Gee, do you want to laugh today at some funny reddit posts yeah from our funny funny the funniest reddit ever for sure 100, statistically certified certified reddit association of moderators reddit users are the least valuable of any social network. We know because you guys are all clowns. I'm just kidding oh least monetizable, and that's what yeah that's right, because that's what it actually means so, which is good because then your love and your browsing can't be bought out ever local wendy's meets its end. Unfortunately, everyone either quit or didn't show up.

I'm also going to quit have a great day, though wait. What that happens, i mean well, they they tried hiring. Now. I know they even tried paying for people's college didn't work out.

My son turned one yesterday. This was the topper to a space. Themed cake left is what we ordered right is hope. I know this is funny.

Looks like you just queefed a few people asked for a picture of my son's birthday cake after seeing his horrifying topper. Here it is. Thank you. I wanted to see how the whole i mean.

The rest of the cake looks pretty really good. I don't know what the hell happened with the face. It's freaking solid. That's that's a real shame.

I mean it still works, but just it's just more funny than like beautiful looks like a mount everest victim people. They got like the struggle of being a southeast asian in the netherlands. No oh right aren't like the dutch, like one of them. Yeah they're, like the tallest and you know, southeast asians, are some of the shortest dude, even they're, like tiles in the bathrooms, they're tall too, even their soap dispensers are like long.

Even the sink is super like. Why is everything so long? My cousins have alopecia universalis and an excellent sense of humor. They have what i think, that's a disease that makes your skin orange. Oh hello, siri, hey siri.

What is alopecia erotica? Here's an answer from emedicine health: oh, it's an autoimmune condition that results in hair loss. When the immune system is toxic, also it's it's not that they turn orange. Wait now that i think about it. I do remember hearing about alopecia trump.

Has that disease? No? No, they have a very they just bomb like mannequins, that's a hair yeah! Oh! I love your human thanks. It's a rescue, hi i've lost control of my life, oh dear, is that normal stop reading arguments on the internet you're making yourself upset. Don't text your exes, it's three in the morning you guy here get the like. You love likes yay.

Maybe people should have robots as their masters. That's not us right. Humans aren't like that. We're so much more sophisticated than that.

You can't subdue me with likes, and now bartek will show us how to piss off the sniper. It is dude when it comes down to like the heat of the battle you just him over he's he's not gon na be able to protect your ass he's gon na. Let the left, enemy, kill. You man and you ask this guy for cover nope behind the scenes of what beauty is all about.

Shaving your legs yeah. It's it's rough, being a female like all the things you got to do to be beautiful and stuff, and it amazes me when men are just like what do you have to do all this stuff? I thought you're just like pretty, as is yeah because man we just wake up, and you know we're just beautiful that you guys are yeah. Thank you literally. You wake up brush your teeth and you leave mom.

Should i go for the 90911, or should i go for the pictures? It's not urgent, two percent battery honey. Do you have air in there and she's like no, it's like a picture. It is, then, you go for the video right because, like the the arcade employees can take them out. Oh wow, this actually happened in real life.

She took the photo heist: training, gym, srq, fitness and fuel. There we go that's one's bag, i mean, i guess it's functional, like they're training, for a purpose which is still better than what a lot of people train for at the gym. You know people train at the gym for a purpose got ta. Get that endurance high.

Like your translates directly to what they have to do here, so it's it's actually really respectable and it looks like an actual like it looks pretty difficult to do. I wouldn't even say anything. I really like the dedication to this training. You know they even hired me really makes it immersive.

I can't handle my alcohol yeah that back what do you think man things look so much bigger when they're around small people? It's insane? Yes, it's all about perspective. You know it is wait he's not that small, though it's really unfortunate that, like only in the fireballs that are at his reach, like he, doesn't actually get to drink any of the good stuff like he just has to settle the fireball. The reflection in the mirror on this hotel check-in desk this. Oh this mirror oh yeah cause.

I was thinking i was like wait. Why is he wearing that? I was like this is a really weird attire, but it makes him look like he's like all right miss. I got your hotel checkout ready for you. I put my daughter's old navy water bottle in the dishwasher, a long story short now, it's my wife's.

No, i need you to do it. You need to explain the story yeah. At least you can still use it. You know it's not like you, you have to throw it out.

It just serves a different purpose. Now it could still serve a purpose as a water bottle, can't it now i have to where it goes. My best good will find. Oh, that's so cool! That's! That's! Really neat: that's pretty useful for like grills, when the fire is really hot and you don't want to go near it yeah, it's a really long tongue.

Look at your pink fluffy pack on your pants. I thought it's gon na achieve something a lot more inappropriate. You know, after we saw the last post facts needed by the lord uh trust in jesus christ, protected by the anti-body of jesus christ. Our lord jesus came inside me like forever live forever i'll live forever.

Yeah definitely show this to everyone who asked for proof of vaccination. It'll definitely go by extremely well witnessing your first hockey fight, like, oh god, brutal, and these kids understand what hockey's all about now. Oh that poor girl, she looks so traumatized. Dude how'd.

She get like front row seats like then it's insane. She probably doesn't even appreciate that violence in front of her. I was golfing today and said: okay, if i don't hit a good shot after that nice drive, i'm gon na kill myself, and this popped up on my watch. It sounds like talking with someone might help national suicide prevention lifeline offers free and confidential emotional support.

Dude. Syria's just looking out for you man seriously, don't do it, it's not worth it! I'm gon na kill myself. Oh looks like your phone. Doesn't care about you, oh and seriously, do it, you won't.

Ah hey siri, i'm going to kill myself. It sounds like talking with someone might help. Oh there, he goes now. You care, huh, canada, geese toddler, anti-vaxxer, so canada geese and todd they're, always pooping, canada, geese and anti-vaxxers wants everyone's dead toddlers and anti-vaxxers.

They speak in incoherent, ramblings. All three of them. Can't you just can't reason with them at least canada geese can like coherently ramble right. You can actually speak with them quite fluently.

Handing in this resignation letter today, yo i'll, be gone on the 25th slap my ass check on my fat ass. Let me kiss it while i leave damn good fight. Are they allowed to do that? Yeah? Of course, if that's what they agreed to like how they have like a full actual referee on this she's - oh god, oh god, damn it guys. Okay, i'm amazed that of like how well that guy fell back yeah, really solid yeah.

In a brief lapse of judgement, i asked: what's the difference between left and right, tampons were henry still sees them as lefties right and that's. Why he's really quiet right now? Is it not left and right? What do you think left and right? Tampons purpose would be, i don't know, maybe you're like vagina's cavernous and you need to cover like two different directions: they're, not contact lenses. You don't fit one into the other, i'm gon na cry. If i'm wrong, i think it's light and regular flow.

Yes, that's what i was thinking. No, you were not yes, no! You were not. When i see cows, i make an announcement to the rest of the car that there are cows. Oh my gosh save yeah.

This is a universal thing. You got ta point it out. You have to. If cows appear like you, can't just not acknowledge their existence, not farmers like every they see them every day.

Our neighbors male cat got our cat pregnant and i told him the other day that he is now grandfather and he asked about child support. But now i told him not to worry about that, but i guess he worried. Oh, i mean um. I know well, these neighbors are considerate, pretty they must be friends, you know, yeah, that's awesome, child support.

Yeah, i mean it makes sense right. His cat got her pregnant, so just like in real life, you got ta. Those girls felt that i like how even girls can understand that pain huh. I was just like really unfortunate, like he fell right into that.

Is he even trying to do that on purpose like it's? I think it was just like a timing thing right dude. I don't you can be woman male dog. If you get seen kidding like getting kicked in the nuts everyone can be like. Oh, i invented the hot sauce syringe the first solution for injecting hot sauce evenly throughout your burrito at the push of a single.

Oh god, our proprietary multi-stem technology reach every corner with absolute ease, whoa to begin, remove the top layer to create an easy point of entry, then grab the device and insert it firmly through this. It's actually like a pretty good item, except for the fact that you're smooshing, all your toppings flowing between, is it weird now you can enjoy like i'm just like whoa. How do you do that, but i also don't mind just like putting it on each fight. You know like oh, like when you're chewing your bite, then you have the time and yet and yet you do not understand my argument for milk before cereal.

No, this is stupid, unreasonable, not logical, terrible idea. I don't get it. I don't get it! Okay, hydra! Listen! Very carefully flying a helicopter is very dangerous. When you get inside make sure you lower your head slack, he lost the head yeah, so another one grew.

He looks so like i'm sorry well, who the turned it on the guy inside what the hell? How did he do that to the poor hydra? Oh man there's no way i'm getting into heaven. You all get to come through what, but i didn't think i was that great of a guy how'd. I get in return card here honestly people who don't do that. That's all it takes no henry, you got to be a good person.

You can't return cart here and immediately turn around and murder, like five kids like that you're not getting into heaven. This trilobite walked six inches six million years ago to send a solid pick. That troll was like. I know what i did.

You know what i did. You're welcome. Okay, no, he doesn't know what he did because humans weren't even around back no henry, then why'd. He walk exactly six inches.

How would he know what a this even looked like he looked at his own, my dad decided to go tomatoes this year. Here's the harvest, i mean it's year, one! You know, he'll get better he'll get bigger. My dad grows a lot of tomatoes yeah. I know she's huge, well they're huge, but they're good, they're, really good yeah.

I feel like i respect my dad a lot more now. You know when he like shows me all his tomatoes like huh, guess it isn't that easy staying safe at the hole, get the whole picture avoid gender language watch. Your back is real you're back, wait, there's actually like pamphlets for goals, and how do you use british columbia if you are being serviced by a certified bc, glory hole super host. They should first politely offer you the opportunity to peek through the eye hole to ensure you got the right host you'll, be like good pardon, yes, you're.

Indeed, a woman. This can't be real, avoid gendered language, try to avoid using language specific to an individual. For instance. Oh man, that's good or keep going girl and aim for inclusive vocalizations.

Some options could be. I am appreciative of this moment of tenderness. Can we make this quicker, my kids in the car? What i am appreciative of this moment? No, no, the second one, my kids in the car yeah. You got ta hurry it up.

Man like kid's, not gon na wait for anyone, yard sale. Fine! The guy has no idea baby. Oh my god, you that goes for millions on ebay. How could you just toss that away? Really, i don't know? No, do you really think that's babe ruth's signature.

He cook referred to himself as i'm baby casually asking the army to take a photo with their rocket launcher. Oh hell, yeah wow, it's so nice of them. They, let you do that yeah. I guess you could just ask them.

Wait. I think they're they're supposed to allow you to do that. Yeah is it is this? Is this ukraine? It does look like ukraine. I think it's cause ukraine.

So no one gives a right. Yeah, that's ukraine, we've been in ukraine. I can totally see them doing that for you, no given at home depot today. I'm envious of this man's confidence.

Oh yeah stepped out of his bed head straight to home depot. That's what i do too. I wear clothes that i can basically wear to bed and then get out of bed and then go out in public with without any hitches, because, like what's the point of getting dressed for like a trip to home depot, who cares what people think of you? Well, henry, because if i go without a bra, then people start looking at me. Six years ago today, during my wife's first year of teaching got this piece of art from a student.

He folded it up nicely and put it on her desk. She still has it today. Why does she still have this? Well, it's second grade. That's when you like, learn how to curse like you're, trying to test out your versatility of curses.

I learned my first course when i was 13. Yes, not second grade henry when you're 14 were you into a guy. Spaghetti must be better. I don't think that's spaghetti.

I think that's choppaghetti right. It looks like korean fire noodles. Is this a korean fire noodle challenge yeah, i'm guessing the digestive system is not really working towards your favor right now, huh all right! That's it for our funny make sure to uh subscribe to the channel, because we would really appreciate your moment of tenderness. If you subscribe alright, thank you so much for watching we'll see you next time.

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