Kai Are you excited to check out some subtle Asian Dating memes? Let's do it great! I'm so glad you're excited! Hey Riley now that the group project is over I Was wondering if you maybe wanted to hang out more. No I had fun doing the project but I have the boyfriend Argent you sent this in the project group chat oh my God I'm sorry my dude. goodbye Arjun Rip our June 2022. I Know that he sent this in the group chat but this is like what else was she gonna say? You know, at least if she's gonna put him down, put him down with respect.

don't leave him left on red in front of everyone you know I Work out because we do it. I'm so sorry dude, these are fires. Even his expression when he's looking down. he's just like he's so dead inside.

He's looking back on his past so you want to hang out I'll ask my mom but you're 25. she said no this is straight my mom wait I think yeah I almost did this even to hang out with you the first time I was like oh can I go meet this like guy and I was I was 22 22. yeah and she was like No And I was like oh okay see this person just didn't want to hang out but didn't know what else to say. You guys just actually have to ask your mom Yeah every time Kai makes a purchase her mom goes into her bank account and she asks kind of like hey what is this about like did you really make this purchase and I think like Genie as well does the same for her.

It's like you have a secret come my mom doesn't know English so it's fine I Will never forget how my husband treated me and baby during the nine months I was pregnant. Oh that's a fat chicken sandwich all the Dairy Queen Oh whoa okay, he plays it for her. he's actually King Oh oh God Bless this guy Huh? I will never forget because now he doesn't do any of that for me and then at that point I'm just like where's my respect yeah, where is the video Loved me when I was carrying your baby Thanks man! thanks for making me look like thanks for exposing my weaknesses and making me reflect on how terrible of a boyfriend I've been even I Don't like this guy because he's like this is fantasy. Men that don't exist that don't exist I would do this for you if you became pregnant.

Look pregnant. women have a tough life ahead of them I would make it as easy as possible for you because I really empathize because I can't experience the pain. so I'll make up for another way dude of course I'll show you right here. No, he still does it sometimes.

Oh my. God Okay wait, can we Not do this one? There's like cry in the middle I Love you good night I Love you too. Sleep good, silence. She's gonna find someone better Am I trying hard enough.

Do I annoy her? What if she loses interest? Maybe I'm too clean Am I too touchy If I were the guy can I be like I'm the guy who says it's a sleep well yeah, who says sleep good No one says sleep good and then I'd be like oh the grammar not just popping out. But the thing is it's like she told you like I love you Sleep well. Why do you even have these thoughts That's the result of low self-esteem and lots of insecurity. Get over it.

or maybe get some help. So you're therapist when you meet a weirdo and he becomes the love of your life. Oh my. God wait that's actually really scary though.

Whoa. oh what? That's the worst, but still. But turns out he's the one who met the real weirdo. Oh oh damn weirdo.

Wait, they're both just oh okay. I was about to say they're both just really cool, but no, they're both just really cool and they're really flexible and they can dance. Oh wow, that is so adorable and so sweet. You sounded so desperate when you said it said it.

I Can never take you seriously when you say that skeletons don't quit. You gotta keep listening to these. Unholy No, this wasn't Unholy this is pure logical fact which some may argue is Unholy no skelets are never wrong. hello Mr Sandman Why you said you don't understand puggles.

Just because I don't understand doesn't mean I don't care I mean that's sweet until the guy goes like okay, but because you don't understand like your opinion doesn't count and you're wasting my time. So off guys, it makes me look real bad here. Oh I didn't even mean really, who are you talking about I meant my ex but Genie agrees. where did you get it from I'm slipping out of that one.

Yeah, you know, so men, the current one you match with why I have all these X's but I finally found my Y No, you should have just said why why it's a very attractive bowl of Oats Wait, you see exactly female privilege on Tinder You can make your profile a bowl of oats and coffee and guys are still like yes I want to that and then you know a guy puts in like you know, oats and coffee. Not a single match yo bro. Who is this? This is Kayla's boyfriend Oh I what's up? Listen I'ma just keep it real with you I know she's been cheating on me with you and you're on. You're her side man and all and you know what? I'm fine with that because if she's happy then I'm happy.

Thing is I'm messing with someone else right now too. so I was gonna ask if you can chill with her on Sunday So I could take my girl other girl out. man that's a bet. Don't even worry what time wait.

So here's my question. Fellow cheaters Unite! No no, why don't you guys just break up and go Yeah no. because they want like a side one and they want a main one and so like sometimes you need time with your side one so you so it's like all right I'll help you out with that bro so we can both cheat at the same time and make it easy for each other. Real code is impressive.

It transcends all grounds. It kind of does like you have the mutual respect here. you have the agreement and look, it only took like a few texts. Yeah, this is.

this is not part of the bro code. Okay, don't call it broke. Okay I'm sorry this is just cheaters huh? he said broco. Okay, but that's just the dude that posted it.

I don't think the Bro code is like yeah, go cheat on your girl, you off to work Yep in 10 minutes Yeah you in shoes, in bed? get the up. This is what Ginny wants every morning. she's always telling me to get back in bed and cuddle and I think it's the cutest thing ever and he says nay he says nay woman though the morning has begun and I must believe the storm's off like okay the thing is like I don't have like a schedule or like I don't have like a boss that tells me what I need to come into work so if I you know, indulge in her Pleasures then I might just be there for 30 minutes to an hour and then the day's just gone. right? My professor scared me for a second.

You have attachment issues. Please fix it. Sorry for the confusion I meant the file attention I would say attachment issues but at least he saw like he thought about it and he was kind enough to clarify just to make sure you don't go into existential crisis. What if your wedding film started like this.

Super cinematic. oh that's too good. Um wait wait I thought oh my. God comedic star on the first date me before the date.

Remember to act natural and you'll be fine. Also Me: what the are you doing? There are some people who deserve to go to hell. What? She's just being silly. It's like she's being silly and it triggers me at the same time.

But what does trigger me is that Then the implication is that she would have used a fork and knife for pizza. Now that triggers me. Good attempt at trying to trigger people. but I shall not be triggered Henry gets triggered whenever I try and eat tacos because he says I destroy everything I touch Okay, well, that's that's an actual issue though.

You get so triggered by like You always watch her eat. Yeah and I can see your face literally turn and wait for it. You work so hard to assemble a sandwich. You keep it in perfect shape like you take a bite, you keep all the toppings in, you pass it to her, she takes one bite and it's it's over.

The whole thing's ruined, everything's falling out. She's like the bread's like on the on on the plate now I'm just like but I gave it to you perfectly fine. It's because it's so big it doesn't fit like how do you like go to keep it in you know I look at you and I can't believe someone didn't think you were enough. You're my everything.

okay. Does the picture need to be included? Like it's weird, thirsty, a little desperate. But also do you really need to censor the kiss? It's just a kiss oh my. God that is so on Christ's life they must upload on YouTube um YouTube doesn't take kisses either.

Really excuses though. like animated. it's just like two V's like Crush yes okay have you seen Henry with all of your tongues you know like a muscular and wet and they start like it's a wrestling like yeah it's like wrestling and then like we'll get you banned from YouTube and then it's like when they like actually like make content like the lips touch and then they do the x-ray vision so you can like specifically see the tongues origin. you know? sorry Anyways I can move on.

Everyone deserves a girl who hugs you and says no matter how many times you fall I'll always be there by your side. This is really sweet but also you need a girl and be like okay but honey I need you to stop falling I'll catch you but stop falling I think Genie is always there for me when I fall. So when are you gonna stop falling though? That's the thing. You'll never stop following your life the moment you stop falling.

You're dead when you're tired of working 40 hours a week, waking up before 7 A.M and can barely afford to put gas in your car. Yeah daddy. these days you can crowdfund Sugar Daddy by going to Onlyfans.com Future mother-in-law so what will you cook for my son? Me: I'm making water oh very fresh, oh so high-end I need to be good at something or else I'll never be worthy of love. Oh you got that right.

It's better. Work hard, get good son or no woman will ever to love you Dude, this hits a little hard for him I don't like this one I Think like everybody has this little red guy somewhere in there. you know I mean technically it's true. Like let's say, if you're a girl and you know your body tends to store fat in your derriere, then you don't have to be good at anything.

you just happen to have a lot of fun. Wow. Okay, Henry so hypothetically right. I'm just kidding.

sorry I forgot to text you good morning. It's okay. your competition didn't forget you sucking his dick. She's already sucked somebody off.

These women ain't loyal. One good morning text and you already have a in your mouth God Damn this goddamn remember. boys always text good morning or your girlfriend might be sucking someone else when you're both the same height. but she decides to wear heels.

Yeah, No. Amazing. Honestly, I'm still surprised that he can be like equal with her while he's on tiptoe. still.

Dude: No, but she's a giant. She is in the sexiest of manner of speaking. When you're ugly and someone loves you, you know they love you for who you are. Beautiful people never know who to trust.

That's true I wouldn't know though because I'm beautiful. No, no. I'm saying I'm not beautiful. So I don't know what it's like for someone to love me for how I look cool? Okay, okay, that's rough buddy.

Yeah, like you've experienced it too spicy. Chad And he knows it. How did he do that? How did you pull two girls at the same time? He kind of looks traumatized. Wait yeah I don't think he I don't think he likes it that much.

Oh, that's that's a headlock. now. this kid's only four and he's already got two just wrestling. Every comet.

is he got more action than me? You give the clerk 100 yen to buy eight sheets of drawing paper and receive 36 yet and change how much is each sheet eight? Yen You saw the answer. but also we can see it right here too on the screen. Why did they tell us the answer? Oh wait. I'm gonna cover the answer.

What is the consumption tax on a 500 yen item? s That's the point In 1192 who created the Kamakira Shogunate? There's not even an eye she doesn't know. Should have paid attention in. History Class Insects body can be classified in how many sections? Okay, okay, good girl. they're solid.

Good girl. Very solid. What's that's not the answer? I'm not sure did they mean to say it. Four, third, one third, minus one-fourth No, we're just the headquarters of the UN.

Is it New York City That's why. New York City is Grace Okay, that's why. East Coast is the best coast. Yep, how many strokes are in the Chinese character? There's 13.

What? Wait, Salt is one word. like how many do you need? Can we look it up later? Oh, this is a trap. This is a trap for the poor girl. All right, that's it for sad.

Thank you guys so much for watching No One's Gonna Watch that. But if you do, all right, thank you so much. Let's go.