Genie, what time do you think it is? 9. 40 p.m. Yes, that's perfect time to do our comics. Hey! Are you okay? No, this is the sort of up wherever it points is up, see we can hold it in shifts agreed.

So what happens? If you point down, do you just start falling yeah you? They should give this sword to australia, so they can face the right. Every australian fan we've ever had is now gone dear santa all i want for christmas is an nft thanks for writing. 10K and the elf and the santa's, like i mean modern problems, require modern solutions. Kids these days.

Actually this is a really nice gift, because i'm pretty sure that's gon na like appreciate like crazy. You got something from santa himself. How can something where he has millions of copies of on the side appreciate? Oh, he put a price, that's not even he doesn't even doesn't even know what an mft is goddammit. You can't just take the thing and put a price tag on it.

No, this is one of my dumbest comics, yet it's a caterpillar and he's like yes, i'm old enough to enter and then the all his braces on. I wonder if you got braces now, if people would confuse you like they'd, be like nope you're, definitely in high school and you're, just like yeah, it's definitely the braces that gave it away genie. Yes, beware! The temples temptations do not be oh whoa. That's the devil.

He's pretty hot sin often appears enticing, but we know it is nothing compared to the glory of heaven. Dude. Have you seen how jack's saying this? Oh damn you got any more of those yes arm yourselves with knowledge of evil seductions and you may better resistance. Allure.

Later, do not be swayed by his falsehoods. Is this the line for sexy satan pictures? I'm sorry, but god you see what you have to compete with right. Why can't you bring down like a sexy angel too, and then maybe we might be tempted to go that way? How come on the scene sound like everyone's hot? You know like succubuses like they got the enormous like titties they've got pecs you got ta. Give us something wait.

What yo oh, is that hot whoa he got them good genetics. What's so good about his genetics, the pecs, the ripples, the wrinkles yeah, those are the ripples yeah he's like. Oh the triceps. I got ripples too genie.

It's because of your rib cage, because you're fit as hell what's wrong, you seem stressed. I have a thing at five: that's six hours from now. You still have the whole day ahead and i'm confident you can accomplish a lot in that time. No, my day is absolutely ruined, i'm completely with the blue dino, i'm with the green dino genie yeah.

I know you are. If you put your mind to it, the human body is capable of amazing things. Are you quoting like mark zuckerberg or something? No. I made that one up myself: oh wow, like sucking your own penis, if you just try really hard and remove ribcage as possible, anything's possible with time tracking time as a child, only 21 632 minutes until my birthday tracking time as an adult wait.

What month is it? Do you want it? Do you want to go one year? Well, that's because i'm ready! Well, that's because when you get older, you experience more time so relative to what you've experienced each minute and each day is much lower comparatively to what a child has experienced since one month is actually about like one one hundredths of their life. It feels like a much longer time all right, everyone's clicked out, huh everyone's gone everyone's out here. Okay, i'm listening today. For the first time i randomly saw one of my comics on another site.

With my signature cropped off. I've made the big time. That's why we've learned our lesson genie. We make sure that the signature is always cropped in, because we want to.

You know, support people that make great comics yeah. I would either like more pay or less work, because i have no time and no money and lazy told back in my day. We just died all right so shut your ass. These millennials don't know how hard we had it genie, you're, a millennial, oh yeah, but yeah.

Unfortunately, it's not what you want. It's what the job market demands and the job market is cruel. Oh no, no costumes at the dinner table. Ah fine hook, sir back to normal mario.

Why is mario so adorable as like a 10 year old little kid and then they're like mario there's something down there, i can't reach. Can you get it he's like? Ah, tony i'll get you the money next week. I swear. Well pal.

Don't worry about the money this week, it's christmas, hey here's a little gift from our family to you! Well new gloves! Thank you. So much i've been needing a pet wait. Where are the thumbs see? You won't be needing those thumbs soon. It's the mafia genie.

What do you think is gon na happen a little bit warmer a little more just a tad more ah perfect. This always feels like the right temperature, though burning feels comfortable, especially in the winter. It feels doubly comfortable. You always got to put it like right before you feel like you're burning life.

I i kind of dwell on the pain a little just like you, like the pain huh a little bit. You like burn me harder. Yeah burn me hard today, all night knitting ha ha an ugly christmas sweater yeah, but that's just what they're called actually the uglier. It is the better the christmas sweater i wanted it not to be ugly.

No, but that's literally what they're called there's no such thing as a beautiful christmas sweater, because then it's not a christmas. She works so hard on it. What do you have there? Little brain? Oh it's the important thing i was supposed to do yesterday, activating hormones of oh. This is henry and when i said, and the little brain was me when i said we're gon na watch the movie - and you said oh no, i knew i just didn't wasn't sure what time we had agreed on.

I told you, i told you and you forgot, no wait. Stop. I don't want to be an ingredient in some weird spell bro. Are you serious? What kind of spell is this? Are you happy now my man's is down bad ginny.

Now i'm gon na have sex with you bro. You know why not put titties on your sword right yeah. I don't know what the problem is. I just can't come up with any ideas.

Well, there's your problem. Your writer's valve is all clogged up that better oz, but it's horny jail a wren fair before 90s stuff sonic, but he has eight nipples the charming bears, but just the scenes of them make it stop muppets with realistic buttholes where the hand goes in. Oh dick make it stop boom ever forget why you walked in a room honestly, this stuff is way better, muppets, realistic, buttholes, where the hand goes in, that would kill. I get like a million upvotes what about sonic with eight nipples yeah, i'm down for that at a department store, hey cute huh.

Excuse me that yoda figure, wouldn't it be better if it carried a blue balloon. Lightsaber yoda is a green lightsaber. Everybody knows that. Okay, maybe you can move it further away from the escalator, then poor, grandpa yoda, they did my boy dirty.

I like that, though it's like yoda's, excited to see you, you get a nice little welcome every time you get in the store, you're like oh yoda. Why are you so excited to see me i'm a little 10 year old boy and after i turn him into a beast. I also cursed everyone else in the castle and the curse will only end if a maiden falls in love with him. Looking like that, oh and there's a time limit if he doesn't break the curse before the time runs out.

They'll stay like that forever. Oh, and also i erase the memory of everyone in town. So no one knows he exists, laura that's f'ed up! He was just a boy. How else is he gon na learn to be nice? Do you know what she's talking about yeah yeah mulan who's, the boy she's talking about um shane - is that his name preparing for christmas six months ahead july august september october november december? Does remember when november was like no shave november, what happened to that? Huh did no nut november, completely overtake no shave november to the point where, like nobody, even acknowledges it anymore, and it's just about not nutting.

When was the shifting point where we stopped caring about shaving and all that we cared about was nutting times have changed. How do you get your comic ideas? I don't know just here, and there goes out come on caroline time for work. Oh found another one wow you really like dinosaur comics, don't you? Oh it's like a truffle. You know the truffle pigs, but he smells for comics yeah.

Some might say that's even better than getting truffles. Even though truffles are like what hundred dollars a pop even more i'll take the truffles, you can search for the comics good comic ideas, priceless even broken. The suit is trying to keep me alive. It extracts water from my urine, so i can drink slopped off skin.

So i can eat marches, even when i sleep, but it's not enough. I've been walking too long. There's no more energy left in the loop pitless new equations take hold. Sacrifices must be made.

So the suit takes my arm oxygen, water, protein energy. It means days more travel you press on the other arm, then my legs, servos scuttering, but ultimately the load is lighter circuits snake around my brain stem hijack and simulate the body's functions. Freeing up my skin muscles organs for ingestion, tiny machine surgeons, snipping pruning eating. Then it starts on my face, my cheeks, my nose, my ears, my tongue and finally, my eyes.

So i never know if we make it home. So what brings you in today? Well doc? I got mugged and shot in the arm. Hmm, and when was your last period, don't lie to me now. I know you youngins love to lie about that.

Are you a virgin? Do you drink alcohol? No? No because it is kind of crucial, because, depending on that, there are some medications that can't be given and not given. I'm just like. When will my doctor stop asking if i've had sex yet? Are you sexually active, i'm like yes with my hand, so where are we going we're following you? Oh, oh, my god. Oh no, when the leader says: where are we going, that other bird should have just been like we're dead, we're going to freeze in the winter because we didn't make it to where we need to go? I collect spoons, i collect shells i collect souls, i mean stamps stupid, stairs shut up.

I want to be best friends with that duck. I think that duck has a lot of fun: they're, not trapped, they're, my friends, hey man. Why are we hobby shaming? You know yeah what if he likes collecting souls what, if what if it makes him happy, yeah nothing wrong with that huh yeah. If people shame for king, shaming, y'all, shouldn't hobby, shame! Look.

I got the journal to write down all my thoughts but horse you're illiterate. Rude, i'm gon na write, some more, which is right. Oh no, i always wanted to have a journal, but it required like dedication. You know which i didn't have.

I think for you all the way until you hit like 21 dear journal, i have the biggest dick. I'm awesome and then 21 to 25. Dear journal, i got a now bye before entering existence. You must roll these dice us you'll be ugly and short and an awful voice.

Is that good? This friend's? Like? Oh, oh yeah, that's that's a death sentence right there. He could still have a good personality girls care about that right personality. That's really all that matters in society. Oh my god.

I've always been intrigued by those who beat the odds. It rather reminds me of myself and the empire most certainly rewards such loyalty. However, the nature of said rewards. It can't end there right, there's got to be more where's the rest of this comic.

Oh okay, okay. I can't read the rest of the comment. Okay, all right! That's it for our comics make sure to smash like if you want a female sith lord to reward you, but she gets to choose the nature of the reward all right. Thank you.

So much for watching we'll see you next time. Peace.