Genie it's time to do some thinks i hate it. This genie vigorously speeds up her rubik's cube solving, because my anxiety is increasing to over 9 000. teacher. What item was sold most during the 1800s correct? I mean he's not wrong.

Oh, but that's that's, item they're, not items, they were considered property. So is that an item this is my private property. It's now mine. You are stealing.

It has come to my attention that some of you don't know. My english teacher in high school was my own father on the first day of classes. He said i want you all to know, i'm only sleeping with one of your mothers. This is my villain origin story.

It's not fair, though, to have a parent as a teacher, because if you don't know the answers you can literally go to her. Is that, like a conflict of interest, yeah and also like when she or he's making an exam and you're like hey mom, i need help. Wouldn't you subconsciously give the answers thanks. I hate this tic-toc filter.

Oh, oh, that's a hangar! You are correct. It is a hagrid, even indeed she became a hag raven. What if, instead of drops rain, fell all at once like a two inch thick sheet of water, just goes slap and then it's sunny again fun fact. This is what would happen if there was no air resistance and it would actually come down too fast.

It would kill us. Oh yeah cause you get crushed. We could have like some alarms until you like get inside. Wouldn't it crush houses, though there would be a lot of damage, i'm sure we'd be able to design something that just like encapsulates the earth you know, so it hits that first henry science.

This isn't what i expected when i bought the tickets disney on ice. Oh, my gosh not gon na lie. I would see this my new favorite photoshop genre, horror, movie screams, but with steaming hot pizza, i like it screaming hot pizza, is pretty terrifying. No that's good! This is what i did at the new york pizza yeah.

You burned your entire mouth. Your skin starts like falling off because it was so hot and you're like this when you're a pizza spice honestly, it is why new york pizza is the best hot pizza is the best. I saw you eat and you were like mcdonald's sprite. Is that powerful? Because they milk it straight from the creature, what creature, oh god, it has lemons and limes growing from its back.

Oh, what is wrong with its face? I mean hey if it still tastes like sprite and it is sprite, you know, would you drink it? If you literally saw it come from this monstrous tea, would you drink it if it's still straight right, but no, it is, but would you drink it sure, but it tasted better because it was fresh from the teeth. I'm good. I don't need it thanks. I hate thick chewbacca, so it's a lego statue, oh chewbacca, who is chewbacca's thick ass chewbacca is a guy, not a woman.

How disturbing this man sees a lego ass of a fictional bipedal animal and his first thought is bro. I'm not gay. What the are women? The only ones allowed to have like nice asses, no, not at all funny men have nice asses like the newest ass, you found of the sealy yeah, the newest tennis ass. You quite enjoy.

Okay, there you go. Okay, all right got a little bit of ass there. I don't know if that's his ass though, but we can always count on team's ass. We can always count that thanks.

I hate clash of clans. I call it the goblin party cannon wait what hold on a second. Did you just look at his lips? This dude just licked his lips. He wanted to go down that sweet, sweet brown hole henry and just slobber it up.

You say yes daddy. This is the day i was waiting for. Oh, my god, what the i see his eyes, you roll back a little as he gets into there. Oh he.

I rescued this dog from a disgusting zoo file. There that's a poor dog while i can't even consent. Stop. Assuming that i didn't consent.

You can't understand my words: anyways grrr. My partner knows me, though, and understands my body, language just leave us alone. We were happy. I miss my love.

I want to go home see the poor dog is, is even crying. It must be 12 times badly. Okay, is this a comic advocating for bestiality yeah? No, this is the first actual like things that he did. How the would you know if that's what what a dog would say that sounds like this comic is awfully defensive, you're, putting a lot of words disturbing.

It's a dog. I don't think that's what they're thinking about right thanks, i hate old school cartoons. Why is everyone killing themselves in old school cartoons? I totally forgot. This is even a thing holy crap.

There was nothing for the scarlet popper nickel to do but blow his brains out which he is, and then she doesn't blow his brains out. Damn used to wise when i was five, that's hilarious! What is this normalization of suicide jimmy? Oh, these writers lived through the great depression where suicide was rampant. That experience probably influenced them greatly. I feel like suicide was like.

It only became taboo in like the last like decade or so, like. I remember. People used to like joke about killing themselves. Like all the time i feel like some people still do, yeah it's okay to joke kevin, i'm dying! Please stop beatboxing, but he's just practicing for his upcoming competition.

Can't you understand, look, you might be dying, but kevin got to live and kevin gon na live to fight and participate and beat boxing competitions yeah. Actually, that's the future, like you yeah, so stop being a debbie downer and support him. Will you tw suicide fun? Fact, suicide rates are higher in men and the conclusions that men are under more mental pressures are a myth. Suicide attempts are higher in women.

Suicide successes are higher in men. Men choose more violent ways to attempt women care about those who find them. I wasn't aware it was a competition. Doesn't this just prove that men are better because we're more successful at everything, including, oh, is that the wrong answer i mean yeah? Why is this a competition? What is wrong when someone tells you that you look like an angel? What what is that an angel? It looks like a vagina monster.

What that mouth, dude don't put your so i am right. That is a that is a vagina like if she came up to most men and offered. You know well some something like that. It would probably still be thanks: hey realistic, pac-man does pac-man need braces or something what's wrong with his teeth.

Oh god. This is too much. Oh god! Oh no! Oh! Why would you make something like this? Why is it like the more wrinkles and the more gum there is like the more terrifying it is, but the teeth arrangement, too, is just oh, the soulless eyes jesus. How could you make something so innocent, so goddamn terrified, but you have to think about it.

He ate ghosts, so what could be so terrifying to eat ghosts, henry autobots transform hell. I forgot that a person sat inside me right. I wonder what it must feel like to like have someone inside of you. Oh my god.

I just realized he has limbs all over himself took you that long to see that what's the first thing you do after sex continue the autopsy, whilst reminding myself that a moment of weakness you're a bad vet. Ah god dude, it's got worse. Noise, oh first you're like oh yeah. He works in a morgue at least he's a human right dead dogs.

Are you goddamn kidding me yeah? Does the crime get worse? If it's necrophilia plus it was an underage dog as well? No, it was a puppy. Oh, why did i say that? Why did i indulge you thanks? I hate a finger pool, dance. It's pretty good! Oh my god that ass. This is better than like most actual strippers and it's your fingers.

So does he have little mini tumors on his fingers? Is this going to get us asian? Are we in trouble with youtube? Here i mean it's pretty believable, it's not it's pretty solid! Oh wow! Oh wow! Wait a second. I guess it's possible yeah how how this? How are you doing that? Do you think you'd be able to do that with my thingies yeah i'll? Do it yeah your thingies? It's defying the law of gravity bro. I used a condom, but she still got pregnant. Hmm.

Maybe it's because how you wear your mask is any indication how you might have used your condom. That might be one. I wonder why i tried for, like the longest time to figure out what that was either some dude's penis or some dude's like arm like across his face a toddler burned his hand on the stove. So his parents took him to the er.

But after a long wait for a doctor who never showed up, they went home and the bird burn healed on its own. Then the hospital sent them a bill for a thousand twelve dollars. Is it because he utilized the room for like an hour yeah? That's why you just don't go to a hospital, just die just pray to jesus. Instead, he'll kill your burn jesus heals all right genie.

Did you become so religious i've always been religious, oh yeah yeah. What did john 3 16 say? He said: thou shalt head to hentai, haven and download all the there is. I did not know there were internet backing. Jesus thanks.

I hate corn banana banana. That's a clean banana, very clean! Oh yeah! I don't like the ridges, oh well. I really don't bring this to the banana. Oh, it looks kind of like this looks like slightly disturbing, but i'm not gon na lie waste that much banana.

Why is everything done with the banana surgery's done with the banana cutting shit's done with banana mashed? Things done for banana, how bananas alarmingly straight, i'm also alarmingly straight as well. No hint of gain me first aid course book from 1943. How to save someone from choking save me harder long. Is that actually how it's done, though? No don't ever do this to me.

Please don't be like doesn't work, though, like i feel like this guy's been reading too many bdsm books on starting to get them confused with, like first aid why'd, you have to draw him crying like a single tear. It makes me really uncomfortable ups. I was here all day friday and i am here today you said i was not at home yesterday. My parcel is chemotherapy drugs on ice.

It cannot be delivered on monday. Today, please, oh, my god. I hate this too, because they do this to me too. It's insane like how many times this happens when i'm home all day, some people don't even ring the doorbell.

You know there's a doorbell right there. What they do is like, because i had several times that happened like when i was at my parents house. My dad specifically would tell me they're coming. I wait for them.

I'd hear them i'd, be like i'm gon na pounce on you yeah, so you don't run away yeah so that they don't run away holy because i literally i'm at the door right and i see them walking up and i like like open the door kind of And they're look like they're about to run away kind of. Do i'm like give me my package? How does your dad know that they're coming my dad has a tracker on everything he tracks me? He treats my mom. He tracks my sister thanks. I hate jewish vampires thomas, oh, my god.

This is prepared. How could you possibly know that he's gon na be jewish? What a five brain move got him i feel like there's been like five of these right yeah, i don't there's always a new one. All the time this is a real life rendition tinkerbell getting stuck because of her fat ass. They were like a funny joke, but then, like then, every every man on earth is just like, so unbelievably turned on by it.

Like do you think they included that scene, because it's for the rule 34 artists, yeah they're, like probably they're, not just amazing, that's it for thanks. I hate it change, make sure to smash like if ups has pissed you off at some point. Thank you. So much for watching we'll see you next time, peace.

I think so much.