Meow wow meow today we're doing meow. I think it's supposed to be like relatable tweets or relatable memes stuff that you're like. Oh, my god me too. Just once.

I want the opportunity to dramatically swipe everything off a table to make room for a giant map that i'll use to explain the plan. My keyboard weighs like 50 pounds and also my mouse pad is uh taped onto the table. Also, you have an alarmingly lack of goblets and silverware. Also i'm incredibly weak.

I haven't been to the gymnasium. I could beat you in push-ups ready ready a few moments later. Why do i even have a personal trainer? That's because i'm a man i cancelled you've got cancer literally me all day versus me at 3am. When i hit the bed i'm out, is it because you're not actually tired, like maybe you're, just tired of life, so you think you're, sleepy, yes, but you're.

Just sleepy of life: yes, how do y'all walk in shallow water? Wait? I feel attacked in this photo. Isn't that what everyone does? I thought i was like the weirdest, the only way to walk okay, okay. I thought i was weird yeah. How do you walk in shallow water? Okay, i don't do that.

That's the chad way of moving in shallow water, that is very chad. My friend got a degree in egyptology, but can't get a job so he's paying more money to get a phd. So he can work teaching other people egyptology in his case college is literally a pyramid scheme. What kind of a job are you supposed to get with? Egyptology, there's always like pharaoh, mummy tomb exploration, that's probably what he thought he was going to be doing.

He thought he was going to be like indiana jones, like going through the temples in reality, you're just teaching other people egyptology, not one tomb - was rated computer, save this image as 660649f1e5c84d7c30 dot png yeah. This is henry. This is henry two at two, i'm like. Why don't you ever name your stuff and he's like i wan na save this one is bmu g11.

What are all these chrome things you've saved henry, i don't know who saves html documents. Do you want to open one of them? Okay, please don't be porn. Oh, it's it's a skyrim picture. Why i love skyrim.

My annoying little cousin is bragging about how he sleeps in a race car bed. Whatever you little idiot, i sleep in a real car. Take that little timmy sleeping in a car is very uncomfortable. Very i've tried many times every position.

One of my favorite very specific image genres is cats that look completely unprepared for the realities of parenthood, but okay cats don't even have parenthood. Their job is just give birth and give them milk. For a couple weeks then, you're out, like i don't give a about you kid in fact, their baby seems to be given away to floss. So the cat's like: that's, not my problem, no more actually do they do they even care, because you could just take their baby and leave why the don't toasters have a window.

So you could see how toasted your bread is. An oven has a window, so you could see your cookies bake. How come a toaster doesn't have a window because i'm pretty sure they do something to make the the window like heat proof, so it doesn't get too hot, whereas they can't do that with a toaster. Oh there's one here: oh there is a clear, so what you said was alive.

It's fifty dollars, though iron, but also you can kind of just like pee into the slit. Again i appear into the slit and it looks like it's fine, i'm pretty active it's black. I feel, like i'm, a pretty good appearance of the slit and getting good judgment. We do not have wi-fi talk to each other and pretend it's 1995.

prices better, be looking like 1995 as well, since we are pretending, what does wi-fi stand for wireless internet good? Try! What drugs were legal in 1995? What it's interesting, growing up and learning that most adults are not smart. I had my suspicions as a kid, but i didn't think the situation was this dire yeah. I think it's more so i learned this because i'm like i'm not very smart but i'm an adult. Oh did you have your suspicions yeah.

I think the easiest way is just go on twitter and look at the takes that people are taking. Oh and then you realize people are not that smart. What's the dumbest thing you did as a kid wished. I was an adult try to warn you feel like i'm the only one that like likes being an adult, because you can still be a kid as an adult, but now like no one can tell you you're not allowed to.

I get to watch as many episodes of anime as i want, and my mother will never complain. I can play video games all day if i wanted to sure i might lose everything and my career might falter and i lose my home, but i have the option now. I think a lot of folks assume they are hated for their sexuality, race, gender, when in reality they are just unlikable yeah i mean there are always those people that are gon na blame like everything else but themselves. I like to blame everything on myself.

I don't know sometimes i do feel like i'm hated for being a woman, but i like you because you're a woman, you don't think i'm funny, because i'm a woman, though i think you're funny my cousin texting this girl. Apparently she on punishment. So she got no phone, my cousin created google doc and they talked by editing the doc. I like that guy, what a keeper, not only is he dedicated.

He also knows how to think outside the box. Those are entrepreneurial characteristics. He's he's going to do great things. My dad with a fish - ah my dad was me - i mean but like what's more exciting, though it's got a fish, it's a fish, you're, just a real raw animal that i caught with my bare hands.

It's a real life daughter. You bore, you know, there's there's something about like capturing something with your own hands and eating it for men, not that i wouldn't be happy for my daughter's 23rd birthday or anything i really great great job honey, but at times a ticket man - oh my god, you Sexist pig, why did you say time's ticking? You only have two years left until you're old man says his threat to blow up a bathroom had nothing to do with the bomb. No man, you don't understand, i was gon na go, have explosive diarrhea. Don't people say that, as a phrase blown up bathroom is completely legal people? Do it all the time? Do it to my own bathroom, occasionally yeah.

My conspiracy theory is that time travel is real and someone keeps trying to fix 2020 by changing something, but every time they do, they unwittingly make it worse. How else do you explain the sudden disappearance of murder hornets? They saved us from those, but at what cost? Oh yeah, whatever happened to the murder, hornets they're gone sex trap may be keyed what what how to make irresistible mortar hornet traps using sex. What is going on, i think they're toys. No, it's just huge dude, that's unreal! I would do absolutely anything to get eight hours of sleep, except for going to bed.

Eight hours before i need to wake up. Just go to bed is tough. You know too many like video games too many movies too. Many shows disconnect put your phone down cuddle.

Like a doll, in your hand, that way your hands are occupied and then just go to bed. So i'm pumping gas and all i hear is god damn then another man says yeah man. I said the same thing and i'm acting like. I don't hear neither one gas four dollar a gallon and you think they were talking about you.

Where is gas for four dollars a gallon yeah? Isn't it like six dollars a gallon? No, where can we get that four dollars? A gallon sir, this woman and their egos men coming on twitter bragging about people talking about their ass, not everything's about you. Ladies, look men only care about one thing and that's gas prices, which turns me into a frog now suffer me chilling on a leaf which wait me experiencing happiness for the first time in my life, which wait. No, yes, it seems like it'd, be nice being an animal just like empty head. No thoughts just enjoy life, be in nature.

Don't have to worry about anything except for everything that wants to eat you. You just sit there like woke up genie. You have 17 wishes me. Is there normally three yeah but vaguely gestures to me a lot of issues here, i'll take it.

I don't care what you say about me. I'll take 17 wishes. Yeah. Are you kidding me? You can think i am the trash of human race as long as i get more wishes.

Cashier checks, my id in half a second me that was fast yeah. I saw the 19. me what yup? What do you mean anyone born in the 19? Ah, people born in the year 2000 are 22. Now people born in 2002 can step into a bar people in movies, leaning their head on the bus window.

When you do it so see my dumb like high school self thought, maybe i just need to smush harder and i'll stop. You got to put something on the window and then you still bomb, but it's soft, so it like bonks a little more tenderly. But it's still bunk being new at a job is so embarrassing for no reason someone said it feels like you're a new character on season five of a show, rather than it being embarrassing. I feel like it's a good um excuse, because if you mess up then you can say: oh i'm just new at the job.

If someone who's been at the job for 10 years messes up, then there's no excuse on him. So sad i wish i could relate to all these. You never had a job, no, not even part-time internship. I didn't do anything just played skype.

Sorry, emily! I sat on my bed in a towel for 45 minutes staring at the wall. Oh that's me i'll, see. Jeannie in the bedroom and she'll be like, oh i'm just you know sitting here for like five minutes and then only get up and i'm like all right and then i come back an hour later and she's still just sitting there doing absolutely nothing. I'm like what happened to five minutes.

She was like no, no five minutes more and then i go downstairs come back like two hours later and she's still just sitting there doing nothing just sitting there. Why do you keep coming back? Why do you do this? To me, why just leave me alone? What are you doing? Stop checking up on me? I usually can't just indulge in those without someone checking up on me constantly okay, but you always come back and you're like so honey. Has it been five minutes yet? One of my first thoughts upon waking this morning was, i feel like, and i want to die except it was in the cadence of i like, but i cannot lie so it was funny and then i was delighted. Why is my brain like this? I didn't tell to do any of that.

I feel like this is genie like every other minute yeah i feel like, and i want to die you other brothers when you're sick on saturday and sunday, but then you suddenly feel fine on monday. Thomas had never seen such before. You know what's weird is that this is usually for when you're, young and you're in school right, but then, as an adult, if i get sick saturday sunday, i'm like oh thank god, because then i can like get back to work properly on monday. Well, that's because you like your job yeah, wait.

You take mondays off. Why do people named deborah always go by deb and kanye is just asking the real questions out here all bow down to kanye. We thought it was our ability to love that made us human, but it turns out it was actually our ability to select each image containing. That's very true everyone's talking about like how advanced, ai and technology has gotten how they're going to take over the world.

These guys came in select the boat, okay, what is boat? I don't know when your friend farted inside the car and you're trying to get fresh air or your friend, just like dutch ovens, you just like rolls up the window touch oven like where you make people inhale your fart. What what have you been dutch oven? You know i did have a dream that i got chloroformed and then all of chad said henry probably touched up and chew cause like. Why would i suddenly feel like i can't breathe and then, like i'm dying, it might because you put the blanket over your head? Does my fart smell like chloroform to you? Well, maybe in that dream, yeah, okay, yeah! I just put my ass in your face. Alright, that's it for me, irl make sure to leave like if you want genie to dutch oven you what wow, what an exciting prospect! What leave a like, if you want henry to dutch oven, leave a like if you just don't want to get dutch oven that too all right! Thank you.

So much for watching we'll see you next time, peace! Thank you! So much.