Jenny Lee can you do some for me? Yeah, we're gonna watch some. Tick Tock Today no no and she delivers the service with a smile. That's why we all come to this car wash. I mean the speak say you said to me in Catalan and let me know what she's saying in the comments.

This is exactly what like every girl does in the club, they like go to their friend. They're like get away from the creepy man. It's obviously happened to you a lot. You're talking with the girl and suddenly her friend comes in.

She's like okay every time I Talk to a girl you know her friend comes over and rips her away. I Don't know why do you so much? little otter, seal, sea rat thing. hey babe. Okay, so rock paper scissors, shoe and if you win, you get to kiss me.

Are you ready? You're good? Yeah, yeah. Kind of a bold assumption to think that a random stranger wants to kiss you. Would you kiss if this girl approached you? I'm good. Yeah, it's everything okay.

Oh no. Boomers are just now being introduced to their culture. She's like, what is this black magic startery? That mom in the red dress genuinely looks like she's about to beat the out of this girl for being a hall. Genie I For one, think the older generation need to move on and have an open mind for this kind of stuff.

Hollowry can be a beautiful thing. So if your daughter were doing this, as long as my daughter is being a hoe, respectfully and it's not hurting anyone with her hurry, she can do ho-ish activities. Real. He's troubling, but how long can he hold it for? yeah, the true form comes out no.

Flex Flex Yes, for a guy, it's like oh, you're fine Oh wow, that was flabby as well. Okay, funny, whoa. what is this I Know what it feels like? you're flabby dude? me. When I'm expecting my packages, it said delivered at 8 32 am I'm sorry man, it's a package from the zoo York Thank you.

Oh no, he got him. This is like my fantasy. like stop one of those like dick UPS Drivers that like say they delivered but don't actually and then just keep driving I Visited this Muscle Girl bar in Tokyo The bar is deemed like a height and you can get a quick workout in before you get your drinks. All of the bartenders at this bar super muscular and fit girls.

They literally have more muscle than me. They hand squeeze the grapefruits and make your drinks right in front of you. The girls challenge me to arm wrestling. She called me weak so I have to show her off on the chest press.

Oh no, he is weak. They offered to train me and help me get stronger. Stay tuned for part two. Japan Really is a land of the magical you want? Maids Here you go.

You want muscle woman who will beat your ass? Here you go. How come we don't have cool stuff like this. Like why does Japan get all the cool establishments? Can somebody start something like this in the states like I would go? We would get crushed. but it's okay I would like to be crushed in a workout Vegan beef.

It's like white too so it looks like fat. This is an ATM where once you put in your debit card, it'll take a picture of you and it'll put your bank account balance on the leaderboards and it'll rank you among our users. Wait, that guy's three million dollars Currently number one is 2.9 Million Dollars It goes all the way down I've seen it all the way to like number 79. Why is he so rich? A couple of people have zero dollars? I'm not gonna lie.

I Would How many three million dollars in your checking account is not good because it means you're not giving up your assets. Give me equip one of the hairs. Oh, it fits like a glove. All right.

Next one, let's see. Oh and now he's a different hair color. Oh fabulous. Whoa.

It just sticks. What? Even his hair is modular too. Why are men not all doing this? Fellas? What are we doing growing actual reality? This is the future. Why even like go to Barbers and get haircuts and spend all that money? Would you do it? Would you shave it if it looked like that? Real Yeah, you would.

Yeah. Because I don't even have to like do my hair I can just like wake up whatever time, record a video. All right. What style do I want? I posted all over the internet that I was tutoring computer science so I made like multiple different websites and Craigslist posting pretending to be different companies and different people but they'd all funnel back to me like for a very short time I had a monopoly on all the tutoring jobs different countries.

If someone goes to one company and they say that one doesn't look good, they'll go to the next company. Checkmate Well at least he's kind. He's like I will give them freedom of choice but it's an illusion so monopolies do exist. You just have to be as smart as Michael Reeves and you just have to be all the choices.

Oh no, he's a nerd. now. What is it about those teeth that make you look nerdy? If your front teeth stick out, your front teeth are over. Oh okay, well there you go guys.

That's that's how you cheat. Okay, to let you know, but don't she not. She genuinely only hurts you because then you don't know if you know the material or not because we all know how important it is to know the material Because we definitely all use math and calculus later on in life. So you do agree.

be with me two times two equals five. What stupid? It's stupid. That's just dumb. What are you talking about? This is why I work out at home.

Oh wow, look at the height on that bar. Ladies this workout is for you. Like how it's just like all boys surrounding him. like okay like how interesting.

Oh I think I could learn something from this. Would that be leg day or would that be it'd be dancing. Oh I'm getting such some nautical Vibes Subnautica is real. It's not.

It's not just a video game. You'll start diving into random random videos of the earth and then you'll find you will get into those crevices medium rare microwave water steak. Oh oh oh well guys I Get it. You know cooking is hard.

Washing dishes sucks not like this. Find the dishes for you so it's like one of those YouTube videos where like you live in the ocean for 24 hours challenge. This is how it actually unfolds though. but I'm pretty sure Most YouTubers just like Cut to the end, tell me you're Canadian without telling me you're Canadian you have to use a ax to get it out.

Oh no, is he actually gonna give him the ice cream? Oh yeah, he's just gonna keep doing this. Yeah, that's when you actually just get the ice cream when you start wasting this product. Modern Problems Require modern solutions. It's like fighting totally with more xolary.

It's fascinating because You actually make me feel bad for the episode. Yeah, right, just chilling. Are you serious right now bro. Oh okay, it's gonna do some CIA work on a 14 year old.

he's gonna email the uh, the principal vaping oh I was innocently scoring on tick tock. Oh no, she's gonna be suspended if he did all that in just two minutes and 30. poor girl man. I mean not really if you're gonna post it on the internet.

Dude, she said daily occurrences too. Yeah, exactly. So the prince will know she does this like every day. Yes, okay babe, my heart beats for you and they're just like babe, that's not where your heart is you say oh oh this is how you make sure you got the good good eating.

If you don't clean your greens like this or your chitlins, then don't eat them all above with that soap. dirt is being informed. Look at all that thank you Mama for putting that work child. Thanksgiving's gonna be off the heat yeah I I Don't think that's actually meant to be eaten I'm pretty sure she's like doing something else and then this guy's just like trolling the at her.

Maybe? but I can't even tell what she's doing so he's so hyped. All right. That boy really parallel parking the semi do I Love the people commentating yo! he's so inspired. but yeah this is amazing though.

Get inside I've been just straight. Where'd he come from? Oh cause he's a certified truck driver education teacher. He's so good. I Can't tell.

It's like the guy talking is like a student. or is he like one of the teachers. Maybe a student? Maybe like it's like this guy's a god. he's aspiring to become like him.

This is like a solid ant. like if I were trying to like drive a truck or something. I'd probably like go to their website I Learned from them. Yeah yeah, who wouldn't want to learn from this guy? How I learned to eat spaghetti in Kenya that was super classy because like you know, in like Japan right it's like like you're spinning that spaghetti off where she was kind of like kind of like gentle and like soft and like caressing.

It makes sense because you're making a spiral with your tongue so it's going in still like hot. but in like a nun. like like a classy kind of way. you know? Yeah, oh it's charging up.

Holy! I've never seen a more intense human being in my entire life. I think I've seen the evolution. it's amazing we went back to Dude I could have saw this guy shrink in size. What did everybody else think? Yeah, awesome friends.

just like no, that's that's edit it over no every man instantly. but can she do that to my I mean my peace. Okay, this one has to be real. He's playing a fence Genie Why are you kidding me angry at me? I'm genuinely it's not a common instrument.

Okay, oh, what's the shot? Oh no. wait, are you sure? put it back? Put the pattern of the plane again. Oh yeah and take a shower. and take a shower.

You didn't hear me go. Anything you've done. Okay, that's that will never happen because you wouldn't have seen anything if it were on. And like, you can literally see the dude right here with the camera to his face to avoid stringing your eyes while working.

You should try the 20 20 20 rule which is for every 20 minutes you work. Then you look at something that's 20 feet away. then watch anime for 20. Oh my.

God This guy's watching Fuller enemies at the same time. yo. he got a catch up. He's on one piece for one of them.

All right? That's it for tick tock. Tick Tock Memes Hooray! Give a pat on the back Jeannie Turn around Oh I Thought you're gonna smack things for a second. Maybe they want that I Don't know. All right.

Thank you so much for watching. We'll see you next time. Peace: We're gonna go shopping for Tifa find C cup outfits so the D cups look even bigger I can't even use that technically because there's nothing smaller than an eight. Henry That's not working.

Oh yeah, did you want to like, try one of them? You know, like yeah? All right. Are you ready? Yeah, Are you ready? It actually looks good.