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I just need some time to think. Can you do it for a woman yeah number one's dick science? Oh okay, massive just how big does it happen? I would say: personality first loyalty. Second, looks third money forth. Fifth, stick size.

Yeah looks aren't that important to me: does traffic needs to stop now or not they're on a crosswalk yeah? Don't do that? It's kind of hard to see you it's a crosswalk not across like keep walking cross. What keep walking please cross. What did you just call that keep walking continue the walk, comfortable, sir? No, no go for food, that's a keeper! I think you're, a smart ass without you, 60 minutes feels like an hour. Oh baby.

Really i love you so much, maybe because 60 minutes is an hour no, no, no, as in like it has a connotation of like oh, what a drag fat eugenie 24 hours feels like a day and 30 days feels like a month. Oh, if beauty and the beast teaches us one thing is that looks don't matter as long as you're a billionaire who owns a castle. No, isn't it because of his personality or something like pure heartache. You just have to be nice, pure heart.

He was a dick. He kidnapped her father and was like you're. My prisoner here belle is facing serious stockholm syndrome right now b. Would you still love me if i was a queen? Yes, i would build you a large sanctuary and plant lots of berries and build a pond, so you can swim and go fishing with me.

Oh isn't he so sweet? Would you still love me if i were a panda? Of course, i would build you a bamboo forest and then i would cut it down and then send you to a zoo and make a million dollars. You stealing from me again. First, my heart now my hoodie's. What's next, my last name don't mind.

If i do do you want my last name: honey, nope, okay, gee likes her last name better, but i say mine is, you know, improvement because it adds an angle to it. So it's like too long. Okay, nancy, don't start and woman here. Are you ready to rumble don't start genie to be a voice actor please, when your wife keeps your head on your chest and slowly asks dear, do you have any woman in your life other than me remember? Your answer is not important at this time.

What is important is your heartbeat, keep calm and breathe easy, don't panic! It's just your biometric test, evil genie that is evil. How could you do that darling? Yes, do you have anyone else in your life, of course, not dude? I can't hear your beast you're like a vampire i'm actually dead, yeah you're dead when he says you're the love of his life, but forgets what you look like and has to put a shoe on every girl in the kingdom. Yo cinderella is the dumbest story ever if you fell in love, don't you think you'd remember her face yeah or those eyes, it's trying to say that you can fall in love with personality, not just physical. Why do nice people choose the wrong people to date? We accept the love we think we deserve.

What does that even mean? That's why you got to love yourself first, oh because the nice people think they don't deserve. That's why genie chose me. What about you? No! It's like. I deserve the best love in the world and she's right here, and i deserve that.

Thanks now smell my armpits, i haven't showered in a week. This is why i'm saying my taste in woman also my taste in woman. Also, my tasted woman wow, you are very diverse kind of reminds me of a kanye line. I could have naomi campbell and still might want me to stormy daniels.

So basically he's like he can have a model, but then he still wants that trash can. On the side, you know he's calling stormy daniels a trash, pan yeah, isn't she who is she? Oh, this girl? This is kanye's, so eloquent genie. Doesn't he just have a way with words? Why do men have this weird, irrational fear that women are going to use them for money? They don't even have? Well, i mean, i think they they think women are going to use whatever money that they do have they just did they hear too many songs from like kanye west about gold diggers? You know, i think, you're projecting. Oh okay.

I think you listen to kanye. No. I ain't changed your gold digger, but she didn't brother. I like some sick, ass but said newton.

We can't write that then write this, the greater the mass, the greater the force of attraction and that booty be a great force of attraction. I think i think newton was trying to tell us something because laws of physics wasn't actually about the earth gravity it's about the gravity of the dead. Yes, then apple cheese, it all makes sense. Now tonight has been amazing.

We should have dinner again thanks, but i'm full you see it. We just we just ate a three-course meal and i'm not hungry anymore. You dance! Oh, that's. Why you're singing guys? Is it really a deal breaker if a girl has small flat butt? Of course, not guys, love small flat, butts it's about the personality.

So can i get a butt reduction surgery? Yes, okay, you'll still be beautiful. Can i get a boob production of course? Yes, so i can become a plank i'll. Still, love you! Oh thanks man. I don't care if my girl looked like a potato.

That's my ryder fry like. If you would jump into a fryer of me like then you are the one. You know what i mean jin would jump into fire with me. Let's say we had to both jump into a fire ginny's, not my ride or fry.

That sounds terrible. It's not that hard folks, rather than a kiss just blow an air horn. I don't think so. I think you're just gon na damage your eardrums all right gabe.

It's time to put that thing down: gaby, that's not the solution! This time eve, that's it adam. This is literally the biggest penis on earth. Actually, it's the only penis on earth how many animals have penis? Oh my god! She wanted that horse. Dick disgusting, when you find someone who likes the same weird, you do that's cute they're, both stuck in the oh at the age of like 75 and they're gon na have to ask their step daughter or step son to help them out.

This is sometimes what i feel like me and genie. Do you know like it's like i'm glad you do weird that i would do. Did we once go to the rooftop like for fun, and then we got locked up there at the gulf place and then we had to call them. That was awesome.

Oh, that was stupid. Yeah couple costume idea for us. Those two don't go together. Neither do we eric goodbye, spooky season, spooky ways to break up.

That's a way to end the relationship. Am i right ginny? This could be us when you're busy playing league of legends, so you want to paint a penis of me. Do you want to paint a penis? Does it really take two people to do that? Yes, the base someone has to do it. I can do all of it.

I want the entire penis having your boyfriend is dead, ass, like having a stupid son. Why does everyone hate their boyfriend so much, i'm not like a stupid son right genie um. Sometimes i see you as like a stupid son, but that's just sometimes for the most part, yeah know the most part you're my stupid, stupid, daughter, 25 and single kovind. 19.

27 and unmarried yeah kovit, really um, really takes a part of your life away. Huh you have like five more years until like life is over pretty much. Henry 30 is not over okay. I don't know how many times we're gon na have to discuss this.

I'm just counting down the years like i got three more left then life's over how terrible it is it to be called beautiful, smart and strong, but end up being alone. Every night word being single is a choice rather than being taken for granted. Nobody's ever told me that i was beautiful, smart and strong. I tell you that you're smart, i tell you, you ever tell me that i'm beautiful yeah dude when you're henrietta, oh okay, yeah before you agree to the date, make sure he has a bed frame and isn't married, not having a bad frame is fine.

I didn't have a bed frame looking like a true floor gang dweller. It just tells you that he's financially responsible to the point where he doesn't want to spend money on a bed frame. Um. No, do you wan na go on my instagram sure two minutes.

After being kidnapped me blushing, so what made y'all choose me? Was it my smile? Was it my fur? You seem a little desperate for attention. Are you okay? It's cute! You need some love coming police, oh yeah! That's that's! That's! Actually, a city right coming city of coming, wait: where is coming? That's it's a real city and it's in these pants. You know what i'm saying. Oh my god welcome to coming georgia, our entire videos.

Now you just drink the thanks a lot! Oh, my god! What the when you're at the party - but you know only one person yeah - can you relate honey, maybe try and socialize no talk to the other people, oh dying from the comfyness. Do you think they fall asleep easier because they have empty head like no thoughts, i think dogs have thoughts wanting some pets they want, like they don't stress about like their mortality. No, i don't think so. They don't regret like hey puppy.

Remember when you were like one years old and you peed on the carpet - oh that's so embarrassing. Did you save the the asian dance tick tocks for me? Is that what those are oh julie saves it for me for a thumbnail, and do you know what that makes my instagram become hold on? Did they carry your feed? For that? Do you see all this wait is that asian bell delphine, which one the third one with the pink who, how dare you misidentify the queen, don't be so triggered man? What is going on in that one, this one yeah asian tick tock is weird: it's the instagram that my instagram has now become yeah, and i blame you: has anyone seen my son you're trying to eat that ass, my mother's ass? Oh god, what the hell? Jesus being single is boring, relationships are too stressful. Talking to people is knowing at this point. I don't know what i want to do you get snickers.

I don't think you're you're so fast. How about you just sit there and deteriorate. I don't steal hoodies from my boyfriends because i date real men. They don't wear hoodies, only business attire.

Okay, do they wear businesses hired in bed, because that is quite concerning you, after asking for something to sleep in, live beautiful boyfriend of the beach her man at the gym, her man in the summer him at soccer practice, he killed her man going for a bath. Oh, my god, he didn't have to go that hard. Yes, we did, but he did. Okay, let's check out memezzar.

What's up with that huh! This video proves that all dads are the same. Oh dad's, good! Yes, the flight delay didn't change. I have to report back to my families, honey. You stay here with bags i'll check out, what's happening, there's this like need or desire to like overlook and protect and be the one that that that's out there in the front lines like you, you'd be like what's happening, i don't know all right.

You tell me: what's up: i'm gon na go play some animal crossing on my phone. Emma k86 said it best. What is life? What is love love is when you're missing some of your teeth, but you're not afraid to smile, because you know your friends will still love you, even though some of you is missing. Her mom wrote this.

No, no, no emma whoa. That's a lie. Oh that's! So deep, she should be like a like a writer. I asked my friends to come as memes from a housewarming and they didn't disappoint.

It's actually, a great party idea right come as a meme. It's genius it's for halloween housewarming! This is a great idea. No, that's oprah, that's pretty genius. Education is the backbone of our life.

Oh yeah, these books, i love them. She seems more depressed that she has to read all these books. Oh i mean i god, damn it. It's just there's so much knowledge being being implanted into her brain right.

Now, that's weighing her head down that she can't even hold on anymore. I got ta hold on to all my knowledge. I mean i'm confused. Yeah is someone behind her.

Only the educational institution known as university is behind her studies, genie. Okay, all right! That's it for sand that this video is over, oh, no, but happy because we get to film another video after this wow great all right. Thank you! So much for watching we'll see you guys next time, peace! Thank you! So much.