Hey you want to check out some memes sure, all right cool. Let me show you some memes, okay from our memes yeah water against rocks and trees in nature, water against some hair in the drain. I know i can't break it. So it's crazy to me like how little hair needs to be there for just everything to go to like it never made sense to me because, like there's still space between the hairs like, why don't you just go through it? It just just goes that forms.

It is the meniscus right, yeah and then like water is like. Oh, this hair gentle therapist. So tell me why you're here me remembering my childhood? Oh don't do this! Oh that's! Oh my god! That's how you get a kid to have trauma, trust issues and anxiety. Can we pull that like prank on our dog, see what happens? Do you think i would like freak out? That's how you raise dogs girlfriend my parents are at home, want to come over and have sex me who invited her parents over for a nice dinner party girl you playing checkers, i'm playing chess here.

Alright! Is it normal to invite her parents over without her like? How would you feel if i did that to your parents, a little weird i mean, but i want to hate it. I feel like. Oh, what if i just i just really really love your parents like so much that i want to hang out with them individually security footage in movies. When the crime happens, enhanced you can see the the cells security footage in real life when a crime happens can't see fam.

Oh man, i'm sorry. I guess your wallet's stolen uh can't can't do anything about it. I'm sorry, maybe a few enhancements yeah, it's possible, amber heard on camera, amber heard when she thinks the camera is off. Oh, my god there's a stupid trial.

Anyway i mean she is an actor right. Oh jeez dude. I haven't even seen the trial dude. She was eating while giving her deposition like she was snacking and i was like girl.

You got ta, that's why she never got an oscar friend, look behind you, but don't make it too obvious henry you're gon na be like oh, my god that table there. You instantly be like i'm like. No, i have to look right yeah, but you can make it discreet. You can make it disagree me when i finally go tell my wife that i'm infertile but see her dancing, holding a pregnancy test, honey who's, whose baby is that i love the dog's side eye because she looks at the camera like yeah.

The is going on here. So good, congratulations, yeah, you're! Now a cuckold! No, no a dad! Oh you're, not a father! No! You are now a cuckold influencers on their way to tweet love yourself. The way you are after getting thousands of plastic surgery - oh my god, patrick. What happened to you? Man, the ultimate female instagramer tweet, but what does it say when, like so many people, i'm like? Oh, my god? Yes and they don't see that clearly it's like plastic surgery, look women have to empower each other.

Okay, stop bringing women down all right, strong woman. I gotcha: if i can, exchange real money for in-game money, then i should exchange in-game money for real money. You can and people do, but if you get caught you'll get banned. Well, you can exchange in-game items for real money.

Don't you that's actually what i did when i was a teenager. You, i'm not gon na disclose any other information, because i was really rich played a lot of video games and i wanted real money for once. He was the um. He was a dark knight that you find in the alleys of wow.

Being like hey kid just give me and give me 500 bucks man i'll go i'll, go give you some money. I remember i made four hundred dollars doing this. Henry you are confessing to career. Keep on shoveling netflix we're adding commercials.

Oh basically, everyone, okay, get in! That's! Why they're adding commercials? That's why they lost five billion dollars. Well, if you have commercials you're, basically tv, then, which is exactly what you were trying to, then why are you raising our rates to watch shows i'm confused on netflix. I find myself using like amazon more than anything else same, it's so much easier to find amazon. Basically bought like every show and amazon doesn't shove recommendations in your face yeah and i don't like netflix originals they're, usually so i end up just buying good things on amazon yeah.

You know. What's the sad part, i think i own some netflix stock. So, oh the whole gang's here to celebrate the death of netflix. How am i not netflix stock doesn't hula do that too, like they have commercials.

So why would you follow in the footsteps of hulu but hulu do got south park? No that's on prime now really girl, oh my god. We're going to get married one day, the singer dating her just to get lyrics for a post-breakup album. Isn't that the opposite way! Yeah, i feel like this is more like female pop stars. Yeah, like ariana grande.

Thank you, like literally marrying pete davidson every boyfriend. She gets new album noticing something off about his bed. This massive on my stinky baby. Where could this have come from? He just goes like amber.

I don't have any dogs or cats, but i do have one. How long did it take you to come up with that when you are cutting paper and the scissors start gliding through it, it does you guys. Cutting paper is boring, but as soon as it starts gliding it becomes an occasion. You're.

Just like oh yeah me wondering why people don't eat the crust of pizza, because it's just bread i feel like. I eat it as like a break from the actual pizza right because it's like, if pizza, is really heavy and greasy like. I want like a little breather, but you know what you can do for a breeder, stop eating for a second and then continue and resume. I've been photoshopping a skeletor into family vacation pictures for over a decade.

My wife never noticed one of her friends finally pointed out and it ruined my fun. Is it in her sunglasses? No it's right here! Oh oh yeah! He is in the sunglasses too yeah. He actually put him in really creatively instead of just like plopping in. It's reminds me of used to put blobs within my skyrim mods weekly episodes.

I mean i didn't do any of that youtube. Oh my god. You know you basically spent you sent everyone to binge watch your episodes now, when you download a game before school, only to come back and see a comment nowadays again, our internet is so fast whatever game we want to play. It's like on our computer in like the next three minutes, but i feel like it made like playing the games more exciting, because i i waited for this.

You know i just sit patiently for two hours. What, whenever i get something - and i play with it once he just he just like wrote, mid reaction like start taking it and start playing with it like, i could pick up anything else, i'll play with it once and you just took one look and you're, like That's mine: now the sun carefully calculating the exact gap in the blinds to shine through, while i'm using my computer to blind me, that's the worst when i'm playing elden ring and i'm in the dark area. I'm like it's good, it's good and then the cloud moves and then the whole screen just turns like. I can't see anything and i'm like all right guess i can't play, but you have all-encompassing blinds.

Oh yeah. What are you talking about? I'm having a tough day. I was so confused. This is not going in the video okay.

What do you mean when you accidentally click update and restart instead of shut? I just love kanye though, like how does he go from so happy to just so distraught? I swear to god it's time to go, but i just got my first acorn. I have a surprise for you. Wow he's the only one that gets a good ending cause. That's a good boy scratch! It's not heaven, not heaven, isn't it funny.

I go to nun. Heaven too you're so well-mannered your parents did a good job. Raising you my childhood, oh god, oh god, is it tsongshina hitting himself? No, that's. He also looks like tongshina.

Okay, that's racist. His his name is not john cena anymore. It's tsongshina! You want to put in that beijing twang on it. My body creates a scab to heal the wound.

On my knee my body, noticing that i am trying to pick it off. I hate so much about the things you choose to see, honestly. Isn't it the body's fault for making scabs kind of itchy like? Why would you do that if you wanted to stay on that's their process of trying to heal it? Unfortunately, they can only do so much okay when you've been holding a fart for a decade. Oh, my god, it's the guy.

It's the legend. Wait, that's real wait! You know what's more concerning that's a decade old meme, oh, oh, we're so old, but yeah it is deku. He still looks just as constipated and vascular as the day we found him yeah. I don't know how does he do that to make the veins on his forehead just pop out.

Did you fart? Oh yeah yeah? I see it right there right there, i'm not joking dude, that's kind of creepy yo. I see you right here. It's pretty bad, but he's just looks so like believable, i can't breathe. Did it work no wow? This is the smallest view in the world holy people who don't know people who know.

I don't know why. Why would anyone know this? I might be able to know if the picture had more than four pixels. I don't think anyone knows what this is, and yet it has fifteen thousand upvotes, which must be people upvoted, because of how small it was. Sixteen show.

Girls were supposed to be beheaded by their lady boss, but it's not true in the head images. Fake got it from a gorgeous subreddit. I don't i don't wan na know. Can i go back to the 10 seconds before you read that out when you're playing musical chairs and somebody gets to the last seat before you, so you lay down under crotch and then it gets really awkward because you're just like oh yeah, that's true! This does happen in like grade school right dude.

I got sat on a lot. Oh no, not oh yeah! So you should do this, but, like you know, tell everybody to lose so that you and your crush could be like the last two and then you get her to sit on your lap like i'm going to jail all right, that's gon na! Be it for you! Going to jail unless you're infiltrating the middle school or high school, in which this is happening, that's it for our memes make sure to smash like. If you want me and you to be the last person musical chairs, you get to sit on this lap baby, poor kitty, no, no he'll sit on your lap i'll sit on your lap. How about that all right! Thank you! So much for watching we'll see you guys next time the high peace.