Do you want to show them the puppy, yeah henry's gone you're kind of big? We got a puppy today say: hi to eine eine from cowboy bebop, but she's a girl and she's a little special we're not doing so well with her right now, no she's peed on her carpet three times say hi to the camera: hello, okay, well, ain't! A little drugged out today, yeah she's gon na chill five minutes later. Okay, never mind she's gon na be recording with us just a little bit because she feels a little bit lonely all right. I'm you wan na you wan na, do some subtle asian dating for some asian curated memes. You wan na try that out today.

What do you to eat my keyboard yeah, i'm dtf disappointing the entire family. Am i right iron? Am i right release me for all right? It's very distracting to have you here. Not gon na lie. We're never gon na record.

This yeah we're never gon na see a single post. We're not gon na be able to record my mind and he should not have dropped her on her face. What is with the sound of this ambulance? Oh he likes the sound. Do you like? Do you like that sound? I, like the sound, you want the sound she's so shocked.

If you love someone who doesn't love, you you're waiting for a ship at an airport wow that is so deep. Robert downey jr you're dropping some real facts here, but i feel like yeah she's, not distracting at all. This is fine yeah. I feel like this doesn't apply for tom holland because, like who doesn't love him.

This could be you and me, but we're the ones in the back. I love being the one in the back. I think the one in the back shows more love like look at how that's true, we'll feed you feeding each other genie loves that i like crafting genie like the perfect bites same. I like crafting, like the perfect balance of every ingredient boys when girls are playing three days: girls.

When boys don't reply in two seconds as long as we get a reply, we're pretty satisfied because then that means we exist in their universe, now explain why uh girls get upset when we don't reply in two seconds, because are we just not that important to you Yet you guys can do three days and it's just it's just fine. It's fine because you're not that important. I guess this is only if you're in a relationship, because if i were in a relationship with gina she didn't reply to me in three days. I just assumed she's dead really, but sometimes i feel like a mom.

Sometimes you don't pick him like yup gina is dead for sure she didn't make it she got hit by a car. It was over fast when you give someone a fake number and they start dialing it in front of you. Well, then, don't give them fake numbers. Speaking about calls, my dad keeps facetiming me because you have to show him hello.

You want to see the dog we're recording a video right now, you want to say hi yeah. These guys would like burn too many times to the point where they like actually test the numbers. How normal woman rejects. I see you as a friend how a statistician rejects.

I see you as a null hypothesis that hurts even more. Oh, that's like saying your hypothesis is no henry. That is in the word. Would you like to add anything else to that yeah? That's like saying your hypothesis is nothing it's inapplicable, yeah you! I still don't get what that you don't know what null hypothesis is.

There's no answer right. So there's a hypothesis. You always have a null one for every every chem lab. You have to write a hypothesis in a null hypothesis yeah.

I haven't taken stats in so long rejected by the one girl i loved. Don't worry brock you'll find plenty of other girls to reject you. That's why season one of pokemon was just it was people grandpa, i'm a failure. Ash is really savage.

Ash is like he really is the great pokemon trainer and then the girl's like. I think this baseball team's the best and he's like you're stumbass. No he's not he's straightened out for he's like a 10 year old giga chance she's like ash. Why don't you go easier on her? Clearly, you see that she's, like five ash, is like go to charizard and show her how pathetic she is once you start sleeping next to someone you care about sleeping alone is trash uh, not true.

I've seen henry out like a light. I appreciate the space and being able to spread out, but then i can't fall asleep, but you do then. I start tossing and turning too much because i have so much real estate. It's not because he misses me it's because, yes, and also because because he has so much freedom and if you were there, i would feel that much more warm life hack.

If you have a girlfriend and hear noise outside at night and two's here to go. Look and just be like i told this girl leave me alone and she always get up and check for you, because the girlfriend would be like what girl yeah. It's really funny. Until like freddy krueger comes out and stabs you a million times since freddy krueger will stop her first, at least it gives you the opportunity to get away all right.

So then the plan works out. It checks out your girlfriend dies instead of you yeah a sacrifice, but hey you know what in history you're my queen in geography, you're my world in biology, you're in my heart in chemistry, you're, my oxygen in maps you're. My solution and physics are my gravity in real life you're, my brother. Is she saying that incest is wincest? No henry she's, kindly brother zoning him with three heart faces? Yes, oh is this? Why guys usually go crazy? I don't know about that.

If you say hey, would you like to go on a date and she goes no, but three heart faces. What does that mean to you? No, but i want to suck your oh okay, mom, i'm going to my girlfriends use protection. I'm 15.! I'm 30.! You saw this right. No, what does that mean? So you remember statistics, but you can't do 30 minus 50 15..

It means she was 15 when he she had him, which is why she's telling him to use condoms, honey baby. Maybe that was just 30 minus 15.. Oh no friendship or relationship scholarship. I like that, focusing on your future, focusing on things that really matter.

I'm just kidding this stuff matters too, but a scholarship. Anyone can get a friendship or a relationship, but how many people can get a scholarship that takes actual achievement. You have to actually sit down and write an essay. You don't have to do that for a friendship thread wheeling with a toxic couple's lit.

No, it's not yeah, it's awkward, because we've been there all of our friends who might see this video are amazing genie. I met us and none of them were in toxic relationships. I don't know what you're talking about. What are you doing? What's up nothing much! You trust me.

These are the same people looking for deep conversations, but can't even initiate or continue a good conversation appeal. That response is like small talk, just like what are you doing, i'm recording a video, it's small talk, people that respond like this. Just aren't good at small talk. Don't like it don't care for it, so they don't want to spend the time.

I feel like you're, really defending these people, oh because this is what i do too we're a generation who loves sleeping but can never sleep on time. We lack this discipline, an honor. No, no, oh yeah. We lack a lot of things.

It's them! Damn smartphones, i tell you it's the reddit, it's social media being rude to waiters cleaners or customer service. Assistants is very telling of someone's character in a major red flag. Well, i'm not rude to people. What do you mean pretty rude to customer service assistant, in particular spectrum? No, i'm only rude if they're, incompetent at their jobs, it's not rude, it's helping them improve their service by telling them how they are.

Ladies, please just hear me out so the large flashlight that is almost over a feet long shines the dimmest almost no coverage, yet the small mini one. That's only three inches creates a large engulfing piece of light. It's almost as if size maybe doesn't matter that much technically there's just something wrong with this flashlight. Okay like.

Why would you build something like that? That's that shitty, that's just bad products. I really hope this is my life at 80. Just me, my soul, mate and a big pizza you eat that entire pizza and you'll be headed to an early grave. That's going to be your life at 80 and then in the year and then immediately ends right after 23 year old hits on me.

I tell him i'm 30., he says. Oh so. Can i get your email, then 10 out of 10. 13 years on this bird app and a drunk tweet goes viral.

Also for those asking i didn't give him my email. We had a laugh over it though, and left it at that. What? How could you not give him your email after such a fire line, maybe because she's not interested in someone who's seven years younger than her, i can do math. Could you date a 20 year old? No, could you date a 20 year old? No, of course not wrong.

Huh, there's men who say no and there's men who are lying sit down where hmm katara look at. Where my arrow points. Do you ever wonder like where the arrow ends he has one pointing to his phone? No, no! No! That's what he actually has a cross. A new drunk heart was born.

Oh is is that no that's stakes get the out of here, he's still trying to sink through it yeah. I appreciate that he was still trying to finish the song. I, like the commitment, though i like how you try to finish it, that guy's a dick, though, why? Because he was seeing you for the girl and he's like yeah sing it for me now that tran, i heard the ladies like bad boys lucky for them. I'm bad at everything that tran dough, which trans at that that tray this is a pretty sick name.

Dad is this short for deterious or something what he's vietnamese it sounds like a greek name. Oh heavy guy says they're kinky and want to experiment, and none of them will let me drain their blood for my rituals. What am i going to fill my pentagram with, like i mean, there's some other blood that you can use? No, you have plenty of male virgins blood, a male virgin. You can find that in like any gaming convention yeah, but they won't let them drain their blood for the rituals okay.

This is so mean. That is so me really mean horribly mean. Okay. That couple is horrible.

Why are you out here doing this like ruining people's days? The boyfriend probably agreed to it because it gives like guys he gives him an ego boost me, french fries, my girlfriend, who said she wasn't hungry. This is like when we ordered mcdonald's henry. I specifically demand large french get the fries. I do not end up eating all the fries.

I demand a large french fries yeah because we used to share one large french fry and then gina would eat like 70. No, i would not okay, but it was enough for us, so i started getting a large and the medium on top of the large. We still somehow finished that. Well, you finish it.

On top of like three burgers, you no longer have the time or energy to flick. Show me that, meanwhile, all guys are like yes, why aren't all women like this? Really? Because what if i made my judgment solely often yes, this is exactly how i spend treat you a woman me when my girl is complaining about how bad her day was three fingers. I always thought it was two: is this a game changer? What huh, damn this guy's about to like really try and turn that day around he's going for baroque you're gone woman risks life to save husband's gundam collection during intense flood she's, a real one, or she knows how much money that's worth and she's just trying to Save the capital yeah, those those can be like what hundreds of thousands of dollars. What would you want me to save? You should save your new puppy iron? Okay, let's say an object tie.

I cannot stress how important it is to find a partner who believes in you so ferociously that on the days you feel like you, can't they remind you that you can genie, you can do it. What you can raise this dog, she will turn out amazing and her life will be great fast forward, like two months later, ein's a mess she still pisses everywhere. Biologists discover new methods to find soul. Mates new study proves enhanced sexual chemistry for couples where the females next side fits precisely the male's grip size.

Okay, wait a second did it be the reverse way around. Who wrote this article, a man? I got any more fries, i think we're we got any more fries, get that neck cow. Oh, my gosh. Does it fit? No, it's too big.

Are you serious, thank god, mine fits though it's really perfectly. When girls enter my room for the first time. Hello greetings. Come on come on come on.

Look at my lego. What is this random caption at the top? Well, that's the wrong sound for a tie fighter, it's more like! Ah, do you want to see my dinosaur uh? What are you doing? This is the way she is. The one you're telling me girls, don't like legos and star wars. Sorry, if a guy had a captain, america shield and lightsaber learn my greetings.

I'd be like we're. Gon na have fun fellas new life hack. To stop your eso from shopping. I mean that's not just going to stop your girlfriend from shopping.

It's going to stop your girlfriend from marrying you. How often do you sleep with my daughter, probably once a week, god i'm getting laid more than you that's good to know yikes! Oh, that's! So awkward he's like i don't wan na think of my mother-in-law getting bopped. You can tell he kind of feels a little bad about that he's like yeah. I wish i got more too.

Can you please convince your daughter pokemon, go app, swiping, finding monsters in your area, tinder, amp, swiping, finding monsters in your area, but monsters who say that you're cute and then creep on you and then try to get in your dms and then in your panties. I think he's talking about like the really ugly woman since he's supposed to buy a guy. I think, at least according to this gig of chad, cat girl left my wallet in the car to see if my fiance would pay. I forgot my wallet.

Oh really yeah. I got something: oh, i can't believe you're actually going to pay. I saw you, we left you why in the car, so i got it for you. Oh thank you.

Yeah yeah, i was gon na, be like oh, my god. This woman is is an angel. I was wrong, i don't do this yeah. She needs spots to me when i leave my wallet.

She doesn't go and find the wallet for me, although i do give you for losing your wallet, because i'm like wait, he's don't embarrass the guy by telling him his fly is open, be a strong, confident, woman walk over and zip it up for him. No, can you imagine if a man went up to a woman and zipped up her flying? Oh ho, ho here's the thing. I don't do it for a guy, because i'm afraid i might pinch it would pinch if his dick were hanging out even if it weren't check if his dick is hanging out genie. That's how you check if it's going to pinch or not, and if it is hanging out, don't do it? What if it's not hanging out, but it's bulging a little so when i zip it it like clips.

Okay, if you see a bulge, i recommend just staying away at that point when her thighs catch you off guard that every praise is to our god, every praise. What is to our god holly, wait what wait their church! He said that every you could have just said something like hallelujah. At least that would be a little more in line with the church brother he's a god damn. What are you doing? Let's do throughout his religion, just like that every person ideology with a split second.

Do not speak bad about yourself, the warrior within hears your words and is lessened by them. Maybe i have a warrior within, but he doesn't believe those words right warrior. I need a translation for this, so i think they're they're playing a game she's trying to see how fast you can get through it. Oh nice, maybe you kind of suck screaming, does not make it faster, yeah, okay, she's, the worst.

I never knew. These japanese game shows could be so entertaining because i don't give up the samurai inside of you refuses. No, i don't think that's gon na work. I don't think it's gon na make it yeah, but the point is that it's not possible.

That's what makes this show so amazing soft, but i have soft butt i have so medical doctors see the entertainment is the fact that we all know that it's not possible. Why do they all assume the same position? I don't know, and so now we get to watch them. Try this forever. Oh, that's! So sad! She couldn't do it.

Let's give that one more time, one more try! I don't think anyone can come on. You can do it. You want to try this challenge out. Do you want me to get get uh? No, it's our sure yeah.

We can make a video about this too. I'm okay, henry! Let's do this challenge with just a lot of like muscular men see if they can fit their ass. I want them to just very like and then when they sit on it, pops and they're, just like alright, that's it for subtle asian, dating make sure to smash like on this video for a new puppy for iron. If you think ein is cute wow, that's really unfair! Huh! Yes, because i'm gon na ask that question every video and you guys have to do it.

Alright. Thank you. So much for watching we'll see you guys next time. Peace.

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