Welcome to mxr please stay with a special guest. Her name is susu jpg jpeg. Why not like uh jiff? Oh i don't like. I don't like how it's pronounced like that.

I was saying gif for years. You say: jiff have you always. I've always said jiff, yes, and that is the right way, but no one will ever agree all right. Well, you guys might remember her from the one time she appeared on this channel uh as the girl, with the amazing tit to arm ratio whom apparently is worthy of traveling to to meet in person.

Yeah, like i, don't know how they measured that, but thanks. I appreciate all you to arm enthusiasts out there. It's a very real metric of measurement, all right susu today, what making her feel real comfortable here, it's fine! It's it's funny! I i laughed when i saw it. Let's watch a huge lego salmon fish cutting very cool.

What oh look at the row i love these. They always make me feel so comfy and satisfied, but we are not here to be satisfied today. What are we here for we're here to be uh, unfortunately, very disturbed traumatized trump, not satisfied. Oh i like that.

That's fine, that's even better. It's always a good time today. We're doing r thinks i hate it. Have you heard of the reddit? No, i i don't really use reddit.

I don't know anything about reddit um. I have like some subreddits, but i mainly just took them, because people would just take my name and then upload random. I'm like hey, that's not my so uh. I just took it and i upload my actual content, which isn't which isn't not that i hate that or anything now.

People can come to the subreddits and be like. Oh that's, actually susie's stuff, not a random family. Okay, but you don't have there not. As of yet i haven't was suspiciously long.

If twitch doesn't work out thanks, i hate a biblically accurate angel, what that's an angel! How is that an angel? That's in dante's inferno, that's what they conceptualize as one of the archangels or something oh. This is actually really cool and they say that god is actually just three rings. What does it sound like? It's got like these little squishy noises because they're very excited to see you it's like, so it is suction cups. So these are tentacles they're eyes.

Oh okay, to see all of the degeneracy, i'm in trouble. Hey someone slept in my bed. Hey someone slept in my bed too. Hey someone just wait.

Please please go go! Go! Okay, hey someone's you! Don't sleep together, anymore, no! Sometimes dad and moms love each other. A lot, but over time it's it's, not your fault son! Well, actually it is but oh, no they're getting a divorce because of baby bear, although if baby bear had a cute voice like what you gave to baby bear, i i don't understand how they would divorce. You thought that was cute. That was so adorable was it that was really cute yeah great voice.

Acting. You should consider voice acting. Yes, all right, i'll voice act. Baby bears from now on my specialty thanks.

I hate these hyper realistic, cgi's. Oh i love this account. What you know this account yeah lights, are off on tick tock. I follow him really.

How about we do oh yeah. This is. This is satisfying it's like. I love it.

I feel like this is more like oddly satisfying oddly satisfyingly creepy yeah, oh okay. Well, that was rude dude. What is the physics on this music? Oh, oh, they come. I feel like this is just like hard, quick digestive power point.

The ocean ones are the creepiest oceans. I like those little cat, alpaca things. I wish they were real, but it's it's like scary without being like jump scares. That's also true.

There is no jumping it just tickles your scary nerve and that's it. It lives in the sink. Oh god it lives in the sink. It lives in the sink.

It lives in the sink. It lives in the sink. Nothing lives in the sink baby. Have a good night's sleep love.

You okay, wait! So she shines like like he's thinking. It's him in the sink or what happens when you got ta, throw out your leftovers? Are you dinner? Oh dinner? Oh, that's. That's that's things. They hate it my ideal relationship.

I just throw food down a hole to them. You know just be okay thanks. I hate making eye contact with carter. People don't just trust autonomous vehicles, so jaguar is testing having them having them make eye contact with you.

Why is his eyes, like hey boo, boo, what's up yeah? What's with the bedroom eyes on the car, i'm uncomfortable he's like hey baby, you want to ride hop in the bed. Let me take you somewhere, nice. No, i want to stay home. Okay, i hated that one wait.

Look at the lights, the lights! Look like red blush - oh maybe he's blushing because he's like oh this girl is so cute. I don't know if i can come up to her jaguar more like jagua. You know thanks. I hate prince harry's robot.

Girlfriend! Oh wait is that a person, oh god, did she just mark zuckerberg beat? Why isn't she blinking? What the wait is it is this edited yeah or is he even real? No, maybe he's cheating on her and that's a different girl but she's wearing like her mask. So she could go to the game with him. I don't know man, no, i think they're both fake they're animatronics, but imagine robot girlfriend. You know what that doesn't sound, so bad, it's like imagine, robot girlfriend many men.

Many men have already imagined that too soon it is already a thing: yeah they're, high quality masks. Can you guys pretend to be a robot? Can you can you? Well, you can't see it, but it was really bad. Oh well, it sounded fantastic and very convincing. Oh god, i don't know what it is.

Did you hear about how in twilight they tried to have an animatronic baby, oh yeah, because they couldn't get a real baby. I swear. They should have gotten these guys to make the twilight robot baby, it's moving this. This has got to be for movies, right, um sure it's just for fun, yeah, no, no, it's just literally.

They blew millions of dollars just for fun. Yeah thanks. I hate bugs. What's this guys, i don't like books, it's not doing anything to them.

They're too powerful. Thanks that feels good bro keep keep doing that ooh that mist they're kind of cute, though no they're, not, i hate, cockroaches. Okay, sorry, i know caucus oops have you ever had one as a pet? No, but i feed roaches to my pets and sometimes i feel bad because i think they're kind of cute. I try not to look at them.

What pets do you have? Oh, i got 20 tarantulas. I got a frog. I have a bearded dragon and i have a snake and a chameleon and two cats, but the cats don't eat the roaches. I like how like cats come last yeah.

It's like way, cooler than cats. That's the most vanilla, pepper, yeah. Cats are the gateway, drug, yeah gateway drug to tarantulas. Don't worry, you can't see any of them, they're all hiding.

Okay, that's even worse! Oh god, the last one i like the last one. She looks goth. Do you ever put on cat ears. I have like one time for the right sum of money.

Oh right, there, no free cash got ta charge a premium for that one yeah genie. Have you ever worn carriers? No, don't don't put it on for free, ginny yeah. We got ta make that a tear on patreon, okay i'll, be the first first suburb, whatever i'll be the first one thanks. I hate this naked cat, cosplaying wednesday adams huh.

Oh my gosh, so cute, i like naked cats. They kind of look like chicken you're like like before you cook the chicken. So when you look at like a chicken breast, do you think it's cute? I don't know when a cat is naked. They look cute when a bird is naked.

They look kind of cursed. Oh speaking of cats, my cat has joined us kitty thanks, i hate feeding, fish, okay, oh no, why didn't i? Why did they let the fish suck do all fish suck? I hope not! Oh, no. Some lonely people out there going to get ideas. I was gon na say guys, are gon na start getting ideas and be like.

I need some tape, not the fish suck eel the slurp. Did you hear that last one there was a slurp, oh, oh, that one sounded wet and sloppy thanks god, dear god, my cat, artem voldo, has a tumor. If you can give me any proof that you exist. Please send me a sign here.

I am oh! Oh, my gosh, your god yeah, i'm god baby, my cat are kimbo. No, don't ask yeah, could you cure it? Don't ask him just go straight up, eat him. Are you gon na do it? This is how i do my spells. I don't like that.

Oh wow. Oh, i guess it did work yeah. I guess so all right goodbye! Oh oh! I mean thanks god, though, maybe this just proves that we're all very superficial. We judge people based on how they look well first off, maybe he's like the nicest guy ever it's delicious and you're sure they grow back every time.

Wait that doesn't happen with mice right rats, rat tails, don't go back, they don't. Oh, he got debated what. How is he supposed to know? That's just what he's seen you know thanks. I hate nascar concert, oh god, this is the lady that pees on the dude.

I saw it, unfortunately, what no we both saw it. Actually, oh yes, yeah! It didn't make another video, though, because i didn't want to get banned on youtube, but brass against singer, apologizes for peeing on fans face as nascar permanently bans banned from its venues. I mean at least like nobody died at this concert thanks. I hate these logos, not the red bull that looks like another logo youtube yeah.

Maybe it's triggering us because it is youtube, but i don't not like it. Dude netflix actually looks like netflix looks nice. What is that original logo? That's nestle mussels. How do you pronounce this one genie, nutella nutella? No, how do you pronounce that word? I said nutella until i heard it was nutella, but i thought that was stupid.

It is stupid. Hazelnut nutella like hazelnut like no it's. It should be nutella spoken, like a person who pronounces a gif thanks. I hate this piano, imitating the sound of a human speaking voice.

It sounds like a cryptic message, make it say ooh. How do we reprogram this thing? Come on? Apparently, wikihow artists have never seen the dog hey. That's a dog, this one's like alright, this dog's trying to get in your pants. So is this one with a huge, huge monitor, yeah he has the biggest underbite.

Look. They don't get paid to post on wikihow, okay, they're doing the sound of the goodness of their hearts thanks. I hate this zombie that spent too much time in the rain. Oh my god, that's really cool, though yeah that's nicely done.

You could harvest that and, like cook a risotto with that, you know, i mean if he doesn't kill you but yeah, you can go for it. It's like a brain fungus isn't that in the last of us or something yes, the clickers yeah, that's actually the thing in heart. You know they put mushrooms for some reason. That makes things extra disturbing, but it makes me hungry, okay, you're alone, on that one tomato.

What's wrong, you have, you haven't even touched your shoop, that's pasta, fagioli. What? How did you know, pasta or or that's um, uh minestrone? Well, that's just okay! Okay fajoli looks like this. Oh, it looks kind of spaghetti. It looks like vomiting thanks.

I hate animated squid games. Why is this butts? They always have incredibly nice asses in these and flexibility. Okay, what the heck! I don't think this one is as cursed as like the one we saw before susu may have the tit to arm ratio, but this guy has the ash to arm ratio. Absolutely look at that and the feet to head ratio.

Oh yeah, more like ass to head ratio. What? Oh, my god, yeah you're right! Oh! This is what's good! Oh, so we got this as a youtuber. What someone paid to show this to people understandable! I understand thanks. I hate beaches and sand was the little crab gon na come out.

I hope it's a bobbit worm a what huh. Oh. Is it just a huge grab or something? Oh? Well, that's so cute! Why would you hate that he's like i was taking such a good nap and you had to wake me up. I guess it could be pretty terrifying, like let's say, if you're walking on the beach or what.

If you sat on it, oh and then like his claw, like went into your pants and like chomped off your nuts yeah or like pinched, your taint. That would be up yeah, not the tint, not the gooch area, but you guys have never seen a bobbit worm. What's up now, i need to know what a bobbit worm is. Oh, okay, yeah! We didn't.

We didn't even know this. Why do you want one as a pet because they burrow all the way into the sand? And then, when you feed them, only their little heads shoot out and they can get up to like 20 feet long yeah? This is what like, mmo bosses are inspired by thanks. I hate one, really big sperm, oh okay, what? If men only shot one really big sperm? I bet that would be a scary first experiment for young billy, especially if flopped on ground like a fish and a stomach to dash every time. I would never fap again if i was a man and that came out yes or you could keep tapping and feed yourself for a date thanks.

I hate it. Good luck! Sushi thanks! I hated creepy ass boss doing two jobs from home. Oh, i respect the hustle man. Have you seen some streamers like that on twitch? That's allowed well not all the way down there, but there are some streamers on twitch that they only show like their body only body, and it's always like korean ladies and they have like huge boobs, wait so you're telling me that they have a second stream.

That's not for twitch going on underneath we should pitch this to them and take a percentage. Could you put a cam like in your butt, yeah yeah uh-huh yeah like? Would it count as educational on twitch as long as you're, not showing like it going into your butt? Can you stream from inside, like your butt, so we're talking about like staring down a cavernous crevice yeah like the colonoscopy cameras just up and down? Sometimes i wish i was a loki, so i'd make everyone just kneel. You don't have to be loki to make me neal whoa. Then he like get married to taylor swift and then get her tattooed on him.

Oh wait they're married, but think about that he's on that new, like that new loki show that did really well, but in every scene i'm thinking where's the taylor swift tattoo, maybe it's between his cheeks and so you drink. We need to get a butthole cam on this guy, all right, susu. We have one more last traumatizing thing: are you ready? Do you like harry potter, yeah? I do okay, great, wait. Wait.

Can you guess my harry potter house? Ah slytherin slytherin? Yes, yes, really! I guess right it's like. Is it really that obvious you're, a slytherin, no you're, a hufflepuff genie? Are you a hufflepuff, i'm a slytherin, i'm a slytherin, but i think i've seen too many dark things to be a hufflepuff anymore. It's perfect! You know everyone thinks, like. Oh jeannie's so cute, and then she stabs them in the back and stabs them in the back.

I have a knife: do you just always have that next to you, yeah hermione. Put that away. I like what i've seen i'll fix it now. Don't panic, i'm not panicking at all they're, not dangerous.

All we have to do is relax and griffin griffin he's about a slither. In that i want to explore her chamber of secrets. Yeah. Let's go philosophers stone more, like philosophers, let me i'll fix it philosopher's.

One more like philosopher's bone, oh yeah, there you go and also i think it was way it was sorcerer's, stone man. You me up all right. Well, that's it! That's it for thanks and hate it. I had a great time.

Cursed content is kind of my my specialty yeah smash like if you guys want to come back again hell yeah, you better smash that, like button hell yeah, that's how you do it all right. Thank you. So much for watching we'll see you next time. The high peace.