Genie Can you believe it's time to go back to subtle Asian Dating Oh my. God Why does this always seem to happen in Asia Like there's this culture of like everyone, bust out their Dslrs and take pictures. Do men just have Dslrs when they're ready? like thank you because she goes like thank you for the phone He's like no, no, no thank you thank you Queen Oh he looks like a Stern grandfather that's really upset at his grandchild's like quit that love is blocked. everything's awfully.

White Oh oh how is he not awake? dude. That motherfucker's entire snout. Is it Oh My God. Dude, What is wrong with dogs? Yeah.

Agree. What is wrong with dogs Getting the right posture? the right poster for what is this? the CCP Is this what they do in China The right posture? the right posture to greet your glorious leaders? Should you think it's roulette? One of them is actually a dude I Would believe that I think I could be able to tell she fell in love with someone who gave her a bit of attention and fantasized about a future together even though the other person didn't have the same interest. hahaha I Feel so attacked? That's the mediator infp. Yeah, yeah.

so what does this mean? The mediators are clowns but I'm interested in you. Did you envision a future with me? No, no you didn't either. Okay, okay, hold up, hold up Henry you when we first met at that Santa Monica Pier Were you focused on the Vlog or envisioning a future I saw our whole life ahead of us. No, you did not.

Sorry House, you're lying children. You're lying. You had that on their first date, not on our first video. Okay, so my girl almost died three times in my apocalypse stream because she don't listen now.

I'm irritated. The male version of you cheated in my dream oh my. God How come ours aren't about like zombie apocalypses. But then like you guys always think we cheat on you because find the tone because I've never had a dream of you cheating on me one.

Remember you said like you were, you were pissed because like a guy picked up the phone. No, but you weren't cheating on me, you were just evading recording. Everyone talks about how hard it is to trust people after you've been hurt. but barely anyone talks about how hard it is to trust yourself when you've had your gut instincts and convictions skillfully undermined by someone.

That's why me and Jeannie Still, you know have a lot of hope and love. and Trust because we haven't been cheated on so we still have lots of trust racing. Besides, you know the seven or eight dreams that you have with me. I'm just kidding me and her her on IG You are invisible, you're a vampire, You don't exist.

It's like your relationship never happened. What would you do if I Like refused to put you on my Instagram but you put another girl on there. No, this is all me. Oh I don't give a Hold Your Girl Pull her hair so her head tilts back, kiss her neck working your way up to her ear and Whisper lets me grilled cheese sandwiches I'll make them.

Let's make it. This is the Year Guys No More feels. We're all getting girlfriends in 2015. I Actually remember this meme like it's even older than 2015.

really yeah, all the way up until 2023. I Believe in the machine I Think they can all get girlfriends I Have a good feeling about this year I have a good 20. 23 is going to be the year just like I Have a good feeling Iin's gonna bite our hands off when he sends you dog pics instead of I would love unsolicited footpigs, fluff picks sorry footpicks full of pics Henry fluff Stitch I've been sending you the wrong kinds of pictures the entire time I'm gonna start now. A weighted blanket is not enough I Need someone to do this to me Oh my.

God isn't it rolled out? Do you want me to roll you out? Genie Okay, take the spring opening and roll you out. No, don't do this to me please. Ah, relationships aren't complicated I I will I mean I take care of Vine but I don't know if I can take care of me Oh take care of me I'm take care of you as in like I'll take care of it. you know, like she'll eliminate you.

When you finally meet in person, you're both shy. so yeah I catfished you I'm actually a cat Gina was in China Oh I was so shy, you know. Oh we look back at it was so awkward. Yeah, you were the awkward one.

Why are girls allowed to see a girlfriend to refer to a platonic friend? But I can't say this is my boy toy twink male wife Jason Okay, because they're completely different dude. Well today I learned there's such thing as a male wife and there's such thing as a Jason as well Hannah twink me and then Here Comes Bubbles So cute. Yeah, this is excruciatingly dirty but also strangely adorable. She for no reason me trying to say sorry for things I have not done well.

The thing is like she has a reason, you just don't know what it is and she won't tell you and then you're like what do okay start apologizing for everything done last 24 hours which is outside to use you for your wiener, then hits you at the finger guns on your way out the door down. Everyone in the comment section down below I Wish she would use me for my wiener. She gets my wiener and I get to be used for my wiener. Useful fun prank to play on a passed out vegan.

If you actually fall for this, then you weren't a true vegan because you'd have the self-confidence and belief that you would never do such a thing or delusion. Okay, look at the bun to meet ratio on that thing. Yeah, honestly, that might be a vegan burger because that is the thickest one. Her: can you rub my back? me two seconds in? oh, it's your favorite song.

what is he doing? He's just like rubbing it out I like oh, she's happy about it. she's smiling I'm having a good time too. Yeah I mean like what else you're supposed to do during massage? you know? I would not want my masseuse to start Bongo Bongo Drama: There's only one thing men are interested in massaging. Genie And it's that ass.

Bae Yes sweetie, my tummy hurts. Give your tummy the phone. Okay, here it is. Hey I'm gonna need you to quit hurting my girlfriend.

All she wanted is lay in bed and talk to me. but we can't keep if you keep bringing her pain like this. So I'm asking, can you stop for me? Why does this have upvotes? Because it's cringe. This is just painful.

Yeah. I Know she was like high school or something. dude. High School Boys do this.

No, not every high school boy. but like if there's a time to do like, this is probably high school. really. The thing is I don't think any age would do like this.

That's why I'm cringy. Scroll up I already I already up I Clicked it for the guys. your girlfriend's bite you like a dog play biting for the girls. why do you bite? It hurts? Is it just us where it's reversed? because I write everything about my blanket I bite my shirt like it's just not.

It's not just you like you just happen to be there. and I need something to bite. My dating profile says I am a cancer patient for transparency's sake I give up. you'd make the perfect girlfriend LOL Oh, why do you think that? Because there's no commitment with you? Nothing long term guys can have their fun with you, then you'll die and they can move on to better.

No messy breakups, no pressure, no matter. Have children. Absolute perfection. Oh my.

God I'm not sure if this guy actually like trying to hit on her or he's trying to like dunk on a cancer patient. Who says that to a cancer patient? He just progressed her. Holy that was so toxic. dude I Love that feeling when you talk stuff out with someone and you both become aware that neither of you were wrong.

You just saw the scenario differently. Talking really should be about seeing things from their perspective rather than the need to be right. Wow, very nicely said. Oh my.

God That is so well put, but sometimes emotions overcome what's right and you just want to tell them that you're right. Yep, communication is key, but you go first Exactly what I Just said. Everybody knows what the key is. No one's willing to do it.

Would you like your Christmas present? Now it's the age-old question that gets asked every year. I mean I think it's because when you're a kid you still think like Santa brings us so there is a set time right and then you just wait till then when you're an adult you're like it's in my hand already. You're sitting right there so like let me just like bruh, what's the thing you wish the opposite gender would stop doing Finding Me Unattractive. That's not just the other gender, everybody finds your attractive.

Wow. inner young, What the You didn't even see the guy. People are just out here on the internet just trying to dunk on people. You know it's like anyone they can find in a feeble State they just wanna you may never meet your Holly if you never move past your Jan yeah everyone had their gin you know thank God I found my Holly very early you you had Jan no not really.

yeah exactly I'm like what are you talking about I'm so done right now I Had a one night stand last night and he says to me oh my God that was amazing You want to play a game and I'm like yeah sure and he's like have you ever heard of the airplane game and I'm like sounds kinky but no, how do you play that and he's like you take the off absolutely but it'll be gone. fine. Absolutely brutal wait. but like bro, she was gonna leave so what does that mean? he just had to get her with that Zinger he got me though.

it's it's kind of funny I don't know. Okay, I'm out of nowhere. it's not even okay. Can we call later when we're both off work? I know you're having a bad day so rewarded.

Wait, what is that? oh my. God What else did? oh no, that's crazy. there's it's. literally just.

it's a straight 180 degree angle. My mom made two-person mittens so my dad and her can hold hands on I feel like we actually need this. So we always walk iron together at night and it's really cold in Seattle and Jenny always tries to hold my hands. but I'm like Genie it's cold.

It's the ultimate solution I'd explain to him about the whole body, the heating and he goes like I don't care. My parents had 35. We should have a fifth child. We can easily afford another.

Mia 35 we should have a fifth roommate we can't afford not to. Yeah, having roommates isn't so bad. Having children can be can be a nightmare. Oh yeah, your roommate could help clean the house.

Your roommate goes out to the market and buys you Pringles Pringles because she knows. Okay I think that's just kind when you both want to, but you don't want to say it What laughs? It's just when you guys are both don't wear it work but no one wants to say what they want to do and we're just like so what do you want to do? You're like I don't know. Okay, this is like almost like mostly you. Okay, no, you never want to say what you want to do.

okay do you also wait? Why? when I ask what do you want to do I say what I want to do other day like we did this two nights ago so we should do something else. So what's the point of me telling you there's nothing wrong with a little bit of discussion of what we want to do? Then just say what you you want to do. All right. That's it for Salvation Dating.

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