Today we have a mixture of reddits you're, good reddits that span the entirety of the reddit site, everything from tick-tock thoughts to tick-tock dots. You said the same thing hold on i'm gon na i'm gon na request some reddits to see that's right really get. My phone is it gon na be suddenly gay again. Yes, let's review suddenly gain some homeless.

Mf just offer me a pair of white sunglasses. If i eat his peach look at his profile, he took something he looks very happy about it too. Yeah he's like yeah, his teeth are shining, he brushed it. So i was in the bus with this granny by my side, when we spotted two girls kissing by the bus.

Stop but granny turned to me and said these girls are so pretty at their age. I was pretty ugly well, maybe that's why i had to marry a man almost died. Oh my gosh she's gay. I think so wait.

You have to be pretty to get a girl. Girls have the highest standards right. If you're pretty desperate, then you go for a man for sure anyone can get a man remember in the therapy session in which the grinder notification sound emitted from my therapist's phone outing him my face of recognition in turn. Outed me oh wow, now you and your therapy can just wait is no.

Is it grinder for just um? Is it like tinder for gay guys? Oh, you didn't know that one of these days on my phone, i'm gon na, have a grinder notification and i'm gon na look at you and see if you can recognize it and then i'm gon na out you. I have no idea what it sounds like. That's a okay! It's a weird choice. Okay, this is the game.

My dad likes to play all the time playing the crowded extra photos. It's really distinct, too. The strums of homosexuality calling for the oh, my god, can i show you because i saw that's a short straight buckingham palace has announced the death of his royal highness, the duke of edinburgh, my god. Do they not have any sense of awareness? Apparently it's real.

Damn. That's awkward, so ginny wants to spoil one of the our unexpected poster this month, so good, it's so good. I am so proud to say that my college is so lgbt friendly that in the survey risks life put out, they forgot to include straight people. What is your sexual orientation, lesbian, gay, bisexual, pansexual, asexual prefer not to say or other.

This is a power move, it's the other right, you press other, and then you say straight. What is straight, would it just be straight or would it be like straight sexual heterosexual, yeah heterosexual? Oh my god. Oh my god, i forgot my child. Have you ever thought that someone has met to you? No, because i doubt it.

I already know what he's gon na say: robbed out a quick one. Just for you, brother. Let's take the most obvious response to know, because i doubt it somebody on the internet is going to be like. I will do that.

I don't get it. Did she natto see that and was like yeah? Don't you worry jason? I mean i assume, if you're a girl like somebody's mad to you for sure guys anything man they'll see a rock and then next next night they'll be like. Oh, that rock get my rocks off, they won't accept him. They started attacking finally leaving him alone.

Bro, the green are helping him. Are they gon na have sex with him? They started playing an attack on orange attack day. He went in early bro cut him in half, it's happening, cops came. What is this arrested? How is this going to be gay fleeing, safe, kissing? Who just looked at the gummy, bears they were eating and was like? I see a story here.

It's a decent plot like you get arrested, so you know sticking it in the butt sticking it in the butt. Where is that from i don't know genie? Is there a different reddit? You would like to check out one second before disaster. Okay, oh he's! Fine! Oh she's, fine, oh, why is it like funnier like when they stop the video one? Second before the disaster, because you know what's gon na happen and yeah honestly, i feel like it's because they put the table so close to the water. Who does that? It's? So, oddly close right like how can you tell like where the water begins? I don't even blame her, oh, but they even allow you to see the rest.

Okay, yeah see because it's less funny when she's actually in the water - and you hear the blood, wrenching screams, blood, curling blood, curdling screams. I guess it's not that funny. How is she considered a comedian yep? I guess the academy members don't look up reviews. This is funnier than anything amy schumer's ever put out there kim audibly laughing like that.

Just proves how bad it was because you're like that, doesn't sound appropriate for that level of humor at all ever seen. One of these things, dude, whatever liquid. This is boils with the palm of your hand: oh no yeah! So what happens? If you? Oh, i know that's photoshop! Oh my god! Oh this! This already gives me like anxiety, man, because it's one second before so you're like i understand the point of this reddit. Now getting anxious just waiting for to happen how to stop a cat first, try, whatever all right, let's stop from the same anime get out of here.

I mean he took care of it right yeah. That was unexpected. What an ending holy! Why, though, at least two kitties have dinner tonight every time someone like lets a bird go free like it never ends well ginny. These are some exceptional picks.

I've never had a better laugh in a long time. Thank you. What else do you got here? Aren't all that's third: is there anything new design, yeah you wan na do design. I know it's harpdog, but this is my bill for talking to a cardiologist for literally five minutes, three of which were spent talking about my job.

How does the u.s health care system get away with this? I can't even begin to imagine more than five minutes total charges. Member discount your plans paid your responsibilities to providers well for them, that's crazy! Imagine getting paid 927 dollars for five minutes of your time. I all of a sudden have an extreme passion for hearts. Yeah.

Yes, you should try brains, you can make more money. Oh even uh gastroenterologists. You know the ones inspect buttholes. I have a passion for buttholes.

Now, why don't you just have a passion for like gynecology? You've always had a passion for vaginas. I have a passion for vaginas. Huh, no you've always had one. So why not just do gynecology if you're going to be able to have vaginas anti-rough sleeper pulls make for no walk sidewalk.

Is this a stop like homeless people from sleeping, oh well, at that point, wouldn't you rather just like walk over people and try and walk through this plus the money you spend like putting these up? How did they like choose the layout of this because it just seemed so random got my first speeding ticket? Oh no! This is an advertisement for legal services. Oh it's! You know. Whenever something requires a lawyer, like happens, like all the law firms start emailing, you oh cause. This is what happened, was trademarking crusade, every step of the trademark process? My email was filled by like 10 different law firms trying to be like we'll do this copyright patent for you and it's like no, you can off.

I can read directions online, but you could do so much more with a lawyer yeah putting the amazon's choice. Logo directly into the product's image, even though it isn't actually amazon's choice, what that is absolutely scummy, but what a smart damn yeah yeah but technically like if it's it is amazon's choice. It should show up here. Amazon is basically like youtube.

Now anybody can just go on and start selling like random, pretending to be something they're, not oh yeah and just try and play the algorithm. Considering i'm broke this terrified me domino's, now credit alert, your account has been credited with 300, something. Oh, that's right, grab 300! Something off your favorite pizza use code how's that 300., oh yo. I would be terrified if someone said credit alert, i'm like they did this on purpose.

To get your attention right, it did the job, it did the job, but that's not right gee. I really love this credit. I love seeing the injustice in this world and how unfair people are. Okay, how about our? We did bikini bottom okay! We can do bikini bottom twitter.

Sorry, i don't know what the hell that was when the nsfw you unblur turned out to be gore, oh, my god, all right, because you're just so excited like. Oh, my god, isn't that it was 50. 50 read it. Basically, it's like yeah ooh, something good and it turns out to be like, oh my god, oh my god, yeah cause.

Typically, when it's like nsfw, you expect like ass boobs, nudity hot woman, and then it was just like people like dead. It's just. How am i supposed to jump after this never had mcdonald's pancakes, but today this blueberry one hit the spot yeah. I remember this wait.

What happened? There's like a patty, he didn't want to go to waste he's like nah. This is fine. I mean into the emergency me after posting controversial comments. I don't even agree with, so i can edit my negative 47 comment to gay people deserve rights.

That's pretty evil. Giga villain brain this guy just wants to watch the world burn. Oh doctors eating junk food at home after spending all day telling patients to eat healthy and exercise more yeah you'd be surprised. Is there such thing as like a fat doctor? Yes, and then, when he gets like an obese patient is he's supposed to be like yeah? You should exercise and eat, eat healthy, like guys, like sure yeah i get what you mean by eat healthy.

I know what that means: orders, mcdonald's, spongebob episode, one spongebob gets a job at the krusty kraft, yay spongebob episode, 44 spongebob and mr krause believes they murdered. Someone and have to try and hide the body from the police. They killed the health inspector. Oh, that one is actually just good at good episode.

What henry that was like one of the best episodes they murdered it's so funny, but they murdered. Are they getting back on it yeah? That was pretty dark huh. They didn't actually murder him, but then, like they kind of did murder him later. Second, wind at 1am, my mom hearing loud noises and scraping at 1am during summer break 11 year old me attempting to rearrange my entire room.

I feel like you can have that like when it's really late and everyone's asleep. You just have this urge to do something. I mean my mom would always put me to bed really early, but i would always be like yeah. I would be getting up doing in my room and then, if i heard something i'd run back into my bed, pretend like i was sleeping, but she could literally hear you run into your bed.

Okay, how about our i'm finna go to hell? Okay. What is that? Oh wow, that is, if it's funny you'll, probably go to hell. Okay, i'm wheezing, even twitch hates you guys. I hate women.

This title may conflict with twitch's moderation policy. I hate men, you're good! That's fine! That's completely! Okay! We understand why you hate men i'll test. It all right, no g, they're, literally gon na ban you i'll get banned, but it's for science. Dark humor is like water.

Some people get it some, don't. Oh, my god, henry you we going to hell, we're actually going to go to hell, we're getting canceled yeah. We're going to hell goodbye, i've said nothing. I didn't laugh completely ambivalent to this, not funny! Oh, that lady is oh, i'm not laughing at the overweight.

Ladies, no, no i'm laughing at how he flew i'm laughing at this guy. Is that real? Well, it has to be photoshopped. I could almost believe it with like that kind of weight. Chinese girl kills herself to save herself from getting ripped by invading soldiers - japanese soldiers - okay, no, oh! Oh! It took me like way too long for me to get i'm ashamed of myself.

I'm proud of myself, i'm ashamed of myself me. I prove them wrong. Haters. You have a genetic disorder.

You shouldn't have a baby um nope girl isn't my baby so cute? Okay, that's got ta, be a filter. This is exactly why you need that person isn't afraid to see your babies ugly, just surface level of thought. Maybe you shouldn't be gon na have a tough life. I took a pic of my son getting an award with his teacher wow, i'm so so proud of my son man dad i'm pretty sure the lens isn't even facing shut up kid.

It's a wide angle: okay, you're! Getting in the shot yeah you you're in there. Just keep smiling for sure just smile god. Damn is that a teacher dude that dad was like. I should have gone to more parent-teacher companies yeah, rather than sending my wife arjun.

Would you like to check out no okay? This is my husband all right. I used to ask him to shave his beard, although i think he always wanted one mike sam. I couldn't stand the feel of it on my side, instant flashbacks of my stepfather, raping me. What really the only reaction you could have just like what that was a great reaction to just like deadpan face what? Okay honestly, i was a little confused by this reddit, but now i'm going to give it a 10 out of 10..

It's a lot better! That resonates with you right because you many times say i'm gon na go to hell. Unfortunately, is my kind of humor very dark. You did laugh at the african kids yeah, oh no! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! But you know what else is my kind of content, our tick tock thoughts. 411.

Third grade: five: three fifth grade: five: five: seventh grade every girl ever did not have triple d's in fourth grade yeah. Six third grade, i like how they have to specify that she's 20 years old she kind of - does look like she's sending to jail henry. What am i looking at she's, probably trying to show off like the games that she's? Yes, i agree on the in the gym: anyways, that's it for mixed reddit. Thank you.

So much for watching we'll see you next time. Peace!.