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Like ha world war, three isn't gon na happen, but the sun comes out at 9, 00 pm and you're, just like yeah to everybody, saying why isn't the un doing anything? These are basically their only options, start a world war or sacrifice the whole country. Ah, yes, world politics, you know, i would think country like your own national politics, hard business world politics like oh, my god, they don't even speak english either. You sound like such that one dude at nasa, after realizing that 77 plus 33, isn't 100. No, no! That's! Why it must really suck at nasa? Because you cannot make a single mistake.

That's why i'm not an engineer anymore jenny! That's why i do youtube where i make all kinds of mistakes, because henry is henry's mentality is like. I got. Ta kill 900 rockets to get one right and that's fine. I can't believe he didn't cry during titanic.

Do men even have feelings? We can hear the bombs now? I think this is goodbye godspeed. My friend it was fun meme and gaming with you. This is farewell. Who's, who is marco, his friend his discord friend, maybe who was in ukraine? Well, i'm glad that before he he gone, he was able to express maybe the most important thing about his life, which was memeing and gaming.

That stuff lives on forever. Marco is back yay marco's alive. Let the mimi and gaming continue pasta when you forget to stir it for 30 seconds. I will refuse to let go of my brethren and there is no fork or spoon or spatula.

That can make me i feel, like i never get this. Oh. This is only when you use like barilla pasta, henry, what a weird slice, weird ass flex here, you're going to get a better pasta dude! This only happens to brilla, i swear to god, see either the pot is too small or the pasta quality is too low or they don't salt their water beforehand. Oh my god, someone said barilla, then probably i just have to use a different pot.

I buy the stain that most people got, so i don't know why it happened. I used gorillas as well. It's because you're buying gorilla, guys shut up, don't go for the the cha-cha right. What is it called the cha-cha pasta yeah get this.
I don't think this will stick as much and it's it's maybe like a dollar. More won't, won't like break the bank or anything leave me and barilla alone. You leave marilla. Are you also using prego on that brilliant shut? The up? No, no henry here comes elitist.

Henry yeah huge, elitist enemy, adidas suspense tracks, your shipments to russia. We did it boys wars, no more. They have no choice but to surrender now ginny. Isn't it like something like 90 percent of their population wears this stuff yeah? They can't go, go on like this.

They can't live nude, really that's what stops them yeah. No! Actually it's! They probably have like a like millions of units of this already in russia yeah. They could just survive off of that for a lifetime honestly toddlers when they find the most toxic, corrosive substance in the cleaning board time to choke that up and make moms regret. Having me do you want to see some more pictures of our puppy by the way? Yes, please, that's not my puppy, that's a oh! What monster wait so, which one they're learning to socialize it's one of them! God wait! Wait! Scroll up scroll up, learn to walk the stairs and socialization.

Everyone did great! I'm sorry, but this dog looks like it wants to murder the out of this. Those like stupid puppies that didn't know how to walk stairs. Our puppers won't be like that he'll be too smart. Well, that's just cause he's fat.

Oh no! He's stuck! Oh! Oh! It's not going to be like ours holy okay, wait at the end. It sounded like a pig i mean it's cute, but it's also the saddest thing. I've ever seen. It's got a depth of like three inches.

You can't even clear jesus, no fluffiest stumble boys of all time. Do you think that's what i looked like when when she was learning how to climb stairs? Probably you know they walk, oh you're, so uncoordinated, oh, my god they suck henry he's gon na make it. Oh damn it here they come here they come. Can they do it? Oh, oh, oh, oh! Oh they all! Oh, that guy made it smart.

Google hamsters live on average for three years twelve-year-old me with a pet hamster who's. Nine years old. I don't think that's a hamster. Didn't your hamster also die too yeah really quickly.

How old? How long did your hamster survive genie a little over a year? That's it holy. That's brutal dude. He barely made it past his teen years before he killed him. I didn't kill him.

Oh yeah, i mean sorry, sir, before you before you allowed him to pass from happiness you're just trying to make him happy. You fed him a lot of food. What if he didn't die what if he wasn't dead? Oh my god! What if he wasn't dead and we buried him cause? We thought he was asleep. No because you you, you fed him a lot of food and he died really happy right.

What if he was just sleeping? No because then he would have woke up when you poked him right. Just food come on literally literally. I think anyone would be happy to have you as an owner right. They die early if they happy as an owner, but they lived the best one year of them.
It's the greatest one year anyone's ever experienced yeah. So apparently his hamster got replaced twice. That's why it's it's a fur change color twice! Well, that's kind of cute, like their parents cared about him, let's, let's not let the dream die and that's how you avoid the trauma that genie felt russia recognizing taiwan in a list of unfriendly countries, china, china's like how dare you thought we were friends. I thought we were on the same page.

I thought we both loved war crimes, china, don't you mean west taiwan, i've never heard of that before yeah russia done up china not coming to the rescue in the near future. Me watching the world tension skyrocket on my shrek tv there's a shrek tv, and where can i get one, the remote is shrek 2.. What's the resolution on that baby? Good enough, i feel, like it kind of like lessens the severity and the impact of all the bad news that you get russia after three months of no facebook, tick, tock, mcdonald's, coke and, oh, my god. What a fresh ascends, because, like they don't have any of that that holds us down right.

I don't like to think mcdonald's holds me down, even though i know it does, but damn it technically. Our society would be a lot more. You know yeah, i know conducive to work and progress. Maybe we're actually saving them.

Oh me, on my way to take a five hour gaming break after writing, the title of my homework: no, no! No, because here's the thing the title will write the essay out itself. So it's fine, you pretty much finished it you're, setting up the groundwork for what you have to do later. So you deserve a break for at least setting it up and so you're almost like a solid fifty percent of the way. Through i mean what does an essay really consist of right, a title and the rest of it as fifty percent yeah me after entering the empty break room and realizing, i get to be alone, what break room at work? Break room at work? Oh never been to work before yeah.

I don't know what that is yeah. I guess it's interesting, because if you go to work, you have a break room someone's there you have to socialize. Would it at least be like a break from the norm of you being alone in your room like or sorry in your cubicle doing, your you know excel worksheets? What, if it's a break room from customer service? Probably tired of people at that point yeah when you click on the reload button, the exact moment, the page loaded i mean, can you press the cancel button? Do i dare don't no henry, not on this page, not on this page on another page? Are you refreshed right, right, they're done cancelled, see nothing changed. Ah russian-american astronauts on the international space station marveling at how it is possible to see vladimir zelinski's obama's from space.
You guys really like balls. Don't you i mean balls are the ultimate symbol of fortitude, perseverance and determination. No, because the dick doesn't hold the semen, it only ejects it from the balls, but where does the semen get held genie? Okay, youtube! This is an educational statement. That's what he's saying it for that's really all that matters words help comedians children after watching their old stand-up sets where they joke about how much they hate their stupid, dumb, kids, father, why have you forsaken me? I'm pretty sure they know and they can tell their kids that it's a joke, yeah, it's it's a joke.

Little timmy yeah! I don't wish you never existed dude. I hope my kids, like don't, watch these videos where i say how much i hate. Kids still understand that everything i say on here was just a joke. I hate kids until i had you and then i realized how much i loved kids, because you were special, you changed my whole world.

That's a lie. We have the gas station filling up with eight other things. Facial expressions are just too good see. This man is having a panic attack in front of a camera.

You're laughing you laughed too. It's it's pretty funny yeah! It's really good he's more like i can't do it. I can't get in my wallet. How far are you gon na push me when you finally get up at 2pm and your relatives that are visiting get to see a glimpse of you? Yeah? Yes, yes, good job! Good job, i'm so proud of you, the only wow this is like.

Strangely relatable like i thought i was the only one that like got up at 2pm and then it was like. Oh finally, he shows his face why commercials are coming to the biggest streamers higher subscription rates for some ads for everyone else. It's like i'm just gon na shove it into the bush, and here i come pirate bay good old days of pirate bay. I mean never been on it jess i saw like uh netflix raised my bill to like 20.

Now. Are you serious? It's 20 bucks yeah. It's already got it's like twice the amount i started with they like hook, everybody up. While the price is super cheap and then they jack out, the price increase the amount of ads.

But at that point we're all like suckling on their teats. That, like we, don't even have the balls to cancel anymore. But maybe it's time maybe it's time to go back to suckling the pirate base teats it's still around and yeah, it's still possible. I might get viruses, but it's a small sacrifice.

Meanwhile, germany, with their extra 100 billion defense budget, i guess we should put beer on the the cannons. No, it's to test the oh they're gon na the stability of. If you aim for a target, no matter how much the tank moves, the target will go down, or maybe they're like delivering that to somebody. That's how ukrainian farmers get by me and a family gathering.

Listening to my uncle telling me about how he wiped my ass, when i was a baby he's just like yeah, yeah, yeah sure i'm gon na be honest. I was thinking this too. You know yeah, you know my uncle did some other stuff too. I mean isn't that, like the meme, i mean someday, you're gon na be an uncle yeah.
I ain't gon na trust, myself genie your uncle's been known to do some things. You're gon na be an uncle yeah. I know keep me away from the kids to me. Honey, i'm really just terrified of instincts they're, just gon na start kicking in you know what are the uncle instincts to touch kids like their asses to wipe them when they poop the 12 year old me after finding out that turning on the car ceiling light at Night is, in fact not illegal.

I heard it is 20. I mean according to every single dad in the world, it is illegal, yeah, yeah, it's like, instead of like an old wives tale, it's like it's like an old dad's tale. We're going to settle this once again, you don't believe our dank memes genie according to a thorough search of state laws on vehicle lighting and research, there is no law in the books of washington's that says, that's washington, it isn't illegal, so it's not illegal, but it Can make it hard to see and can lead to accidents? You told me it was illegal. No, i didn't say that that was your dad.

Why would they put the lights in your car? If it's illegal wait, then this one said it is illegal cited for distractive driving. They said it's illegal if you're like perusing something with the light on. Oh okay, restaurants, we use our secret sauce to make our food more delicious. What's really going on in the kitchen.

I don't want that sauce. I want maple syrup, i don't care if it's more delicious, i just want good old aunt jemima, please vigorous eating intensifies. What well i mean according to the internet. This is like the nectar of the gods right well, yeah.

According to an era, i thought any bodily food is the nectar of the gods. As far as it concerns people on the internet, all right, that's it for um, dank memes, make sure to smash like if you think our puppy is cute and uh. Thank you. So much for watching we'll see you guys next time, peace.

I think it's a response.

14 thoughts on “Only the most degenerate will be able to withstand these memes”
  1. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Adam W says:

    Aunt Jemima… Good ol' fashioned maple syrup… WTF? How dare you insult Canada like that!

  2. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars tomas 5059 says:

    you can watch evryfink for free if want its so easy..and its not so funny when you live near russia

  3. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars DonKx says:

    I know it's for the "memes" but that thumbnail is enormously disgusting… Change it, please 🤮

  4. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Syaf R says:

    Sooo, gross fact. That last image is sorta a thing in parts of southeast asia. Its usually considered a black magic thing where the woman would mix her, um, secret sauce in rice so that whoever eats it will fall madly in love with them. So men are told to be careful accepting packed lunch from strangers 😂

  5. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Quetzalcoatl says:

    No Fun Facts today, just a Tip for new dog owners: Start setting rules/boundaries for your dog as soon as they come into your house, and if they aren't trained when you bring them in, train them as soon as possible. They are most receptive within the first six months of living in a new home.

  6. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars SideQuest says:

    I just found out moomins are like half anime, so they're actually kind of cool and not just some junk or something

  7. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars DemTacs says:

    Your puppy isn't cute. It's friggin adorbs!
    Also, some people are having their bright & shiny frontal flashlights on whilst parked and searching through their carinterior. Mulletflicker, turn on that interiorlight and shut down your frontals. You're blinding pedestrians and other vehicles with that kind of behaviour.

  8. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Memo Jo says:

    Man, The duality of standards of the western world is unbelievable.
    What Russia is doing to Ukraine right now is the same exact thing the US doing in Iraq and Syria, trying to split a country for it's own benefit , but unfortunately nobody cares, and the media always ready with the excuses.

    Don't ever think that the US is better than Russia when it comes to this kind of acts, All of them are monsters, but the monster with the biggest light in their hand puts the other monsters in the spot light if he wants.

    Fuck_WAR

  9. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Đằng Phạm says:

    Ma man Henry sure loves to bring up the hamster story and wack it like a wet sock to his girl face huh.

  10. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars pankinyek says:

    Ok..errm.. I don't want to be rude but is she a little unhinged?(*hamster pet bit) like WTF?

  11. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars part crazy gamer says:

    it's ok to laugh but mum was vacuuming the cage and squiggles couldn't run fast enough

  12. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Joseph CroenianGamer says:

    i cancelled netflix, fuck them.
    they are trying a new milking strategy in my country btw

  13. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Ed Wolfram says:

    My wife and I just had a wtf moment over pasta. Been together over 25 years have had spaghetti night weekly for most of them. I cook and don't just mail it in mushrooms, peppers, onions, and "doctored" sauce. She says randomly can we quit having spaghetti night it's poor people food. My adult kids and I have been roasting her almost daily since. "Diet Coke, poor's soda" ect.

  14. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars jt 47 says:

    i wouldn't look up to zelensky to much. give the credit to the UA, thems balls dwarf everest and their ocean of spunk will drown the tracksuit mafia.

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