Is what a corn field looks like honey. Did you think i would like this this because. This is what i used to do in skyrim mods weekly. No i you would like it just because like a kid's getting shot down wow genie that was really funny just like the reddit.

We're doing today are funny. I went to new barber as for my part to be cut in she motivating one half straight out of my head. Oh. My god.

Why who does that barbers are weird. Men. Oh. Okay okay.

Yeah. Yours isn't even that i thought. There's supposed to be no strip like the strip is supposed to form from like the natural cut. There no you put it in it varies from barber to barber like some put it in so thin.

Then like it doesn't even exist. And then others do like this did you say something you're just like oh it looks good bro. This is ready he just forced the smile. And said.

Oh yeah. It looks great and he tipped her four dollars. That's exactly what i and then you poor bastard. I would have done the same thing dude.

I do that too like half the time they it up. I'm just like so costco apparently doesn't retake membership card photos. Why would you want to don't don't really tape that that's perfect. This is the greatest membership ever you get into costco you'll have a hoot.

All the employees will love. It. Paul rudd is a national treasure would you give to a young actor who wants to hide his jewishness as well as you have but i've never really tried to hide my jewishness. I've really never tried to hide my jewishness.

Yeah. Jesus was jewish and he didn't hide it. No he he put it out there for everybody to see. He's one of our best you practicing no i'm not a practicing jew.

I perfected it the delivery on that was perfect where he looks around and looks forward with that cheeky little smile. That's smirk that god damn smirk. That's where all the problems began can't trust him around your girl hmm. What oh let me join you human that is his cat though right i think so there's no way cat would ever get on a stranger's bike and on his shoulders.

How is the cat just hugging him. He went to that like he want to get on my bike. And she's like now and then yep playing in a swamp doesn't that hurt yeah like it's hard enough to stop him oh. There you go that actually seems like so much fun.

I feel like how all the moves. He just comes to a death star. It's like the perfect level of resistance to where it stops you. But it doesn't hurt you prince louis of cambridge shut your mouth you peasant.

I think they are so these are the kids that deserve to get you know yeah. One across kenya's a good good old slap. It's a big fat slap across the face of reinforcement. Being used here.

Yeah. Yeah. I mean sorry um. He needs just a better whip to the ass of the belt.

Oh oh. That's the fattest line. Ever snorted look at its body. You can take that much an inanimate object to come to life you need to take that much oh.

What the f. What my loving wife spent hours on this harry potter broom cake for our kid. And i'm a horrible husband. How are you why is he a horrible husband because he looks like a massive penis yeah we all agree on what you're not a horrible husband.

I mean you literally marked an nsfw like that is undoubtedly not a broom mom. Why did why did you make me a giant pizza cake. Why is it black. They're so spiky on the balls training for asian family gatherings.

Oh. My john let's go. Oh. It's throwing the dyson.

Okay. Cooking food. Oh. No just more.

He's making. It. Like chinese people look like gambling addicts and alcoholics. Don't accept.

The wrong envelope. You have to be like no. No no but also he's opening the pocket like yeah. That was my favorite you never did that you just took the red novel.

You're just like yeah. I took it yeah. I'm not chinese enough what i imagine conductors do in orchestras. Oh.

He's playing tennis now oh. He's slicing because they're so dramatic. What keeps throwing him this do you think that actually like makes a big difference. I mean yes.

It'd be nice as the orchestral to like feel it too. But if the guy's literally having a whole like spell battle dumbbell lifting then yeah you would please send help yeah how did i know there's gonna be like a wife on the other side. I'm not gonna lie what he's doing isn't that bad he's not like oh damn girl like oh you know what i mean like he's just like the clap right the clock would be like this this gets sucked. But if you see me doing this like okay you're just trying to be nice not gonna lie.

Though i will be clapping harder than him she's gonna take away jobs. Oh why is it so jiggly they like completely remove the bones out of it. Oh my god i would play with that all day. It's so like it's kind of like it's kind of like having a breast.

But like down there. Where your leg. Is you can kind of jiggle. It around you know thank you for bringing this to my attention.

It will be addressed. I just spoke to your manager tabby can i speak to you in the back. We'll sit here until a crazy lady leaves. Technically.

This is like the easiest way to just resolve the issue because there's no point in arguing with crazy people you might as well just do this wasp nests oops. Wow. That's perfect although can i ask like why does the statue not have pants. Oh yeah.

That's true yeah. But that is a tiny wasp nest. Our home shall be your michael. It is now a masterpiece hey.

But it still stings first class cat got loose. Oh. No oh no this is cute and all. But what if there's someone who's seriously allergic to cats that'll be henry's worst nightmare.

If you saw a cat in front of him and he's like oh no the forbidden pudding mom leave the damn sign in the kitchen where it belongs the sign is you only live once lick the ball you go to your friend's bathroom. You're just like and then your friends outside waiting expectantly like did you follow the sign you know like i have it there for a reason. My girlfriend is the jumpiest person in the world. This is basically genie.

Technically like it makes sense. I mean you're standing right outside of her door like when she open like i would be scared too genie gets scared. When we're not even behind any doors. We just see each other naturally in the house.

And she's like i'm just saying genie i live here too there so when they see you outside your office. I'm like yeah. But this is like perfectly normal okay that's creepy okay not well no any person will be jumpy. If it's in the dead of night.

Yeah jesus and there's a sound outside. She screams and lowers. She kind of does this clip. Just became 12 years old.

Oh yeah. This looks ancient xbox live. Yeah. How does he have the time to do this it's insane.

This dude. Just camp here all the time. That's so mean little boys would do this actually sorry men. Would do this this was amazing and then he goes back to teabag the guy like no that is such an assertion of dominance to be able to have the time to like write that message out in like game pad and still kill him right as he turns i hate planks.

I would like to apologize to all men. One minute is indeed a very long time in the moment. One minute is like very intense you know like every second is like a battle to keep it going one minute is a very long time. Henry yeah sometimes like 10 seconds.

It feels like an eternity seconds is like yeah 30 seconds. I'll be like okay yeah. That's when i start shaking and being like oh they promised us flying cars in 2022. But instead we got this oh is that like is that a blunt.

I guess so hey that's that's not even that high tech. It's just a van who knew we had such technology. It's actually kind of genius drops to make video games better just kidding kids don't do that in fact. If you're addicted to drugs play video games and then get addicted to that and then you will drop the drugs.

What does it mean. When this light comes on um. Check your oil. Because.

It's not going to last long. That means run looks like someone's a little lost is that turkeys wait. But just edited with oh. My god oh no the poor dog oh no oh.

No he's genuinely terrified dude. Those the stories are massive. Oh yes i bet. This is boston.

Do you just have turkeys running. Yeah. I'm surprised like people go starving in boston. Because there's just literal giant turtles.

Tell me this yeah you're like i don't understand how there's the poor starve. Because just go grab a turkey. Yeah mom was trying to get a perfect picture of lunar eclipse nailed it how did you do that that's that's incredible okay wait a second that has to be a photo edit. There's no way that's naturally done i i guess like if you move your camera a lot even so it's like which planet is that it's the one next to uranus.

I got cookies made to commemorate my hysterectomy hpv. No more oopsies goodbye on whoa. These are actually so well made mostly subscription cancelled boom. There it goes farewell.

You cut dude. How much did you pay for these it's so creative and well done game ovary. Cute puppers oh. She had a mask on that's why she freaked out not only did you scare them awake you gave them a wet ass.

I'm more curious about uh. What's what's going on there in the little corner over. There henry henry. What is wrong with this huh nothing wrong with you all right that's it for our funny funny prank funny pink make sure to leave a like if you'd also want to know what what's going on in that picture over there leave a like for i am being super calm this video.

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