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I completely understand her sentiments right if my neighbor was filming me from across the street. I believe, okay, this person has some issues and does not know boundaries. Driver said, rather you than me some military grade like jesus assault rifle as soon as the driver saw that he's like. I don't know this guy, i'm in canada, i'm in canada, i'm in south korea, i mean yeah, that's actually what happens right.

I heard they have like land mines and they have like people on assault rifles and machine guns. Yeah. Not in all countries. Can you just don't try it in south korea.

Don't do that. You'll actually die when the wings are too good. Um. Oh, that's a gun! He's robbing them, he doesn't give him wait dude, just like.

Oh, you want my yeah too good, though honestly. I feel like that's how you should treat robbers, don't make it a huge deal like you make. It seem like you're not really afraid, and then they most likely aren't gon na do anything so little miss payton. She got done oh eating and i went to go change her diaper and she peed all over her changing table, which means got on her as well.

So when we went to go get her a bath, she all down in cece's leg. Luckily i had air shorts on oh yeah. What happened? What is that? I think it's the milk? Oh no, the baby couldn't digest it. Do this scene dude.

That reminds me of an anime you know like when they see like a big pair of tie ties and the guy just said. I like blood just spurts everywhere. This filter shows how you look without your glasses yeah. I was like just take off your glasses.

That's very simple: i can see uh the simplification guide you just like just take off the glasses zaby taby. What's his name, zab kabilami, oh yikes, i think he's like. No, i'm not! Oh, my god. The way he's so he's forcefully with such conviction and then he's just like never mind, hostage situation.

Look like someone was screaming for help. It's the alarm, neighbor called the police. I was just a song. Is that the dog? Oh? No, it's the parrot rainbow hi, hello, hello, hi, all right yeah.

He has that parent here as an excuse for kidnapping this girl beneath his apartment and the pair only knows hello. But whoever says, let me out it's not him. Yeah, like i didn't hear the parents saying like, let me out, you know like there's still someone in his basement yeah that didn't prove anything young employees, sick with new disease, his heart he's in love - oh he's got a sickness for the thick. I like how this is: is this like a security cam, so he's just like doing this for fun with his parents? I don't know if those are his parents, but if they're not, i love the relationship, they have there's the guys with the dad like come on.

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I don't care because i don't have a car, i don't have a license. I don't have a life, i i don't have myself. Okay, this girl is adorable, her accent too. I don't have a life.

I don't have myself. Why is her french accent so intense? Like? I feel like she's almost like dramatizing like i feel like this is what someone adorable like pretends. When someone pretends to be french, they speak like this sun in belgium i mean dude. They tried, like, i think, that's pretty cool solar panels on the parking thing, but they never worked so using it as like a parking guideline yeah.

Maybe, but at that point you don't need really a personal guideline: dude, oh no! No he's just trying to make tea! Yes, dude really good actress holy this guy's parking skills here he's wow yeah. I probably would have destroyed that thing. It's absolutely hammering he is going to destroy it. Isn't he oh, no, hmm a little flavor of like the gasoline as well? Oh, no! No! No! No! Yeah now that you're pointing it out, i don't want that gasoline fume on there, please that's an extra je ne sais quoi yeah.

I pour coal and it's like, oh my god, it's going to fill the cup and this much is left yeah. It really do be like that huh beer, too yeah the empty stand to the cup like just sadness. Disappointment, immeasurable police, responding to idaho road rage, ended with classic idaho hospitality. Um glad you guys got that settled glad you got it subtle, really good sportsmanship! You know.

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I feel like bollywood. Videos are basically youtube videos from like 2012 but they're so good. You know, wait you're, harry potter, yeah yeah. I, like the harry potter mix thing.

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Maybe there isn't a train here, so they just don't care. Okay. That gate, though, is sending mixed signals and i'm confused, i'm pretty sure you're not supposed to be the one guy that didn't make it. He tried to duck too, but was it enough he's clearly new to this area? I didn't know they could do that yeah they actually can.

I was a little shocked when i saw this video as well, but i used to go crabbing as a kid and technically it makes sense, that's how they they get up to the poles and then like when you miss them with the net. They swim off. Just like that, and just like it just it just looks so funny like it, doesn't look like they should be able to fly if we equate it to people right, it literally looks like it's going like yeah, somehow it's flying how come i'm not flying when i Do this, you just bought a house, and this happens. What do you do? That's a nice, oven, okay, i'm so glad i bought this house all right go into the oven.

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You could have like hurt her finger or something true like this. Oh wait. Ice is hard yeah. I flipped them off.

Ginny has a booze over here. It was literally on my middle finger, so just show it. I have to do this. Oh i'm sorry guys.

It's um a lung capacity tester based on an implement that was apparently used by welsh miners to test whether their lungs were strong enough to go underground. What you have to do is just blow very hard and see if you can get this windmill to go around. Yes, yes, oh yes! Yes, yes, yes, oh cool, but you've got to blow very hard. Give it a try too.

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Ah he's making himself showers. Ah wait. How much water yeah i know right like does it seem like it should have been out of water a while ago, yeah the velocity in which the water is drooping is like. It looks like so much that must feel good like that bad amount of water yeah.

It must feel really nice jump scares are getting out of hand dude these cats have no respect. Just like you in your movie. I am the movie now see when your kitty does, that you see it's fun, but when i do that you say it's abusive. Oh, do like a like a couple how you doing tonight, joe, let me just uh, let's pack your head and then you know how much i love that fat ass of yours, your mama, some sweet, loving, how to silence a coyote pack, that's pretty terrifying! Yikes! You lock the doors, don't see them moving.

What did he do? Dominance asserted? What did he do? He just farted, really loudly yeah they're in silence, because they're looking at each other like all right who let that one go they're watching you? Okay? Why is no that's nice that allows the dogs to appear outside you know without having to have any special openings? Oh yeah, because their nose would get in their way all the time yeah plot twist. Those are actually glory. Holes then you'd be backwards. Are the balls below the oh okay, the one position, no boy can last 30 seconds and i promise it's true.

So what's what's what's the position, a healthy relationship, a healthy insulin, oh okay, wow genie! Wasn't that so unexpected because you you'd expect it to be like you know. Well, i can't say what it is, but what what do you think is a position? A ufc fighting ring. Okay. Well, that's just pretty brutal all right, that's it for unexpected! You know what position you can't last 30 seconds in not being subscribed to this channel all right.

Thank you. So much for watching see you next time. Peace.