Genie, if you had one wish for christmas this year, what reddit would you want to do instant regret? Oh my god that stars look at that! I have that ready for you right here. Oh santa came early respect, bounces off reinforced class glass while trying to jump through sixth floor window. What something happened between you and her last night um i mean not kinda but not really come on over. Here.

You just keep putting your don't don't tense up. Don't don't tense up man where you going look, i'm about to jump, i'm about to jump. Don't take me, don't that's the most awkward thing in the world holy. This guy thought he was james spawn for a second but the sixth floor, like he would have done so.

You should actually be happy that the glass didn't let you through man, that must have been like the most anti-climactic thing for him. You know police officer's, just like you don't have to now and he's like. I don't want it. What is she trying to do air yoga air yoga, all the circulation to my feet? I sense a lot of rotations, uh, rotations and door closing and smacking her head yeah.

That could be a two yeah. Oh that's, okay, yep all about trial and error. Oh she's such a good sport. I love how much she's like trial and error.

You just tried again. They are slippery as oh fish god he knew he's up and the holy spirit died. See i'm so disappointed myself. Dude, that's still nothing compared to what they do in russia right they take the baby where's the money lebowski.

What are you doing he's just taking a a rest kidnapping? Oh okay, oh hey, he's doing it not bad! Oh this dude's kid's going places unless he's stuck. Unless he's literally stuck and doesn't know what to do so, he actually can't get out of that, because i think he doesn't have the arm power to jump up and then pull him back out. That's why his dad's, just like oh wake up, call wow. That looks very sturdy.

Very the boyfriend got a nice view. Wait is that the boyfriend, it's actually her uncle genie. Okay, that's a little more! This is alabama what a thing to wake up from a nap from huh huh. What a lucky guy aren't you yeah he's laughing because he's yes he's like yeah good shout out again, do the magic show again trying to be fit is not easy.

Yeah he's gon na need some serious. I don't understand these things, never end. Well, right! Yeah, like you, do know how momentum works right, you've seen hamsters, oh ouch. How do you like get out of these, though you do? What hamsters do what you spin around with it? No, haven't you seen hamsters start running yeah and then they reach a point where they're like, but i'm just like.

Why did they build these in the first place, because humans aren't hamsters, we just dying. Oh, is that a champagne yep um? Why is that always like their first reaction? Oh, let me just you know: roses are red. Violets are blue. The birds ain't around with you holy.

The spirit game is amazing. That's what i was sticking to gross, but also like great shot. Headshot. That's a tongue, shot jaguar mistakes, giant otters for easy food.

Oh that otter's strong. What this? What is this? A tiger jaguar? That's a fat jaguar though, but it's so weird because they were all chilling together and like they're, like whatever you know, you chill, i chill and now they're suddenly like what the actual. What is he doing? Okay, instagram? Video? Oh, oh! No! No! No! No! Okay! How much do you want to bet? That's the boyfriend skateboard and then he she was like yeah. I want to film it for my like video.

What's the worst that can happen i'll break it and then what a great idea right give my skateboard to my girlfriend who's clearly, never ridden one no place where there is no railing at the bottom. Long strides long strides long strides what a throw i feel like he's dramatizing, because actually, if you look at where the ball made contact, that's more of like in his crack gucci gucci area right, whereas if you're dangling like this physically, your balls would start dragging down This way and would start hanging over, but it's the bottom of the ball. No, but your balls will hang if your body's warm they start hanging like there's a solid three inch like distance that they travel in that position. If you're warm, assuming he's doing physical activities, we can safely say exactly so based on my gucci, science, i'm pretty sure he's fine misreading the room you think it's over.

My life is over. This is the saddest thing that's ever happened to me. I will never recover. I want to know what he said he's like so my bunk bed was down here and my brother's bunk bed was up here and i really never got that like you're, just like you like dragons baby, because i'm a dragon these nuts in your face went wrong.

My delivery was excellent. My tone was perfect and flexion on point. How could she not be what leopard thinks it could steal from a pack of hyenas? Oh double teams, so many leopard videos today huh. Are you sure this isn't a puma, i'm gon na pull my pants with your inability to tell what's going on? Oh wait.

Pumas are our spots. What do pumas look like henry yeah. It looks like that henry. No, i want you to look at an actual puma.

Like this yeah, why did you think they have spots? I don't know. Oh damn, it's a nice tv huh. What a shame hey! He punched the blur out what a hero! I would say it's an improvement on the tv. Why do you have to censor the game? What are you playing? That's like we're not allowed to see.

Are you playing game? Are you punching her in the gooch good shot? Oh my god, man does that ever wash thy feet. Oh, you know. I think it's a great defense, though, for cats who bite. Why do cats always have to like verify like multiple times he's like? Ah it's, okay, i'm a man.

I can do this, i'm not a huh, because there's stubborn creatures, oh no damn, but that trunks, though the trunk top that withstood quite a lot of pressure genie. I'm pretty sure can support somebody being on top of it. Okay, my mother told me that, like girls, don't actually sit on the hood, because if you sit on the hood, it actually dents it or maybe she's just trying to say that. How do you know fat? You just got fat, i mean you're, not fat, honey.

Another leopard video leopard wants a beacon directly from the source, oh gee, faster than a what oh he's. Oh it's over for him, no he's fine. How are they faster than a leopard? I thought warthogs are like. I know why it's because he's not a jaguar genie: jaguars are the fastest.

What about cheetah? Oh there's, another one! What about a puma? What about a bobcat? What about a lynx? Don't even get me started on a lie: roller coaster of emotions. She looks so uneasy. Yeah, oh no, take the girl, no, oh, that acceleration, god damn that right, ripped her from existence, cheating 0 to 82 in 2.3 seconds. So what is that 0 to 60? Probably like less than two seconds? Okay, you can't do the math, but you just have to be like less than 2.3.

Oh cheaters appears cheetah picks on tiny bat-eared fox now this is gon na be a fast animal genie, the fastest of all the the the animals. I thought you said a jaguar was the fastest. No, it's definitely a cheated wait. A second wait, a second okay.

I feel like they're playing a game he's like okay, okay, now my turn then she's like they're, just playing tag, yeah yeah cause, i'm pretty sure a cheetah should be able to catch it right, yeah, because the cheetah legit just stopped, and it was like. Oh okay, now your turn and he's like oh yeah, okay, shark attempts to hack fish doesn't go as planned. Oh hack, fishes are scary. That's a hagfish.

Yeah looks like an eel, no they're scary. Looking whoa wait. Did he just he's swell up? Oh yeah release a large quantity of slime-like matter which goes on to expand into surrounding water, so they basically end up choking sharks to death. I wish this to be my superpower.

Did you see the next comment? If you possess a penis, you have this power. Hmm! No, i mean uh terrible. I am so sorry for her poor young, innocent youthful lady everyone in the lower area behind that was like we've been blessed. This is the best musical in the world.

This is the real show baby. Let's go: that's what we've been waiting for. What are you waiting for? Oh my, i don't understand. I think she just completely let go of the gun after she shot it.

She started to pull the trigger and then just like, let go of it. He was so deep and thought that he forgot to open the door correctly and ended up shattering it. Oh that guy's just like whoa, oh what the yeah it's kind of weird, how it just fell off right right. I just feel like it wasn't installed like securely yeah.

He was the one that should have shattered, turns out we're all glass people ram charges into a deer and gets more than you bargained for damn. Damn they bring that on bambi's dad is alpha, as bambi herself is just like: bambi's the sun. Oh sorry can't be herself what he's like come here. Let me sniff that ass yeah squid i'm going swimming.

What's underneath there? Oh, it's like wait a second. You tell me that there was no water down here. How do you not? Why was i on a boat then how shallow little, maybe the water is murky? Yeah, oh, is this like a thing where the bed's going to eat her yeah and i'm going to be traumatized again: uh-huh how'd, you know ginny, i'm gon na be traumatized. No! It's just chad, mcthunder, okay, he's here he's ready to go he's clumsy.

She likey she like you that baby. She she don't like that, one. She don't she don't like you. No more women are disgusting ginny.

They only want one thing: they only want one thing: it's to be cuffed up to the bed and watch sports with her boyfriend, but men men want sports, that's it! We just want one wants bowl now, once ball move across the screen, all right, that's it for instant regret, yeah, make sure to leave a like on this video. If you think this got exactly what she does, if you think a really important sports game is clearly more important than yeah alright. Thank you. So much for watching we'll see you next time.

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