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free worldwide shipping returns we're going to ridge.com mxr that's ridge.com use art we're going to be checking out our comics today the oldest way of storytelling ever since caveman ages yo bill no i'm steve no no i mean your check close bulgarian sir i'm saying you need to pay oh oh he needs a toupee so that's why he got it and he's crying about it he's like i'm sorry oh my god but you're about to just let you know do you know how to tell where a corpse is buried there are certain flowers that like to grow over dead bodies it's not discovering a patch of those flowers in my backyard that worries me marker pop friday this is like one of the most professional comics i've ever seen it's that every day that patch moves a little closer to my back door oh oh my god this is so creepy what does that mean it means the dead bodies it's a zombie underneath the ground dude this is so well done i think this is the most amazing comic we've seen in a very long time like the storytelling there's a depth of field on this yeah right wasn't this guy like this art style he used is supposed to be like funny what was he supposed to do now it's just straight up harder what did he used to do funny stuff like it's always been funny stuff honestly like our comics has always just been about funny comics we really like people should make horror comics because this is actually really good like it needs to be a more common thing bro let's play chicken we spend quality time together and the first ones fall in love loses deal a few weeks later watching tv ha i make you happy damn it is that what it means to play chicken i thought playing chicken because genie would be the king of plain chicken because she makes me happy every single day she will for the rest of my life it's a bit presumptuous wouldn't you say no it's true oh yeah i believe it i eat your hand didn't is she yep oh the two dinos are like i don't think we fit in this bed together let's go to big beds they're on sale so now they're sleeping and there's enough space that there's like enough space in between them but in the end is so sweet because when we did this there was the red sea between us that night as we bathed in the free space we now acquired right remember when we first got our king mattress yeah like we were amazed at like how how far we can beat from each other and then henry stayed there didn't come back didn't think twice didn't even want it we we cuddled but then when it got too hot you know back to your posts feel better yeah dad will you always pick me up when i'm sad always son 20 years later it's fine i'll buy another one don't be afraid to cry son the ice cream the fall of the ice cream it's all right son maybe that's why dads always get stronger never so they can pick up their son yeah because they have to and they just have to get stronger and stronger and stronger to keep picking no matter how big your sun gets you still gotta lift them up or no matter how big your daughter gets parent how do i action when i was your age i had to learn how to do action without help walks away i remain untaught honestly this feels like my sister i had a sister who was older than me by five years and then whenever i needed to help with stuff she's just like i did it myself when i was in your shoes i'm like well that's nice i'm sorry that you were the first child but since you did it anyways can't you just save me some time and help me out anyways and her answer was a no and henry stood there saying i remain untouched i still don't know what the heck to do will you check under the bed before i go oh sweetie no i'm afraid of what i'll see under there good night sweetie holy dude this guy's amazing what if she meant like i'm afraid to see all the crusty socks and like disgusting down there see is this a second heart comic yeah it's amazing these are so much better than the funny ones be free hurry back to your the owl family eagle took the falc whatever the bird took the mouse away yeah but actually they're friends and he's taking him the way home for a welcome home party and the kids get to see the dad again and that's what the dad told me yeah crying ass son yeah but we all know that didn't happen i feel like every every like father and mother has to do this at some point what are you gonna tell your kid you see that that hawk took that mouse because um he wanted to consume him whole and so look they need to know the truth genie it's time what time is it time for some cocoa this is schmidt time for some cookies and a new season of tank we can't keep doing this miss schmidt oh i say we can and goddamnit i'm gonna watch it how could you possibly end her life henry because she has lived a long enough life what the new season of bridgette but please i have one wish and he should be what is it i wish to just play elder scrolls six and beat it before i die oh did you see the article with the skyrim grandma well she told todd how to hurry the girl before she dies musically really i only wishes to play the elder scrolls six before i die and i don't think that's happening anytime soon motivation you're finally here let's go and then she lost that was quick yeah i mean it's motivation and it's gone like motivation is so motivated that it's out it's just gone yeah that's true it's got places to go you know there's things to see so excited it breaks a hole in your window and now you have to be motivated to fix that window that's why you gotta tie up motivation keep them as a slave in your basement but but motivation energy source starts going down and the motivation starts being like i guess we can go rather than let's go you gotta let it run around outside you gotta that's when you take adderall sorry just kidding am i i'm not getting a strike for that right it's just a joke youtube i don't actually advocate for that joe are you sexually active no but a girl once put her bed in your mind on my minecraft server i see patient is a pretty magnet i see so this is the definition of success with females yeah i could totally see like some 14 year old boy like going to sleep at night like getting all extra warm and cuddly like under the likelihood honey you just bopped her with you like she built her bed next to mine and then like he just like runs through his mind their entire future together their kids the house they live in that guy's you isn't it no yes that's what you did with your crush no he said you did that what you can't say no no when you clearly did that due to inflation the price is now 69 cents webcomic artist will draw boobs for cash wow she even drew on herself i'll draw boobs for 15 cents okay oh okay okay here give me oh i thought you're gonna turn into a giant piece that's cute that's cute it's cute i thought you were going to like you know put a giant wiener here or something wait i feel like okay why do you close them off so much i thought they're more like this and then you draw like oh wow you're pretty good you're pretty good thank you in this fantastic world society is divided between two classes the beautiful specials possess magical and wondrous abilities and they're dumb poo people who can't do anything until one poo person named theophilia wallace discovers she has abilities far greater than any special i get it anyone can be special no matter what the circumstances of the birth no stupid it turns out theophilia is actually the long-lost heir to the super special royal family by virtue for superior bloodline it is her divine right to be the most talented important person in the world that doesn't sound like the most empowering message to teach to kids nowadays sounds like somebody got poopers on their online personality quiz right like isn't like naruto also like special bloodline ichigo's special blood like all the main characters of all the anime are like yeah special that's why they're so amazing except for luffy yeah he just ate a fruit yeah and anyone could have eaten that fruit i'm only gonna go in this sock one last time then never again time passes and she was like you're responsible and you're the baby father oh no be careful what kind of socks you've made do you know how much sock welfare is yeah saps your money and you gotta work double time now you should have given this sock plan b did you just to my eye from across the room i'm sorry i do not know your customs in this land you see i come from afar even though it's a pun that's one of the best puns i've seen you just like come puns no no it's just like just puns no because this one was like it had more build up it's like a longer pun you know like the whole sentence is a pun is it it's just what's in her eye those spikes no henry that's an expression you've never seen people when they draw a face it's it's like a they're squinting like ah oh this is squint yeah oh i thought that that white thing was her eyeball and i feel like there's three spikes in her eyeball oh my god that's your fifth slice of pizza huh you eat so much and still somehow you stay fit i would do anything for that i mean i exercise every day you can try doing that i would do almost anything for that yeah that sounds like a lot of people okay henry you eat so much and you still somehow stay fit and you do not exercise at all okay but i used to exercise i used to exercise too well you see i'm a man okay technically you could you know eat almost anything it just depends how much you know are you are you judging my favorite kfc but i feel like this happens everywhere right like every woman's probably said this to a guy at some point how are you gonna eat so much biology that's what you should just say don't get our hopes up and like think that we have a chance when it's just biology honestly there's another reason why it's better to be a man say we get to eat more like we get more enjoyment out of life it is what it is daughter it's time you learn the truth i'm a vampire whoa wait that means i'm also a vampire i hate the sun too probably not because of a rare scientific phenomena called being adopted wait what okay i don't know what's more heart-crushing to hear the fact that you're not a cool ass vampire or the fact you're adopted but do you want to be a vampire though but i want to be at least my mom's child yeah i think we can all agree on that i want to know that i haven't been abandoned i'm sorry sir i'm afraid you have an incurable case of tiny peace the world must know 3m i mean it's the strongest symptom of having a tiny yes he can't help it he has to show his symptoms it's the only way the disease manifests itself i understand what do you expect them turn on like normal street mode at 3am in the morning please be considerate of you know people sleeping you are wanted for questioning for suspected froggery come with us froggery i know nothing about that do you mean forgery aha so you admit to knowing about forgery oh dang you got me that was close oh there's so many plot twists is it froggies or forgery but see that is still dangerous though because like if it's forgery they'll still detain them for suspecting this is uh my favorite atomic drawing style so far it's just very relatable you know what does that mean seems like this is something that i do oh okay okay this is something that i think i can make i don't think so but just not as clever i mean i don't think you can even draw henry only thing i've seen you draw are stick figures and a piece i can draw that okay oh my god you're trying really hard see exactly and i want a mouse too i need his hair no but i like it because it's like relatable this guy cannot draw just like me and a lot of other people but he really wanted to make comics so he made it happen anyway and he got 32 000 up votes and i respect that he's a real charlie hustle hmm what is this book does it says oh no the broken english there you go you know what kind of comic we're going oh god demon do not open surrounded by penises and a satanic symbol hmm do not open okay nothing can go wrong from reading a book ah it's a picture book very exciting hey gulp a wire hurt i can i can see something popping out oh god okay oh it's the kama sutra this is what makes me feel so i've never felt myself so rude i can't resist oh wow oh my god holy that was the best orc to my life who woke me up oops hi you for taking over the role of zelda that was weird do you like it no i don't think i did why not because zelda is not that kind of princess she's the princess of hyrule for god's sake keeper of the triforce of wisdom okay she doesn't do this holy what if she just wanted to check out like a demonic sex book why would she maybe that's uh the key to the triforce no it's not okay all right well that's it for our comics make sure to leave a like if you want to help zelda out there and lead her back to the light christian side alright thank you so much for watching we'll see you next time peace i think so much.