Genie Today we're going back to good Old Subtle. Asian Dating I'm going to touch that up button. My supportive best friend to me making bad decisions. She's supporting those decisions.

So would you say this is a good friend or no? The navaler? That's it. Just one word. here comes the next one. Wait, what is this? It's like a Athletics I Remember doing this in like elementary school.

you have to like lift your no, this is not a test. We've never done this. We did like push-ups. we did crunches.

Same thing with this. did you do this in your school too Jeannie Oh oh my. God You guys all had the same sassy. This is an exercise holding your hands behind your back.

No. And then you have to lift up and then having your girl sit on you. There is an exercise where you have to go like this. no We.

So he engineered it to shut down when you play that music. No. I'm pretty sure that there's someone on the side closing it. Yeah, you're right.

it's off camera. This could be us, but you don't even understand the picture. I Don't understand it. I Don't know when a girl's on her knees, you know can only mean one thing.

What is that? One thing that she is beginning yoga is that oh, that's a remote. Oh okay, he's playing with an RC inside of the supermarket. Oh and she's looking. She's looking for it because you lost it.

Yeah. I thought that was like a baby's leg or something. What? How does that even look like a baby's leg Oh no. I like your pants.

thanks. They were 50 off. I Like it better if they were 100 off this door. Can't just give away clothes for free? Oh God Steve That's not what I meant That's a terrible way to run a business.

Natasha Yeah Natasha Go back to business class. That's why your woman should never run Natasha Stop being such a do something of your life. I'm sorry Jack There's no more room. every single woman's bed, just a sea of plushies everywhere.

All right. I have one and you flip out saying your real estate has been infringed upon because you put it right next to my face and I'm claustrophobic. It's not claustrophobia, it's something to smother your face in you do that to. Einstein I Don't want to smother my face, Why not? I want breathing room I Just overheard a woman say she uses her boyfriend's laptop to Google Christmas presents she wants so that he gets targeted to ants.

communication in the digital age. a love story. Oh that's actually a genius If I can just like find an ad and be like oh, that's exactly what she wants that would make my life so much easier. That's not a Christmas present.

Yeah, so you would be satisfied if I gave you McDonald's and that's it. That's that's all you want and you love me to the end of time. Well I Don't pass the second part but I'd be satisfied. Yeah, you give best relationship advice but you are single.

Why? Because coaches don't play I Say if you don't have a ball in the court, you better get off the court All the people in the basketball team without the bottom. Okay, my girlfriend could tell I was holding some back One Time By my breathing pattern, she literally said your breathing is off. What's up, don't light a woman. Oh my.

God Ginny says this too sometimes. but then you say, don't over analyze men but I actually just have breathing issues when you've named every restaurant in a 40 mile radius and she still doesn't know what she wants to eat. The veins be positive by the time you figure it out. I'm gonna be more jacked in Arnold Schwarzenegger When I have more veins than Jean-Claude Van Damme Jean-Claude Van Damme That's why you just have to make an executive decision and be like, all right babe, we're going to McDonald's no, she's like, oh, then just keep growing those forearms Brother, get them jacked.

What is this called? Even the pronator quadrant? Throw the pronator quadratices, the flexor Digitorium for fruit. This hurts more than a breakup. Oh, don't even show me that. Look.

Stop the suffering. Get a nail clipper and clip that off and stop. It doesn't matter. No, no, Ah, it's gonna still hurt.

It's gonna stink every time you have to wash your hands. See, the secret is: you don't pull upwards. Okay, you pull forward. No.

Henry I've done that right. You're not doing it fast enough. You're not doing fast enough. Genie You gotta pull forward in the fastest motion.

You can snap it before it gets worse. No I guarantee sometimes it rips I'm wondering I can do? Let's have a competition next time and we'll go up again. see if we can pull it off without like tearing as much skin. Never tie your shoelaces in Peckley or Disneyland I think girlfriend's just I think it's pretty obvious to tell that you're simply just tying your shoes.

Yeah, ladies, here's a rule, right? If the guy doesn't say anything what goes down on his knee, chances are it's not a proposal. he's just he's dropped something or time. Yeah, that's that's the woman's fault, baby. Be loyal.

Oh no, there's so many hot girls around him, but he can't do anything. He's in a relationship. She's just tempting him at this point. And put it what? God It's so hard to be a man with all these Temptations Isn't that really annoying for the guy? Like they're just rude.

This is just like me. Chinny. Every time I go into a club all these hoes start grinding on me, rubbing their ass up against it I'm like no be gone. sucks, It will hurt and hurt and hurt.

and then one day it won't like the cuticle thing. it's gonna heal up the miracle of white blood cells. Oh hell yeah yeah. stinker.

So what you doing? Why are you sitting by a girl? Please stop playing with me. Real talk. Wait how? The pink shoe? That's his shoe. It zooms out.

Oh my bad. I have girl shoes I've been honest? Yeah damn. these men out here aren't even allowed to sit next to women anymore. The dangers of being a man Genie Especially when the girls start assaulting you everywhere you go too.

Bae I'm not in the mood. please get away from me. Where you going babe, where you going I was just playing you. you're gonna leave me, you don't want me.

Here's the thing: Whenever a woman say that they want you away from them, it always means the opposite. That's the one truth that will never change. Women always want you to come closer and be with them and solve the problem. I'm sorry Gene I Have to expose women for what they are.

You're not saying anything because you know it's true. 25 years of marriage. He never raised a voice on his wife. men must have learned I wonder why I wouldn't either.

Who would raise the voice against thanks. What's his name? That's what he always sounds like I think he's just copium couples on Christmas Make out under the mistletoe and they do not fight. They save that for after Christmas for the New Year's when the family is all gone and then the fisticuffs come out. I Put it in, take it out, taste it.

put it back in because my microwave be tripping and my food still be cold. Oh so relatable all the time. All the time the food's never hot enough. Yeah, when will they make a microwave that microwaves things evenly and consistently? Yeah, we keep making these like Stouffer's lasagnas.

Dude, it takes you on it like it takes like 14 minutes and it burns the cheese at the top. it turns pitch black I Still think you're doing it wrong? dude. Wow I can do that for you I can do that? Do you want me to do that? I can plan that out. It's okay Indonesia passes law punishing sex outside marriage with jail for Citizens and Taurus That's all awesome.

Cheating is actually a crime. Isn't this thing that you just can't have sex in general unless you're married? Oh, as in, like sex, premarital sex is illegal is illegal. Oh, ninety percent of men are ugly and 90 of women are pretty sorry. we are both in the ten percent tale.

I Actually think you know quite a lot of men aren't aren't ugly at all. and a lot of women have to rely on makeup. so have to rely on makeup. That's right, excuse me, remove all the makeup on woman's faces and then see what the statistics are.

Maybe men are actually prettier? Wow. Bad couple I Really want a chat? They make me sneeze. Good couple. We should get our 15th cat.

Yes. I will order more allergy pills. No, that's a terrible thing. What is this woman mad because her boyfriend has an allergy to cats? Yes and refuses to chug pills down? Yes, you see I have eczema and having a cat would me? Wow I'm sorry for getting you pregnant, but damn that's a beautiful cake I would feel? Yeah, a cake will totally make up for it temporarily.

Yeah In This Moment Yeah I will. The playlist you made for me was amazing. Takes a lot. It took me like two hours to make.

Glad you liked it. What now? I Loved it! My boyfriend took me on a date and we listened to it the entire time. Why do women do this? I Thought they know what they're doing. or do they just enjoy squashing these men like the insects they are.

Genie They have to know that this playlist was a romantic gesture. Do we always assume that any nice gesture from a guy is because he wants to get in our pants? Yes, he said he'd call me back in 30 minutes. it's been 33. I Just can't deal with his lies anymore.

All these men filthy alive. Yeah, we gotta start setting alarms now. Our anxiety is probably gonna like rise as we look at the clock. It's tough being a man Diddy in your 30s is just two people telling each other's stories about how they used to be fun.

I Can hundred percent see that Genie within two years will no longer be fun people, but we haven't been for a while. Oh Genie builds bookends. Now she does nothing but build bookends for our bookcase that doesn't even have books. Wait a second.

Wait a second. Allison 32. then why the in your picture does it say 34. Allison Oh no, she's a fraud because if you like lower your age by like two, some guys would just be like I guess close enough and 26.

Expectations Reality expectation, reality. What I think like maybe like some people like watch hentai or something great. Okay you look at the girl and like her nipples are like pink but then like you pull down her bra and it's like wait, nibbles are brown. What does that throw you off? huh? What color your mind is this? yeah they're like kind of brownish.

She can be insecure. What the do I have? Please marry me I will but I Want to get well first? can you wait for me? even if it takes a hundred years? Ginny If you got cancer I would be right there with you on your desk bed. Really? Yes, Good night baby. I Love you.

He's like all right Boys the boys to sleep. let's go Counter-Strike This happens more than you think ladies, It probably happens every night actually. I Feel like this is the opposite of you and me but like what's wrong with that? Nothing like he doesn't have to fall asleep at the same time and he's already done his job. He sent the I love you text.

He can move on with his life now yeah me on my wedding day. hey are we still on for I Feel like this is gonna be for you because you always forget. usually the women are more on top of it during the wedding and the guy is just kind of like there yes getting you a goofy girl if a sign of freak but also likes to wear your baggy shirt, walking around house and baking cookies at 2AM posted by a girl. Yeah right.

I Feel like this is a girl? like trying to describe herself like yeah, get a girl like me okay yeah see I'd rather you not bake cookies at 2AM Why do that? Because we're about to go to bed because I'm about to go to bed and not try to like like feel like a sack of but if you're making Smash Burgers I will happily digest those you you so I waits for girl with another guy up here King him and not me so he's like I'm gonna leave but turns out oh no she's getting mugged. She also doesn't know that man Betty you wish he'd stay a little longer, Huh? Could have had the chance to like, save his dream girl, be a hero, maybe win her love, End up happily ever after Dating Apps wrapped would be like you swipe left a hundred thousand times, you swiped right 25 times, you shut the app and discussed a lot. You took 800 screenshots of comically bad profiles. You saw 50 000 unsolicited fish picks.

You successfully eliminated every single Min in a 90 mile radius. Damn that sounds Savage So 25 out of 100 000.25 You need to be in the point Zero Two Five percent of men to even have a chance speak to this woman. Even then, how do you get her on a date? Maybe only one out of 25 actually get her on a date? Point Zero Zero One Zero One percent chance that you'll ever be with this woman. Absolutely brutal.

All right, that's it for subtle Asian Dating Wow. leave a like if you'd want to be that supportive best friend to Genie or to Henry We found it touching but you know, just being a supportive. thank you so much for watching. We'll see you guys next time.

Peace All right. Thank you so much.