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I almost believed it, though, for a second. I was like, oh wow, that's that's a nice nice looking house, but then i remember what reddit i was on today. James webb telescope switched on camera to acquire first image of deep space from deep space remove before flight. Oh yeah, i feel like if i spent several billion dollars in a telescope.

Someone would have attracted probably forget to do that, but that's why you're not that's why i don't work in nasa yeah. It's a good thing. I work on youtube. It's really not that important at all like if my videos disappeared tomorrow, i don't think the world would really be losing anything anyway.

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So i look confused and disappointed. She said what it's not like anyone else's. Anyone else is going to see your sheets now. I don't know if that was ignorance and insult or innocence.

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Yes, my favorite video. This is so old, but now people are posting. This reddit, the air heard across the world. I wan na know what happened after no but hear what drake says here.

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Maybe he got one that you can look at. Oh see, see! Okay, because you can like set the difficulty and stuff yeah yay. It's very ironic huh. Can you imagine, like you, have a disease where you have to take it on time, like no matter what you literally have t minus four seconds, you're like no? No, no, my doorbell rang tonight and a bunch of teenagers handed me.

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He doesn't even do it himself. He has like me - and i say something nice about me yeah and that's why i put up. You know the christmas tree and the lights. You know it's not for holly joining it's for um, personal satisfaction, it's reflecting mom! Where do babies come from yeah mary? Where do babies come from? Why don't you tell a little jesus huh? Where did jesus come from? Apparently your father is god, wait is mary? Is a cheating hoe, no mary virgin right? How do you know for sure, though it's the bible henry? I don't, but can you trust the bible? Do they have dna tests about that? Well, some! Well, i don't think they had that back.

What, if mary's a trifling hoe, is a beautiful negative two degree day here in minnesota, so we're going to freeze these pajamas out here now we play the waiting game. This has only been outside for about 20 minutes, but we are definitely making some progress. Yeah. That looks, looks like a giant sign and what we have successfully frozen.

That's so get it to stand cool that you want to know how you got it to stay in like this. You left it out in the snow, yeah yeah yeah, it's like son. One day you will find out once you own your very first sock. I have a sock.

Can you all confirm for my wife, i'm not dumb, and it could have happened to anyone? Oh those are dog, treats yes holy you're, not dumb. Christmas is the one holiday where they make. They can make absolutely everything festive like because it looks like frosting so yeah. I don't.

I don't blame you. First, three trillion dollars: company yeah! That's what mine look like too for a while that thing shocked me too, like if you touch it when it's like that, like you can feel the electricity search through your fingers exactly you think they made that much by selling people, something only once dude apple's a Genius they're the greatest sucking out the most amount of cash from you on and off relationship. Oh, oh, don't do that. That's so me she's already super cool.

This is like genie when she controls my ring lights through her computer well, but you know why it's happening. She's not knowing what's happening. Well, i didn't know what was happening in the beginning. When you first did it, then what did you think i was like? Oh great, i have to return these ring lights because they're broken no.

I thought it was a ghost. I thought our house was haunted. My sister's saving gravity the hassle. No, she knows.

What's on there. What's on there, it's black ice baby, it's the struggles of east coast, honestly you're, really smart, it's much better than like falling 70 times right. Breaking all your your bones and your legs, why risk it? Do you see the level of friction on there? Zero, zero, there's, nothing! Dear united states, veteran hello, i'm zoe from stuart florida. I wrote my letter to you because my uncle served in the air force and thankfully came back safe and flew helicopters for a while, but enough about my life.

The reason i chose the air force out of all the other branches is because what you do is very dangerous, unlike the army or if you get shot medics, come and help you, but if your plane gets damaged, you know you're down for it. Thank you for protecting us sincerely. So, ah children got ta, love children, i'm pretty sure it's safer to be in a plane, because if you get shot you can just inject yourself right like i, i feel like a lot of pilots actually survive. I, like that part of what about my life.

Let's talk about yours, short, you're, gon na be done for pretty seriously short life. What's your superpower, my nose glows slightly, is that it pretty much yeah. Oh also, i can fly and have super speed and can visit the entire world in a single night. Why? Wouldn't you lead with that? I don't know at my last job.

They were mostly interested in the nose thing dude. Why does like rudolph look like kind of hot he's got like nice lashes? You know she what i found what henry brazilian player dives at the touch of the referee, wait. That's the referee, dude floppy is like so normalized in soccer. Now that it's just it's just a joke, the referee can't do anything about it, but he's just like kind of like flexing.

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I mean technically the swiper stuff. They could just peel that off, though right, but it's a bit more work and by the time they peel it off. You could just take your yeah you'll realize what he's trying to do. You know how come this guy doesn't actually like.

You know, make copyrights of these things and actually start selling them. Yeah, go on shark tank, get some of that that kevin o'leary cash as an effort to make our platform a fairer and safer place. We will not be showing the dislike. It's all part of uh making sure that we can protect our smaller creators from just like attacks.

Are you sure it's not because of what happened to youtube? Rewind? It's not our fault. Your content sucks shut. Your damn. Mouse shut your horn, mouse yeah, it's crazy! You went on like twitter and it's just like youtube's account manager, basically responding a thousand times.

We didn't do it because of youtube rewind, it's it's because of the small creators and then it's just him saying that like a thousand million times, but we all know we, we all know the reason dash, for goodness sake at least close the door when you're playing With yourself, what if your sister came by and dot dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, who's, the other dot, dot, dot, who's who's, the last dot dot dot? Why is his just floating in the air? That's not cheating, sorry! Why is there a white substance floating in the air? It's yeah! No, it's just sweat, oh being a police officer team. It's a rough job out there ginny i mean somebody's got ta. Those are some saggy sacks of fat, like, oh, my god like how she had like the time to do that to him kids about like just running away. So that is the slowest policeman in the world all right.

That's it for honor funny smash like if you can feel the earth trembling from the jiggles from those. Thank you so much for watching we'll see you guys next time, peace all right! Thank you! So much.