Genie Looks incredible today and you look incredible today too. That means their body looks incredible. Wow, are we doing our slash incredible today? we're doing our memes. Gene This isn't what your personal trainer does for you, right? He doesn't do this right? No. What if I respond like oh my God I just did that like last week I mean I Could kind of see why though, because he's using his weight to help like stretch hers out. it's gonna be stretching out something else later. Like if this is what personal trainer jobs are. now, sign me outside knowledge of two assignments and a test. The sleep is more important. with sleep, you will get self-care better. Okay Genie so I found the sauce of that one. This girl does Not look like she has three projects. Attention: What is she doing here? She's in class except she's the only student in class. She's not even and she also doesn't know how to run for it to save her goddamn life. I Feel like you might as well just walk at that point? Yeah, as a coach, you're just like oh no, how do I teach teacher? Wait, Maybe she's here because like she failed like Phys Ed the Pacer exam. No because she didn't know how to run. Laughs? What? You did nothing. You were walking basically and you have visible sweat. All right. They emptied a water bottle and they just they took a bottle of water. Was like here. stretching. Yeah, she has to run again. I'm gonna die her, he can't eat me properly. Also her I mean that's sunscreen bottle. those are oily. How much like lubrication needs to be there for you to go? Not a lot yo. Once you sunscreen you're Jim teach giving a tour of the boy's locker room, points at showers and here's where you will take group showers to get ready before and or after class. Me: Group showers see I Feel like like group showers should be? you know, limited to Just For Girls Guys don't have group shot. Why not We because we don't want to drop the soap Genie If your fellow bro drop the soap right, would you immediately go for his? no it's the rule. no it's not. See whereas if you're in the girls locker room and you drop the soap, it's like what are you guys gonna do? There's nothing to do anything with guys. Drop this. I was like oh no like oh Henry that's not what happened. your 225 per night Airbnb Now entry after 10 P.m Who has the back gate open? Did you even read the room instructions? Why didn't you put the sheets in the wash? Airbnb that's why we have a 600 cleaning deposit your 225 per night Hotel One boring room please? Right this way. Honestly, at this rate, yeah I do kind of prefer hotels I just need a place to sleep. A hotel might not be too bad I Don't know I Still like airbnbs like and they've all allowed us to come after 10 pm as well. We even took someone's Keys one time did you ever send that back. mm-hmm I'm gonna do it tomorrow I still have it probably already changed the locks man for me. like hotel rooms are just too boring. as creepy as it sounds like being in someone else's house and I like seeing what they got. Remember kids, if it's brown, lie down. if it's black, fight back and if it's white, you're severely. But yeah, if I see a brown Bear supposed to lie down. yeah and then it does. What best scenario: it'll leave you alone. maybe bite off a limp, but at least you'll survive. Okay so anyone that lives in Antarctica that's watching this right now just die. Just stay with the Penguins me in school calculating who would die if the ceiling lights fell down? Oh yo, that's me. I Feel like that's more for like chandeliers? No you know that you know the long like horizontal lights they'd always have in those classrooms and then I look and I'd be like a good position. they'll probably die Disney Villains being mid Kai is a mentor oh no I don't know any of these people. You don't know any of them. how do you have to? but I don't know which one you know them I know this guy sermon suzinc I know this guy. he's from like Incredibles good, it's from like Toy Story okay yes, what else Toy Story no the other other stuff Toy Story DreamWorks Villains Yeah I Don't know these either. The title says Kai is a menace too. So I'm like Kai Kai indeed is a menace. She's the worst villain of them all. Neo What are you trying to tell me that? I can't I can dodge chairs Morpheus No Neo I'm trying to tell you that when you're ready, you won't have to why she is the one she has learned the secrets of the Matrix Genie You don't even mess with that at that point. you just you just stop and you turn around and you leave. By the way guys, what is this whole like Waffle House training video meme going on because every time I read our comment section now all you are like something like the waffle House is open and like I Don't get it. the Waffle House has found its new host. like why? like what's the waffle I Love the internet a lot I don't understand this. It means it means okay thanks Thanks a lot. The plot of Avatar goes to a alien planet disabled, get a new body of working legs, get a hot hot alien girlfriend betrays Humanity It's not the plan of the first movie. this is the second movie. like the same thing. never watched it, heard it's like a four hour ordeal. You said it was fine. Matters last time, well to get to the theater and back. That's like another. It's only it's less than three hours. We told you it was four hours. That was just three hours. twelve. Your sister probably found it so boring that she thought it was four hours. me, my German friend as soon as we enter the alcohol section in the mall. I Really like this picture I Love the the gremliness of this all. this is uh, us and this is Kai as soon as she enters the alcohol section. okay, wait, excuse me Henry that's me, That's you and Kyle okay, do not. Oh I'm just like, do Not exclude yourself from the alcohol. Love This is me. Genie and Kai as soon as they enter the LEGO store. Yeah, okay, if you don't show up, you're finished with this job. but you're still coming to work right? What the f? What Damn dude. Being a fish is brutal. Fish don't feel pain. They don't feel pain physically, but emotionally that's gotta suck. Do they really feel pain emotionally? Yeah, it's like damn. look ugly as hell. You gotta look at the upper body. How am I gonna mate? You drive for four hours and are still in the same part of the country. You drive for two hours. the local hacked accent has changed twice and bread rolls have a new name. I I Can drive four hours and you're still in. California I Think that's cool because then it feels like like you're actually like traveling. You go like good morning to you and then you drive for two hours and be like I said I like it escalate. Bad names in the 60s? Be like take a word in the dictionary and add the in front of it. the Eagles The Beatles Let's generate the gasp. the gasp. The aspect, the instruction, the units, The superintendent. Yeah, honestly, they all sound like band names. The Dilemma oh, that sounds like a good band name. No, that's gay. me learning how to do maths from a YouTube tutorial after they removed the dislikes. 20 minus 20 equals zero. 25 minus 25 equals zero. 20 minus 20 equals 25 minus 25. You could break down 20 minus 20 to 4 times 5 minus 5 equals to 5 times 5 minus five. Which means four equals five. Which means two times two equals five. Maybe he's on to something I'm kidding. Wait Chad Proof: I Think it's because it's zero and zero can't be divided by zero. Just because you find a convoluted way of writing zero doesn't mean you're allowed to divide by it. Yup, look mathematician. Henry On the job statistics, the average person has 50 to 70 times a year. Nia Navi Redditer realizing the next four days are going to be epic. Yeah, then they just, uh, start having sex with themselves. You can catch up as long as you have a bro that's willing to. you know, help you catch up. Somebody out there is gonna be like all right. bring me that cute little boy. People visiting a country and cheating in the country like we visit a country you just go for like the fun things no one goes to. Japan to be like a salary man for fun. We're just there to like eat the sushi, peruse some of the hentais, maybe get captured by one of the tentacles in the water. What if I'm really attractive and girls just think I'm out of their league? Yeah I understand Now that's why I never got hit on ever in my life. oh thank God I know that now I don't know which is worse. Having like the thought of oh no one thinks I'm awesome or no one will love me versus everyone loves me I don't know which is worse, no one loving you What do you mean? Oh okay, people can't sexualize what they can't see. Oh, that's very factually Notch Anything can be sexualized my God The air is curvy and thick. Like looking at this, it's very obvious. it's super clear. I Think all of us can agree universally that the air is hot, you were trash talking and caught, and it turns out to be a dad of two Works in a nine-to-five job and he replies with oh dink, you know you're pretty good at this good game mate. What have I done? You're like. This is of what I was expecting. You're supposed to come back with the tears of like five-year-old voice shows that's like when you're driving and then like the guy in front of you is like super slow. You're like learn to drive and then you see the guy through the window and he's like a grandpa and you're just like Christmas as a kid. Wow as an adult dad has given Duffy a suck. are you Dobby Are you the dad? Yeah. okay. first of all, if you got this many presents when you were a kid, okay you. Second of all I don't care for an adult. getting a sock is still kind of lame. Who gives socks? you know my you know what my ex-girlfriend gave me socks once for Christmas that's Italian love me having to change my Amazon or cancel on those socks. What's your opinion of underwear I would be super happy to have underwear like something I could actually use changing my Amazon order from socks to underwear. me and the cashier when I buy Pringles and sponges we all know what's going to happen. No, like we don't. A homemade wait. maybe I turn into homemade. Oh you put the sponges in the Pringles can. but sponges are rough. Sponges are really rough. no not that side. Even the other side is not that soft. Henry Well you make it wet first just like you do a woman meat has a wobbly tooth. Mom: leave it alone. it'll fall out naturally dead. Here comes the hammer. My dad was the one who would be like tied a string I'll pull the door I'm like ah but you know he's right. he gets it over much faster. Girls pay 50 for a manicure. Guys do that to me. Yeah, honestly, get your cuticles clean I Just love watching crabs eat. they pick up like the most non-existent and like oh this is delicious. should we save one person or five people. Father who has been raising a psychopath. this kid's played video games so he's like the more people I kill the more points I get and thus if I want to win the game we gotta. We gotta maximize and like. What if the kids like well these are my enemies and I'm trying to crash as many as I can You're horny? You find a video. it's the greatest video you've ever seen. You have the best of your life. You never find it again. History doesn't exist. When you're an incognito mode genie, then don't do it in Incognito Well there's the Dilemma huh? If you want to keep it a secret, It's gotta be a secret from yourself as well. And then you search for it again on X Videos you're on page 58. it's obviously not here. I'll just check a few type in every single keyword you can possibly think of. Shower: 19 year old? Um. Bathroom? Butthole Dwarf. Any words: Oh yeah, look I'm I'm looking say hi Yay! Love you guys in the group chat at 3am Oh no, Why is it like always the goofy funny guys? because they're the most depressed and the people they always go like I Just wanted to tell y'all I Appreciated you guys. You're like run even faster. Get the car, Don't do it. Joe When you tell your brother breathable means pretty and he uses the word in the family gathering. Oh my gosh, Jessica from the 8th grade is just so breathable. And you girls you have in class it's like oh yes, couple of them are breedable and it's like but are they also submissive? another word for nice. were you more? Seinfeld or friends 95 friends 5 Seinfeld 95 of the population is Undateable Undateable I like friends special place in my heart you know watching it since I was 12. I'll be there for you I don't understand why people like hate it. It's because the Seinfeld have Rachel's nips I think it's an easy Choice here like Jesus Christ no I meant why people on friends when you become friends with an anonymous user online that you know not nothing about. Oh, this is a very jarring image to see right now. I'm like, but he doesn't know. But that's the beauty of the online space. It doesn't matter what you look like, what your background is, everybody can be friends. All right. That's it for our memes. You made it to the end of the video. Oh my God Congratulations I'm gonna give you a code word Rose Only those who made it to the end and only those that means in the video can now smash the like button. Oh oh wow but reward Thank you so much for watching. We'll see you next time. Peace All right! Thank you So responsive guys.