Hello today we're doing face palm. It's really that simple. When i was five i found out my grandpa had a twin when i saw him after my grandfather's funeral, a heads up would have been nice. That was so cheeky, like grandpa you're, still alive.

I'd be doing like triple take like what's happening: oh my god, he should have just with him the twin, oh, that would have been the greatest prank right, really really inappropriate way to deal with the alzeburg. You know yeah. I can have some more years up here with my beautiful grandson. My daughter was just offered a teaching position for 16.25 per hour.

She has two masters in education: that's 32. 000. 800 annual. No wonder they can't find a teacher.

She was making 55 000 us as a bartender. Our priorities are up when people go to school to teach you have to. I thought: like teachers just became teachers, you have to go to school and get like a more than just a general bachelor's degree. You have to get like actual teaching degree.

Then i say kids just go be a bartender. Make that have you seen, kids, maybe uh. Maybe alcohol could be a better choice, but this is also weird because i know my french teacher literally told me he made a hundred thousand dollars a year yeah. So like i guess, it's like a level up kind of deal right, like maybe you might start at 32.8, but if you do it for like five ten years, you might reach six figures.

So maybe it's not all that bad, but i also lived in new york. So maybe they paid their teachers more there. Just laying maxwell slept with girls as young as 15 and trained the victim. As this she raped 15 year old girls.

It's she made them raped, not slept with. She slept with them herself, epstein's, uh, wife, oh ew. What so she also wanted to sleep with the girls that epstein had so that's why they, jointly together, worked on getting 15 year old girls, oh my god, so even lesbians can be pedos as well, because, like usually when you talk about pedos, it's usually like you Know either men or like high school teachers, there's never really like older women raping younger girls like you, don't really hear that right can still happen. I'm sure yep anything's, capable of anything honestly what a time to be alive, i'm literally locked inside 24-hour fitness right now.

They closed the doors and went home while swimming my laps in the pool. This is the name suggested: stay open 24 hours walking around trying to figure out how to get out. I called sandy dispatch, they told me they called me back. I called my wife.

She said, find a comfortable place to sleep, wait that is true. It's called 24 hours that door should never be locked. I feel like places that call for 24 hours are never really 24-hour. Wait is a 24-hour fitness 24, because, actually now that i recall, i don't think it was 24., they closed it.

I freaking knew it especially in seattle. You really think anything's gon na be open past ten impossible. I don't think it doesn't exist. How anti-immigration policies are leading prisons to lease convicts as field labors? This is called slavery.

You lease property, not people, and when people are property, they're, slaves, wow, but isn't it the same thing? How like they're required to do community service? Isn't that kind of slavery, because you're forcing them to do something that they don't want to do for free, so isn't that slavery and you're not paying them? This is like too big brain for me. When i was a kid, my sister told me that the paper strip - that's in the chocolate kisses, were edible and i eat them with the chocolate for like a year. They are wait for real. Why would you believe in this again, that's so mean and that's exactly why your sister says these things, because she knows you'll believe anything dude.

Wouldn't it be funny if that account is actually the sister yeah and she's. Just like debated again, you've got debated, you've been debated, technically she's, not wrong, though you they are kind of edible henry. It is extra fiber. It's not maybe she's.

Just like looking up her house. Imagine being one of the pricks in world war ii, london that refused to turn your lights out at night in order to stop planes bombing your house, because you didn't want to be told what to do by the government. Well, they're going to be the ones paying the price right like they're, just going to die so well, but what if they live in an apartment, yeah there's something like within human nature to like not want to do things when people tell you to do things like It's it's innate within certain people that they just don't want to be told things they want to do things by themselves. Hand me what bang come on, i'm not a dog chief, not no! Give me a kiss.

Oh you wanted to do that. Quite quick for these people, you tell them turn on the lights and they'll, be like no. You i'm turning off the lights now because you told me then so if i say like don't get the vaccine, then they're like you, i'm not i'm not taking all the vaccines harvard and yale scientists are proposing that we tackle climate change by dimming, the sun. It sounds crazy, but according to their research, it could actually cut the rate of global warming in half lol will fight the sun before we take on capitalism.

Are we just gon na start chucking, like frost grenades at the sun and wouldn't that be a bad idea, because the sun is technically the energy of our known solar system? So should you really be messing with the sun? Why do they sound like patrick star, like we're gon na, take earth and put it somewhere else? We're gon na move it a little further from the sun trader joe oh fighter? There's a traitor mine is the tree he's joe fighting trader joe. I get the store now he makes some delicious ice cream. My eyesight, these guys, are the big dicker germs. Cheater biden is secretly trader joe, oh my god.

Why didn't i think of it? It makes so much sense. Start a business 999 too much buy a new iphone 999, no problem healthy, groceries hundred dollars too much dinner and drinks hundred dollars. No problem watch netflix two hours. One more episode learn a new skill, two hours, no time life is about choices, stop blaming the lack of opportunity.

Ah yes, one of those highly profitable businesses that can be started with 999 dollars in capital. I mean, i don't think that's what he means. This is basically, i think he just means like making the right choices right, because a lot of people don't have self-control. I mean you could start a business with 999..

It's. It is possible, like youtube, so like yeah. Technically, if we all spend you know, half the amount of time we spend watching. Netflix and tv shows like actually learning something.

We'd probably be pretty good at things, but netflix shows or not netflix shows shows are just too entertaining. So it's kind of hard being an adult and playing fortnite is cringe, but the same guy. I also made a life-sized rem. Jesus bruh, i mean okay, but like this is actually good, though, like do you see pretty skill? Do you see that, though, like i'm actually really impressed yeah? I don't know if you use a kit or he actually made that by himself, but to be honest, that's a better use of your time than fortnite.

This was spotted on one of those dumb entrepreneur. Instagram accounts, poor people apparently spends 2 500 on the necklace 2 500 on pants 1 200 on headsets. This isn't true for everybody, but like the people that do spend like this kind of money and stuff typically tend to not be rich, not for long. I wish folks would stop telling young people how to manage their money.

I paid 310 for my first apartment based on inflation. It should go for 850 per month now, but the rent is a thousand six hundred dollars. You can't personal finance your way out of greedy landlords and depressed wages. Okay, so the rent of 1600 is not greedy landlords.

The rate of 1600 is determined by the market and the demand for the housing. It's capitalism isn't that greed, if you can get more for no, because the government appreciates his house at a certain value, so he has to pay land taxes for that value of the house. So it's the government's fault. No, it's just supply and demand.

I'm getting cancelled. Now for mentioning capitalism, so what i'm saying is the government raised taxes? Hence he has to unfortunately, but the government only raised taxes, because the value of the land went up, because if you want to sell that house and the government's like no it's not worth that much then you get so everybody needs to be on the same page Of how much money your house is worth lonely, eight, the nft dating service canceled due to a lack of woman, you won't say well yeah i mean the nft crypto. Space is basically 95 men, especially nfts. I don't really know any women that are in nfts at all.

Maybe you'll find them on twitter, but they don't exist in real life. So how does an nft dating site work like hi? I have an nft, you have an nft ooh, i like your nft and then it's based off that it was probably a money grant. That's what most nft projects are yep. So it's not really a surprise.

It was cancelled, yep, whoever thought owning the libs would be cheap, never tried to acquire a social media company. This you miyanla said before for twitter to deserve public trust. It must be politically neutral which effectively means upsetting the far right and the far left equally. But this guy doesn't understand that twitter is not elon.

Musk elon musk is himself he can share whatever thoughts that he wants. Twitter, on the other hand, cannot do that. You cannot say that twitter and elon musk are the same thing. I follow elon musk on twitter and he complains about twitter all the time he says twitter is.

He is not the same as elon as twitter. What aren't people talking enough about how 70 80 year olds are generally regarded as unemployable due to mental decline, skill and mismatch yet they're exclusively running the country? That's true! Once you're old, if you ain't the president or a politician, you're like out of a job last time, is here it's probably just because of experience, although maybe a lot of the experience is probably irrelevant at that age, but it's still experienced. But if it's experienced, then how come in other professions experience isn't appreciated. It's a surprise party for my mother and we live together.

So please can the box not look obvious. It's party supplies. If that's the system they made for this. It's not really up to the employee to have like a pen ready to scribble it out because you specifically put in the instructions and that's for the people like sending it and packaging it to be like okay got it, but they can't.

You know unless you're like a higher up, it's nobody's initiative. To probably hide it, you will never change what you tolerate research hashtag flatter when you look on the horizon, there's no curve here. Can we agree on that? I love flat earthers because they remind me that, even though i'm a failure, there are always people even more disappointing than me. All these scientists prove like the earth is round.

They just show this picture, it's like, then. Why are my eyes telling me it's straight? I don't see a freaking curve. There is no curve at this point. Everyone that's still making.

These are just here for the memes girl 14, with severe nut allergy nearly died aboard, va flight after passenger refused to stop eating peanuts, despite twice being told by cabin crew. He was putting the teenager's life at risk, but she wasn't the one eating them. Okay. So if you're near someone, if you have a severe nut allergy, i think that triggers it at least she didn't die and she nearly died.

Yes, is that why they stopped serving peanuts on planes, yeah i've never seen peanuts get conserved, yeah cause. Now they do pretzels because, like nobody's allergic to pretzels right, oh no, you know what they should have done. Go ahead, sir, eat the peanuts and then he's like. Well then, i don't want to eat the peanuts.

We don't one of these rejection. Here's hearsay! You asked the question: okay, okay, okay, dude, look at that! Look at everyone, just bust laughs. We didn't see this dude. I feel like on amber hurt's legal team.

They said. Here's the game plan right, if you feel like things are going south just say, objection here say to everything. Objection here is sin objection and maybe we'll win. Why are it guys such dicks? Last week i drove two hours to push the power button on a server that three separate people assured me was already on honestly like i could.

I could see that because people are really bad of technology and most of the fixes are probably really simple, but people just don't know it's frustrating for people who actually get technology yeah and aren't that stupid says a complete boomer with technology. But i think you know i usually girl who didn't even plug in the wire and spent an hour being like. Why is it working yeah but, like usually, we've tried everything before we contacted them. We ordered a grill, got 300 ipads.

What's more expensive, 300 ipads each ipad's, a thousand right? Am i doing the math right? That's like three hundred thousand dollars! Oh my god! It's amazing thanks! Oh, my god, you're rich thanks apple, okay, but here's the thing can ipads cook my delicious backyard barbecue i wanted and i planned for condom sex does not count. Just hear me out. Okay, my theory, if you wash your hands with gloves on, did you really wash your hands? I see your point, but let me ask you this. If i strangled you the depths of gloves on, did i really strangle you to death yeah shut the up.

You can't just like use something totally unrelated and be like. I am right, see the point like yes, two things aren't covered, but the the purpose of it, i'm not inserting the piece into the vagina to wash it. I guess like me, no, i don't think so. I feel sorry for netflix era, kids, they will never know the high-stakes adrenaline of running to the bathroom fridge bedroom in a single ad break, with a beckoning call of a sibling screaming it's on to send you hurling over furniture to get back in time.

Can you just pause it? Oh my sweet summer, child, it's netflix era, kid the easiest way to out yourself as as, like 14., does no one watch like the disney channel or nickelodeon or cartoon network anymore like no. I don't think so. They watch it on youtube. They don't actually watch it on live people - oh no still on duty as a nurse.

That's in you're not really doing your job but you're kind of chilling in the halls going the bath getting the vaccine. Wait! That's not what you're supposed to do while you're still on duty wait. I thought she was nervous. Was the delivery in the back yeah, so i thought the end was gon na, be like her just like cleaning a up right, because that's what nurses do yeah? Do you think she's she got paid for that since she was still on duty or do you think she ever got covered ever since getting the backs all right? That's it for our face palm hope.

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