Hello Everyone Today Genie and I are doing our unexpected. Yeah, yeah, that was pretty solid. Pretty solid. Pretty solid.

But here's something unexpected: whenever: I Sit on my boyfriend's lap. What about a dog here? Unexpected dog? Here we go. Let's go. come on, don't judge me.

Look at those. I got a doge wait. so he you're an elevator? yeah, he lifts you up okay. Can I also say if it's the implication that it's rising right then that's also not accurate because it would go in the hole.

Wow, What a beautiful bird. Precious and veiny. very veiny love birds. I Should get a bird.

I Should get a bird right here. Whoa. You can't do that. What The okay? You know what else is unexpected? This is a mushroom farmer from Thailand that's not a mushroom farmer Henry But what's that in the back exactly? And here she's sweaty.

She's tired. She's been growing mushrooms all day farming them. Why doesn't she pull off her pants? now? She's finally dried off. She's like great cool.

That's not mushrooms dude. Yes, it is. No, it's not. Here's proof.

this is her. Instagram profile. There you go. See exactly Mushroom farmer Genie What do you need to know? What else do you know? do mushrooms always look really good? That's the that's her bathroom dude.

Yeah, kind of suspicious, huh? Yeah, it actually is. This also goes into like one second before disaster because like oh, it fell and then the wheels like I got you. It's gonna finish the job. Yep, but what about the band? No, this is the music video Yeah Stick it out but they're following her.

Oh look at that. look at that. they somehow got in the water before. That's a really good music video.

Oh please. Yeah. understandable under sustainable. the adrenaline.

Just mama pig, baby pig and they're flying frog friend. Oh look at them. Or maybe it's a band because bats are like a fusion of frogs and birds. Where'd you get that idea? It's see.

It's a vampire bat that's impressive. Like holy sh, you identified a bad boy. trying to get some of that good sucks. Suck.

How'd you know that? Like well listen to the conclusion that bats are a fusion between frogs and birds. Did that not look like a frog and a bird and it turned out to be a bat? Oh YouTube it's a back YouTube It's someone's back YouTube I Don't even need to read the comments I already know what you guys are gonna say. don't stick your dick in that. no like I can work with that I jumped the gun on it, Huh? Not my proudest fat.

Okay, let me guess. Okay, the no seat. Good. Good.

Pretty solid. Is that the ball? Yeah, Sponsored by Kia Motors No I Think they're just playing a recording so the kids can feel like they've experienced the new Year. but the kids don't know what won't hurt them because the kids shouldn't be up at midnight. A solid answer gives me a pretty lady in the red dress okay if I can swallow that lime whole can I have your number because who who like she was just holding her boobs constantly and I was like why she's trying to block her friend from seeing some teeth.

Big Fella's new raincoat I guess he's got a new ringtone. You do. No little buddy does. He's so excited and here comes Uni's line about how she would trade iron to get one of those things.

No I was gonna say it looks like a Coke can the cold side hit different Me turning my pillow to the cold side people at my funeral we got grandpas and Tick Tock now where can I follow honey? Do you think that's gonna be you in the future? Yeah I don't know. Maybe we'll be like 80 years old and we'll still be sitting here cracking these nuts jokes to the end of time. I'm sorry. not sure what to do now.

What is he hunting? He's hunting rabbit. Be very very quiet filming this in the first person like a shooter. He's right there. He's wide in the open.

Don't do it. He's gone easy. What'd he say? Okay, he just stares there for 30 seconds the deer comes over. Shoot me I Want to die I Want to die I Want to die I Just want this one.

Oh my. God How can you shoot that thing now? It's so nice and friendly. Yo! How did that survive all these years? No. maybe his kindness is what got him to live exactly because he would.

He would be so cute and then none of the hunters would kill him. bro. he is out of his mind if he thinks I'm gonna be ordering like this. hamburger vanilla ice cream that's what I thought sounds stupid as is it a thing where like why in Japanese does she sound more like high-pitched and then when she speaks English it goes like yo yeah like whenever girls speak Japanese it sounds so like Kawaii Desu I still do that though I'm just like well yeah it's like a hamburger no friend in the news uh Tiffany's no longer my girlfriend Oh was the craziest person I've ever met.

Oh hold up, hold up, hold up. she's actually we're engaged now. she's my fiance so she's no longer my girlfriend. she's my fiance.

oh Mike he's doubled down. he's like nah dude I don't care I like how he slightly smiling because he's like helping the needy. Here's five books. Oh I'm not homeless I'm a teacher.

Everything you almost passed I think it's only in America Teachers are like severely underpaid I think this point is just a meme. although it's not really funny that they're getting underpaid. but the idea: the jokes you can make out jokes you can make out of it are funny. The sad situation if you are a teacher I'm sorry and that's wrong, but the jokes are fire.

Let me try this. I know I can learn it. Oh he can't swim. Oh no, he's what the people can't swim either.

No, she could do it. Wait, you can't swim back into the water. he shakes out. he's like let me try that again.

Boys will be boys. She's throwing a tomato that's reforming itself. Oh it's like oh, it's a rubber toy. that jelly that like comes back to form.

It's pretty entertaining sir. aren't you guys supposed to? Meanwhile Like the wood and the children in the back are like getting raped and they're so cool. Frog Tomatoes Splat then it's going to need you again. Wow! When your son tells his teachers we live at the fire station, he's like just like Mommy does I can't think about it.

Does she ever run off to save anybody from burning flames? smell? The rod certainly doesn't smell like smoking ashes. Does it smell like smoking ashes? He pizzaed when you shoot a french fried. Oh, skiing the is a pizza is when you point your things out right? How is that a pizza to make a pizza shape? Okay, so he's French frying. Whoa Whoa.

Oh it's dead. He's dead. He got him too. Wait, this guy's toast.

French fry French fry Pizza The French fry run. He's dead. Oh terrifying. SCP Got him.

Did you know there's actually an SCP of snowman? I forgot the number of designation. but yeah, Dude Bigfoot Killed them Big Big Big. What racism lore. Okay, he's blue.

they're white, afraid of blue. Blue walks closer to like no, stay away. You're scary. Oh they start but making fun of him, bullying because they're scared.

But then one of them turns blue and they're like you're not allowed to be here either. But now they're like hey, we're brothers. They laugh. but then they keep slowly turning blue.

but now there's more of them. They have more power. Now they're blowing the weight. but but they're still okay.

They're having fun. now, they're all dancing together and now they're Oh. But then there's a mix and they made babies what they want they want to claim. but maybe they can dispute.

Brothers foreign. That's how we end racism. Always lonely. Wait, racism lore.

bad ending. So to end racism, we just need to have sex with their woman who has a mixed person reality. Neither side wants anything to do with you. Yeah, you're right.

I hear like you get more lonely when you're mixed because you don't fit in with either. This is kind of like zootopia too. We watched that yesterday. One of the best Disney movies I've ever seen.

Maybe I'm just a furry man that's real like Henry is a hardcore were very confirmed kid just lost his Christmas spirit. Are you serious ly? oh my gosh, he's so funny. you know what? I'm so grateful this is so funny. he's Dudley something about like their accent me since everything better.

okay I used to be so nervous about like eating. Congrats! Oh my god oh no she went back home and never came out again by herself. Should I do that guy who screamed loser are you Are you at confidence of this girl I'm pretty sure you did it as a joke though I Want to talk to the manager I want to talk to him? oh yeah his real problems I See them all around there. We don't have any I see them.

who's brats? are they? They're personal. Yes, you don't want to make no money here at this restaurant I guess we don't Well wow, what the hell are you doing? You cannot record me. yes wait okay that is not HIPAA what's HIPAA that's related to doctors or nurses cannot talk about your medical information. Yeah you found like the most generic Karen in the world.

Like the way she walks and talks is straight like an NPC with like her lines. It's just kind of like delivered. Unreal. I am so sad that no one appreciated that manager move.

She's like I want to talk to your magic Got it spins? What up? Yeah I'm just I just yo that girl's awesome. that girl's so cool so what now me ask you oh he's strapped oh my God oh my God that's scary. There you go. Nice.

Very cool. Okay, okay, you're okay now. Yay! Oh okay. you can you can let go there Buddy puppy, Go go on.

he's tired. Yeah, that was really cute. Let's play tug of war until the guy went I'm like oh never mind, you're gonna let go of that right now you're gonna release. Where are you from? Is someone just gonna say like super flat yeah YouTube Okay, oh no.

she probably overshot it. She put a little too much too much air. Yeah, vocal cords are to control. If you had to cheat on me with one guy in the world, who would it be? You had to cheat if you had to or else I died.

who would it be your dad? Whoa. Whoa. Why would you say that? Okay, keep you in the family though. Yeah, yeah.

keep it in the family and it's because she's like okay, you don't have any siblings. so who is the most genetically related to you so that I feel like I'm not really cheating you guys ask. Girls Understandable. acceptable.

What Was the director trying to make this scene emotional or funny? Seems pretty emotional. Is this? Jurassic Park Is it because all because of all the nades on here? Like all the bombs exploded. This is funny. It explodes like that.

All right, that's it for unexpected. You know what? I'm not expecting you to do hit the like. get to the end of the video. Oh okay.

Damn. I wouldn't expect that. All right. Thank you so much for watching.

We'll see you next time. Peace.