Oh today, we are doing some tick-tock cringe the place where you don't actually cringe at all. Actually we're doing that. Okay, no see he didn't jump. It doesn't count yeah, it's a really interesting tick.

Tock, maybe because he's in the middle of nowhere is cats really disciplined. Sorry, yeah yeah god damn my mind, was somewhere else. No, that's a cat dog! That's a cat! Guessing the word. What color it could be different colors.

Is it in our room right now? Yes, is it soft or hard? Typically, soft, oh yeah, that's a penis for sure. That's 100 penis, no, no or you're supposed to wash it every day. Yup. Definitely penis! I feel like every day.

Yeah he's not gon na get it. Yes, yes, yes, it gets touched multiple times, although he's not that innocent. Finally, oh my god wait. This proves something right.

Boobs are not always on a man's mind, every seven seconds. Of course, not how dog breeds react to robbers. Doberman robert call the retriever sup bro hi. What are you doing? Um robbing you? Oh cool, yeah i'll, show you where she keeps your jewelry, that's so cute because go there is like who that means.

I got ta be good boy, yeah, golden retrievers ain't gon na. Do for you husky! Oh huskies are kind of scary. No, they just go wow, jeremy shepard! Oh, so it's that kind of night huh. Isn't this going to be yeah they're going to be super hyper like let's go getting a cat instead max always wanting a dog? So he could teach her tricks wow, who the needs a dog right.

You can do everything. Damn i mean. Cats are smart, but can he love you like a dog? Does no, the cat will feel like the instant you refuse to give treats he's like you're disgusting. The kraken - oh, that is kind of scary.

What the straight of the kraken wait: okay, so now holy crap. Now this makes it seem like the kraken's, just like a place inside the lacroix factory, henry's favorite, drink of all time. I snuck into the lacroix factory, and this is what i saw using some strawberry essence on the outside one stem of an orange, the essence and air of a pineapple yeah, there's no real fruit in in lacroix, it's all fake, but i'm okay with that. That's enough! That's it just just being around just getting a call from a lime.

That's just the subtlest flavor. This is one of the coolest smells. No that's why it's good, though, because it barely tastes like just drink water. It tastes more like a laundry with a little bit of extra sparkling water.

That's why people we're looking for a water substitute that has some hint a little bit of essence might have been next to a pineapple, no pineapple in it next to a pineapple. That's what we're looking for the moment you realize you're going to be exactly like your dad all right, you guys how about everything? What is he gon na say? What do you think he says how was everything yeah, hi everything i'm dead? Ah, can't you tell i hated it what oh, because you finished the whole thing, so it's it's like it's like a joke like can't you tell i hated it. I i don't you're, not gon na be like the tomato sauce was absolutely divine. Whatever you put it was you know, or maybe some people do.

I don't know that has some hint a little bit of essence, surprising. Your sister, my sister, has no idea. We have four tickets to billy eilish tomorrow. My sis had cancer twice and billy sent her a personal video while she was in the hospital, so i got a poster made literally bill's biggest fan.

Oh my god. The surprise should be a little poster. She saw and she noticed. Oh, she keeps looking at it too and she oh, i thought she got.

Oh damn it. Ah, that is super sweet. What a great sister when you introduce your friend to the gym? Oh, no, oh, okay, take some pre-workouts sprinkle it the chalk, embrace the gym! Chalk! More pre-workout, it's choking what a get up beautiful, gym ass, welcome my child yeah. I thought he like literally came out of that like oh, no, my back doesn't work anymore, surprising, your grandmother with her best friend on her 90th birthday.

Is this shake taker? Did she recognize her? No immediately, it's crazy how many like old people like have lost touch with their best friends, and it means that much to see them again, dude. I i think nothing gets me more than when grandmas go like. Do you think that that'll be you when you're old? I don't know when you see them, it's like my friends, you know no, but it's like it seems like it's inevitable. Once you get older because you start your family and i start my family and then everyone dies movies versus reality, brushing your teeth in movies, brushing your chest.

In reality, people suck off toothbrushes and movies. Look at you! You are beautiful! Oh wow! Look at you! Okay! What is he doing to that toothbrush tomorrow? You got ta bring my mom to the podiatrist tomorrow podiatrist, let's have sex tonight, hot people sex where we stand up the whole time, but only two feet could be touching the ground really tonight. After all the cheese we had, okay, that's all the cheese. We had be right there all done.

Let's do this, who the does this? It's just, i don't let it get it outside of my mouth i mean but come on. I try my best to like keep the toothpaste within my mouth, who the does. This is just i don't let it get it outside of my mouth. It happens like occasionally, but then, like i suck it right back.

You know, and it's like right back in you're, right honey. I want. I want the romantic movie. I want this.

Guy first is henry with a dog primal brow line bro. So this is what a raised brow line. Does it kind of blocks your eyes from the sun without actually needing sunglasses? So what have a primal brow line when it's noon and the sun is directly above my head? I don't need to wear sunglasses. That's why i'm an alpha primal! Male! Don't up your circade! I am sick of this app dude.

What are you taught? That's like something a fourth grader would be like spoken like a true non-alpha primal. No, this guy's right. If i walk down, i guarantee you my eyes get blasted by the sun because i don't have like the i don't i don't know, but the thing is you know that primal brow line, i always thought they look more frankenstein like they remind me of like cavemen They're the flags yes kind of sticky. Yes, where the nose are also like a monkey monkey.

Do i have a primal bowel line? No, do i have one? No, don't worry, that's my genetics. Don't worry! Here's! My genetics, no sun! Getting in there get back yeah here. I'm small eyes no sun's getting in there anyways you hobbies. How many girls do you know actually have hobbies.

I'm glad you asked, because i have many. My first one is eating. Then my next one's putting in a ponytail, my third one is going, and my fourth one is that is a take that is going to get you cancelled. I know many women without a hobby and they flat out have told me: i don't have a hobby and they're concerned that they can't seem to find a hobby, and so i'm like, oh, oh, no girls have hobbies plants, baking, yeah eating desserts, no, not eating baking.

No, a lot of them, don't even bake. They just eat dog attacks me on my property. Okay, excuse me: who are you? Do you live here? I do live here. You can't park here.

Yes, i can park my truck here. Okay, move! Are you blocking me? Where are you coming from? This? Is the cutest kid i've ever seen. Permit a permit, i'm not showing your apartment, because this is my house bye, don't stop following me. Leave me alone.

Oh, if i had the magical ability of turning cairns into dogs. I'd be like. Oh come here with your boy, you wan na see your boy cannons would be a lot more acceptable if they look like this for sure not gon na lie. They sounded like that.

The voice is very exciting. Drivers today are so distracted by technology me in the 90s. Oh yeah, those things yeah poppy and cds are so dangerous. Oh, my god he's a map - quiz printout yeah.

I remember that too yeah. If anything, technology has made it easier to focus on the road right. You ever like burn cds to make like playlists. Oh all, the time spotify you can make your own playlist.

So back in the day, if you want a playlist, you have to like burn that, like in the order that you wanted on a cd. So i get the songs from limewire and then i'd burn them into so uh. Can i please have this one? Actually, let me show you some real tic toc cringe party balloons i'll. Do you one better? Let me bring the shake weight over here.

A few moments later sorry, this song is a little bopping for me seems like the ultimate tool to get people to like what are you doing, ladies you're sleeping on this you're sleeping on a lot of this action? Oh, my god! Why are you so good at that you're relaxed all right? That's it for the tick. Tock cringe make sure to smash like for genie's, incredible skill, with the shake weight for some reason, yeah. It makes me frustrated when i watched you do it. Oh my god.

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