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When your steam friend who hasn't been online in weeks gets a new achievement well well if it ain't the invisible cool. Yeah. When you're like an adult. It just looks bad if you're playing games in fact.

I'm scared of playing games. Because i feel like as soon as i start playing against him i was like did you do the laundry. I mean if you have time to do this you have time to walk the dog yeah. Especially if i see like kai.

Like starting up the game. I'm like kai. The video. We have videos to edit if i catch any of my employees playing games just kidding.

That's scary just when i finished gathering enough courage to kill the cockroach in the corner of my room. The cockroach did you know i can fly. Oh. No i don't with those.

I'm okay like we're killing the ones on the floor once they take off all gloves are off genie. I'm running. I've only ever seen a flying one outside when we're barbecuing once you did you did. N't that was.

Crazy. Oh you mean in. La. Yeah.

Oh okay. Okay yeah. I thought you might hear. And i was like i have to do no.

I was like i met my match that day little kids on public transport. When their ipad runs out of batteries so they just stare at anyone with a physical disability for the next. Two hours. Yeah.

I must be disabled for the amount of kids that stare at me for like no reason. Yeah is there something wrong with my face. Because all the time whenever. There's a kid they're always standing back.

Yeah that too i think that's why don't stare back at them how other people parallel park. How i parallel park jesus. Take the whale. You learn a specific method to parallel park.

But then once you're an adult. You don't really follow it when you first do it it's like what like the back car is supposed to be at the rear window that was always the part where i got stuck like you turn the wheel and then you go back yes. But then like they don't really tell you when to stop at that point you stop if you're about to hit the curb. How do you tell unless you have a backup camera like let's say you have a backup camera.

How do you know when you're about to hit the curb you do it until you feel your tires go slightly up. That's what i do want until like oh wait wait i hit something and then i go hey. But that's all that i always get close. I used to do that too yeah i used to touch the tires.

But technically you're not supposed to write a video player winning. The title for worst video player in the world ah and in the meme. It's playing literally. The video in the worst way possible i mean.

It's just proving. Why they're number one you know being absolute dog me walks toward a cool crab. I see on the beach. The crab isn't that painful yeah doesn't that hurt he looks like he's trying to be a b boy.

But kind of failing and i'm like is that a b boy move. I don't think so interviewer on a scale of one to ten how much do you like to argue me would it be possible to make the scale from one to twenty. No why not i see by example right and demonstration. It's the best way.

I thought like isn't the answer supposed to be like not very much because i don't want to like argue with my boss. Yeah like uh who would confidently say. Oh i argue all the time yeah i love arguing. Oh horror movie characters.

When given a clean chance to escape yeah. It's not very immersive huh yeah. But if he was coming after my ass. I wouldn't be dancing with my bro when you're in an idol animation accidentally move the right stick isn't that why they have like transition animations.

This is more like if you're like modding skyrim. And you have like one of those like really like idols where they're like and then you just start breaking out into a walk. Yeah. There's like a girl.

Going. Like. Yeah. Yeah.

Time traveler kicks. A rock. The timeline. Oh minions.

Oh whoa. Oh. My god damn. It's like they're actually they're on the set did they actually make this i think they did make this for promotional.

I saw it on youtube okay it's like too real chilly. Yeah i'm like there's no way like some amateur meme god made this yeah made by mp's nbc that's how you know like the memes have gotten so good it might almost be a fan made meme the vegetables in your freezer. When you're grabbing the ice cream for the third time today. They slowly collect the freezer burn over time.

And then when you're finally ready to open them. They're just like stuck in like icicles. The only reason you're. There is because you're like i'm out of food.

Yeah. Oh or you just eventually throw them out. I eat all this food. Separately and it's healthy.

I eat it together and it's unhealthy that doesn't seem fair. I know okay so bread healthy. It's all the major food groups yeah. It's got the carbohydrates the vegetables.

The dairy the protein the fats it is the entire food pyramid in one food pyramid is oil is like allow me to introduce myself see i think that's what you're missing. Here. My professor choosing the topics barely covered in the course for the exam. Yeah on the quizzes they always like do the main stuff.

And then the homeworks is all the main stuff. And then the test is like none of that it's like all the little things i know like the school. I went to bu like the i think they do it specifically because they have to meet a curve you more likely biting yes. You know shooting on my own school here huh shooting on a school your best friends have gone to henry yeah.

And got a degree and got a job with that degree jokes on. Them i'm stupid when it's 10 am and it's already 90 degrees outside no and times joke about killing yourself i hate summer. I like dude yeah. So do you like it.

Yeah. You feel more alive. When it's warm outside you know like sometimes when it's cold warm. You think.

90 is just warm no versus like in winter. Like you wake up you're freezing your ass off it's kind of like depressing summer. You wake up you hear the birds get hit with that fresh air that just came through the windows you feel alive the fresh hot air. Yes family.

Why do you sleep all the time me because when you're sleeping. There's no lonely times. It's just dreams. Unless you have nightmares.

Yeah. That's called depression. Yeah. I feel like i have like some of the best dreams ever it's like drugs.

But better not that i've done any drugs. But how i sleep knowing that i don't have to scam elderly. People for a living. I mean i don't really think about that because what's the point of comparing yourself to like the lowest rung of society compare yourself to like better people how i sleep knowing.

I don't have to make big decisions. Like bezos does like that right yeah. Yeah. Good job therapist.

You have crippling anxiety. Any reason. Why me cuz cuz. I almost saw a giraffe get beheaded somebody is tell that dude like you know how close you are to be heading a giraffe yeah that actually hit.

Oh my god dude over cats exist. Ancient egyptians oh oh is it because of like the uh the pharaoh and then the sphinxes yes. They just praised cats are they not allergic to cats. Oh.

My god if you're allergic to cats in ancient egypt. That means. This is that a death science. Yeah goddess doesn't even like you what did they do to earn this respect.

They're cute. They just walk around looking cute. Yeah. They don't even fetch anything do they roll over no they don't yes you rule over mainly because you're a desperate son that needs food.

But and snails. Parent dies fortnite kids out of instinct. If this is video editing like great. But like that's actually really well done by that kid in the ct bank afterwards.

Too you see the whole drama. Going on on twitter. Someone like got really hurt by tea bagging and made a huge deal to like cancel tea bagging. Why is tea bagging rude.

It's a taunting sign of disrespect a way to rub salt in the wound by actually rubbing salt salty virtual balls on your wounds. Wow great great article polygon so i literally just bought this blue bunny ice cream from hyvee. We're going to open it tonight and look at what was in it this has to come from the factory. This way because it was sealed guess it will be taking it back to the store because they won't believe me if i just tell them oh.

I don't know why i don't want to see a dead frog especially a dead frozen frog on ice cream maybe. It's a frog flavored. One yeah actually i'm sure like some chinese people would actually just you know cut them up throw them you ever had frogs before the french tastes like chicken. The neighbors kids challenged us for a water fight.

I'm in just waiting for the water to boil. What could you load up the water guns with boiling water. Yeah you could you could also load up a piss you could load it over whatever you want with him. Huh started off another bodily fluid as well spookers yeah yeah as a kid expecto patronum.

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My god i can i can't do anything with that in this economy. Oh titan eating a person. He's like how do i cosplay this and then he really thought about it and observed. And said maybe i don't want to cosplay this.

Why not which character would he be in the cosplay. He could be all of them you're like a fake mustache put it in your mouth boom you recreate it i could totally do his job. Tomatoes. Tomato sauce marinara pizza sauce that's the good i feel like tomatoes by themselves are actually pretty good.

Though. They're refreshing like the only reason like these tomatoes taste like ass is because they're like americanized. Tomatoes. Like we eat.

Like cherry tomatoes. Those are still good they're packed with flavor yeah. Plus like if you just if you just like roast. Some of them up in like a pin.

Yeah. The simpsons will officially return for season 34 later this year. The simpsons is coming back for a 34th season this year. But fox has implemented a new rule for the show for its next season.

And onwards google simpson's rule 34 for more ah speaking god damn. It i thought it was real imagine. The things we would have saw who do you think has more rule 34 like the wife or the little kid okay 4 254. Lisa okay okay thank y'all.

Wait wait 294 maggie's a baby who's you google. The baby why did you search that one up. I didn't even know that one oh no me making my ready to go face to my plus. One i do this too sometimes i say stuff i'd be like huh you know i think uh.

We should go home watch. The one piece. I think we should go and watch some one piece. You know yeah you do say like we're just talking and suddenly you're like so genie.

You're ready to go very subtle. Sir dude. No way i can believe it do those flush yeah. They flush not in the way that would like get rid of a dookie.

You know i mean like the dookie would remain for sure everyone would have to inhale it on their way in and witness. It where's the 69. It seems like a weird thing to have in stock because like how are you going to sell out of this like how many seven year old's gonna come here. Honestly the 69 should have been the only one they made that's the only one that serves like a really good purpose everything else like if you really need like a 72 a birthday card just make it custom online.

But 69 is universally appreciated and loved by everybody and it could be a car for any age. And just like that i'm into finger skating. Yeah. That's how uh that's how he controls her like a puppet master.

But through the finger do you think whenever they're like doing the routine. And she's like all right let's practice the routine. He's like i didn't get quite that part do you think we could practice that today. Yeah probably need to um put some hand sanitizer on that afterwards.

You know disinfect a little bit you don't wanna. You don't wanna get like e coli. All right. That's it for our memes make sure to leave a like if you would like to get into some finger skating figure skating.

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