree with you it Smiles at your face but it's still too shy to make eye contact. hey um by the way, blushes your username it sounds so shmexy starts to pee pants I'm not reading. spread my butt cheeks I Gotta say this is about the height of ooh speak Congratulations Large Capybara! My uncle fell down the stairs and broke his leg and instead of helping him I recorded him falling down while yelling World starred and then posted on Instagram because I thought it was funny. Happiest ending to me when I was 12.

My uncle's story ever. Oh it's like those one time at Band Camp stories but it is wholesome. Instead of cursed, band Camp is like Camp Rock no no I haven't forgot that movie. Instead of like playing trombones, you're like both.

You're your Bros your Trump a new photo of Kanye West and his new girlfriend that TMZ Post in the middle of the night married to Kim K to shagging Draco Malfoy bruh Millie Bobby Brown or something Potter hey but Draco Malfoy's a catchman and exactly what movie was he a catch? Careful now he wasn't Planet of the Apes as an adult. Okay, there you go. That's what you're saying. not like Sorcerer's Stone or anything.

Yeah I was like women trapped in kid's body introduces men she's now seeing. It's going to be awkward when he buys her some sexy underwear and they have Hello Kitty on them. Hello Kitty makes some decent thongs what they do Yes Hello Kitty's for everybody Daddy's kid. Oh okay, does the dad wear the thong? This is a really convoluted way to say that you're a pedo.

but I should date hasbullah. Oh yeah. every gay pito's dream. oh my.

God Stop it. A grown man that has like the same condition. he's like stuck as like yeah like a baby. but he's like 20 something years old.

So unless she's like a hazuela then this is like pure copium. I think she is her husband. Is she your husband? Why are we calling the conditions cursed? Iceberg Titanic Replica could set sail by 2022 following original route. oh why would you do this should survive this time considering we've melted all the icebergs hits the plastic island instead.

Oh my God the pain like I Think it'd be cool to ride the Titanic replica but how sad would it be if it also ended the same way like you're setting yourself up for like the biggest second trash? Yeah! so I'm kind of like why do this? Ah imagine all the people that want to go on and try to recreate uh Titanic scenes painting each other naked and stuff. oh my. God that's why they want to go. They want to find their Jack Oh yeah I guarantee you every single person is gonna stand at the the tip and then do the pose.

Who would win in a fight? 30s can afford a two thousand dollar fursuit? They can afford a ten dollar pipe bomb. Yeah, furries would truck. I Feel like they would be armed much better than the other two? Yeah, if you're brave enough's like doing a furry costume in public. Uh, you're brave enough to do a whole lot of others hold up weaves.

Were brave enough to carry their waifu body pillow that has been used. that's not every week. Most weebs look normal Kai Looks normal for the most part. but like when you find out that girls attempt suicide more.

but men more successfully kill themselves. Sport and do it better. Addiction men do it better. violent crime.

men do it better Being a woman, men do it better than one. It's true though. Have you seen Finster Yes yeah you guys can't even be yourselves. better than us being you like.

And now with AI coming in, being a woman's obsolete. We can give birth better. Yeah, we give birth way better than men. Do not want to see men try to do better.

Okay what a good young man I wonder what respectable profession he will choose to pursue in the future? Anyone want to explain knowing the internet I'm guessing he shoves up oh my. God as up as ours and she's guacamole or something close. Yeah, close enough. Honestly, I'd have more respect for him if this were actually the case because that's actually quite incredible.

Anybody could do it. What is this? Okay couple of penises Glock and ball torture. What is the purpose of a mushroom tip on like a male's penis? Oh, is it to go deeper? They look at their bullets right and they're like, doesn't give enough penetration biologically what penetrates well. penises penises are very aerodynamic.

they are. Yeah. did you hear about the guy that chopped his penis off and threw it at the police so he could Escape them. It worked I think it worked because the police were stunned I think I don't know.

It would have had to flown kind of far though. right? eight months in versus eight months out. Is she expecting a third? So we got pushed back. Should we got the twins in the trunk bigger than an actual womb? That can't be a real ass, right? No, it's really powerful.

Good luck, bro. Bro is a good project. Is it because she's a? Playboy Buddy Oh oh yeah yeah I don't know either. Henry you do know she's a poster I don't watch so that's why I don't know oh I just I just forgot that I actually don't know who she is.

It's okay. it's hard to tell when they put on clothes you told me about this lady Henry Gun blunder webcam model accidentally shoots herself in vagina while filming x-rated clip for fans oh God Grover's kind of vaginal discharge Oh Yikes. Wait, what does that feel like? Like getting shot in the vagina? I Don't want to know. Probably not as bad as getting kicked in the balls am I right? Men: No I'll get kicked in the balls yo? you don't? You don't stub your toe on the end of a Furniture It's like that, but maybe like two times worse.

it's not like I would say that's the worst. Okay, all the guys out there are gonna like disagree and be like Henry's not her, not her Advocate like don't listen to a word he says. that guy's a goddamn idiot I'll show him what a real ball kick feels like. really large number the distance people scroll this year in Reddit measuring bananas.

There's a non-zero chance that some of this was done with the penis. It's from the scrolling or some of the measuring somebody scroll to their penis like on like the track wheel or like no on the phone. Oh no, it's even worse. Would you try it? Henry Wait, is that even possible? Can you test it? Can you go to the Past No.

Can your balls taste soy sauce? My boss? Do we do What? There's these videos of guys saying that for whatever reason, soy sauce can be tasted via the testicles, right? Have some homework to do I Guess Oh my. God Two assignments Okay, you gotta first. I'll report back to you guys soon. Yeah or you could.

You could also do it too. And let us know in the comments: Oh oh yeah Yeah yeah yeah. and 94 of water you drink have passed through a dinosaur penis. It's humans are 74 water.

Oh God we're 69 dinosaur penis. Can you check if the math checks out? I'm okay if 69. Okay, what do dinosaur penises look like? Cool. This is my search results now all the time.

Wait, that's not what we meant. Oh my god do people like use these or is this just like a decoration I think I'm convinced this is a way for like teenage girls to buy those without their parents like questioning them. Someone knew what they were doing Swedish Woman finds Ikea bags filled with the skeletons come in like a million pieces you have to put together yourself. I Feel like this is just a testament to how good their bags are.

Everybody's used one of these bags for everything like it's so useful that you can literally feel like the corpses of your dead victims with Ikea sponsor us. Are you tantalizing? I'm with her toy? All right, that's it for cursed comments. Nice one. Genie No, but that's what he's doing.

Make sure to leave a like smash that like like how I'm about to smash this All right. Thank you so much for watching. We'll see you next time. Peace.

The body though. Okay, what's an issue? No, that's the wrong direction. Let's skip to the real measurement that matters. Oh okay.

if you could have boobs this big right now, yes, you think we made her a little bit too thick? No, No, Okay. the crying Expressions Always work man. Okay, thanks. Foreign.