Welcome back to mxr, please! Today we have a good friend of mine, oopaville, hello, just talk to each other on twitter for a while, you know whatever we have like youtube issues, we just yeah. We convene on twitter. We waxed poetic to one another. We also played among us.

We did when did we first? Like start speaking, do you remember um? I think i put boobies in my thumbnail and i saw you did it and then i was like. Why are you ripping me off? Oh you, you emailed me. Oh yeah cause. I was looking to hire an editor and i was like, and i was like what, where did you this guy? You know.

That's awesome has the greatest editor in the world. I do tara, she's, the greatest, of course. My editors are also the greatest in the editors, but he also has the greatest area in the world as well frantically digging himself out of the void anyways. How do you feel about checking out our funny today? I'm fine with that.

It's been a while, since i've looked at our funny, so this will be good hi joe. You have recently marked payments, taliban training, jihadi and isis training. Well, we appreciate that you're, probably having a joke with your friends, we're blind to investigate such matters, which is time consuming, be assured your friends banks will be doing the same. This is a polite request to answer deceased marking payments in this manner.

Thanks for your cooperation kind regards sam team starling, that's so funny, dude dude! You should pay oompa for this video and like chill off on vinmel training. What is this actually like was a taliban member though, and he's like hey, yeah yeah. Of course, it was just a joke for a friend, hey, there's this person you met facebook shut the up. The only reason you're allowed to exist on my phone is.

If i need to message my grandma the moment she dies, you're gone does no one use facebook. I use facebook every now and then i messaged my grandmother on snapchat. Oh, she has two matches. Oh dude uber has like the coolest grandma ever i showed her belle delphine in one video yeah.

I remember that dude, that's some like a plus to your content right. There i don't know how he does it. No, i know, let's get your grandma just get your grandma and show her some messed up. Honestly.

I don't think she could even hear it at this point as dark, as that sounds wait which round one of those uh. Those big like um cones that people listen to in the old school movie in the olden time movies. Like what'd, you say speaking of my cone, okay, oh or we could. We could give her some raycon earbuds.

Oh my gosh, i don't know that's how that works. Henry shut, the up, the only reason you're allowed to exist three wishes. Can i wish for more, not with me no fine. I wish you couldn't count done.

How many do you have left a billion thanks about it? That sounds great. A little cheat code, little glitch, yeah jenny always does this thing where she's like i would wish for unlimited wishes, because i'm so smart, which you are honey. You are very smart, okay, you're mocking me and first off. That was not what i wish, because i know that it's not a workaround second, the wish is to be.

I wish for the powers of a genie without the responsibility, because in the movie jafar just said, make me a genie, and that was a dum-dum because like then, he gets the responsibilities of a genie. But you just say: i want the powers of genius semantics speed limit enforced by aircraft. That's pretty cool i've! Never even thought of that. As like a thing he's like you, dare if you go even one mile per hour over the limit, oh, i thought he was like making sure that he like achieved a minimum speed.

Maybe both oh it could be two yeah. Am i a terrible person to say that for me, like the speed limit is actually the slowest speed you should be limiting yourself to? I think that's normal. I feel like yeah, everybody goes like 10 or 15 above, but of course i didn't say that that was my friend and everybody should be following the speed limit. Yeah henry didn't say that that was, i said that actually, oh yeah yeah, no i'll.

Take the blame for that. Okay, thank you. Incorrect password change, password new password cannot be the same as old password. What the actual this happened to me today, really it yeah legitimately.

I have like three passwords that are used all the time. Oh that's good and then somehow yeah, somehow i still never get my password, but how there's only like three passwords i use. I use one, a different one for every single website. My google password is like 72 characters.

Long. Are you writing novels in your google password yeah? It's it's just all nonsense. There's it's not possible to have like to guess it. I would you type it out every time or do you autofill, i autofill and i have it written on a note, okay somewhere in my and we just have to break into his house and find the note.

Ah there you go. No, no, no, it's 72 characters to look out for look for a passage somewhere. That's what you're looking for yoshi's revenge! Yoshi! Oh wow, that's solid! We should let him voice voice yoshi. Do you want to be okay? It's a bit of fun yoshi, but only one is destined to achieve a victory there.

You go, he grabbed and he's like. I don't think so dude they should just show this panel and then not really show like where the tongue actually went. And then you could just take a wild guess of how you made that face what it's like to be a homeowner. Hmm, the kitchen faucet is acting kind of weird fear of six thousand dollar expense intensifies.

This is also relatable my sink popped out yesterday we fixed it that we fixed it. Don't worry, don't worry really manually, i've been redoing kitchens for years. Do you always play home depot music when you're like fixing yeah stuff? No, that's what people like me do who don't actually do house, though yeah just play home depot music, and hopefully it gets done yeah, that's actually literally. What i did when i was installing this pegboard back here and it's still pretty wobbly, got chinese food for dinner, and this was my first time life's difficult.

That's awesome truer, words have never been said in only two words too. So much meaning. I don't think. That's a fortune, i think, that's an observation.

It's just! No, it's a little fact. That's a cold hard fact. My mystery snail. Does this multiple times a day just for fun! Oh, it's! It's just floating! That's cool! It's! It's! It's scary! It's so buoyant! Can we now? I know i was wrong, we got, i thought that was like literally a girl.

Speaking for a second, i was like there's a woman in here. My flatmate has taken the security of the milk in next level. He cut one milk bottle and into half and put on top of the new one and lock it. So nobody can try to steal milk from him what'd he do okay.

Well. What is that? How does that? Keep the milk more secure? Ah, this is so cool. So if you try and open it, wouldn't you find the real one underneath it and then oh, i see what it is. You open that one yeah, how what does this lock do at all the lock? So you take the cap off of the outer shell, the exoskeleton, and then you can't reach your hand in to pull the cap out of the one that's within.

So you have to unlock the key and then take the exoskeleton off to be able to unlock the milk. Yes, i get it, we saw it, we cracked it. He figured out a way to lock down milk wan na grab a beer. Actually, i don't drink alcohol.

You don't drink what you don't drink, you don't drink yeah! I i can see how that's like really annoying. If you're, not an alcohol drinker like it's really not that crazy, i don't drink. I've, never drank i've, never been drunk. You don't drink.

Okay, we have disturbance. You're literally, the annoying dinosaurs in this comic, what something wrong with you. Everyone in the comments feel like you, don't i'm just kidding, that's never drinking! I never drink once, not even water. You don't drink water, just kidding.

What do you stop? Piss the bear grylls away. Yelling at the mirror, i hate you you're the reason of all my problems: you're, the worst. Nobody loves you hey, i know loving yourself is hard, but the first step is wait. A second.

My picture is on the mirror. Poor guy yeah he's, like you know what you never mind. You know what it's like my ass suck, my peace out. I don't know why, but when i see a comic with the stat guy with the stash on it, i think i do have the blonde mustache.

It is yeah that does not match my hair color how to cross a road in vietnam. You just do it and then you have balls of steel, no yeah, there's other people doing it too. What yeah? I never do that. Jenny's, like one of those people where you know, there's absolutely no cars on the road, but when the the stoplight tells her not to walk, then she'll just stand there for, like five minutes straight yeah same no jaywalking, no jaywalking, walking, yeah i'd, say the the big Thing about this is just like move in a predictable manner, so that the bikers know exactly where you go after finally, building up the courage to call that place, they didn't pick up just call them back.

The motivation is gone. I am defeated. This is me with anything like bill paying or like calling up the phone companies. Oop is not afraid of customer service.

He goes. I talk on the phone a lot really. I always answer spam calls. I answer them and then i like it says we are calling you about your extended warranty.

I press one to talk to a real person and then i just lead them on for like 20 minutes. Oh, my god, you should record one of these convos. I should actually just my spam call 2020.. I hope working from home doesn't make me feel isolated and weird 2022..

I'm not singing that yeah! You are seeing it i'm nervous. Oop is here it's too much pressure for me. Yeah, i'm scared! This is genius. First time.

Speaking of um, what'll oompa think if she messes this up, he'll never be judgmental. I'm very will judgmental love you that was good yeah genie or mariah carey yeah. I i couldn't even recognize kitty. What am i supposed to do now? Wait that? Oh there's a wrestle.

Oh, oh hello, oh hi! No way! Oh, that's kind of cute he's like wait, truths. Let's call it here! Stop time out, loser, you look mom a seal! Oh that is so funny yeah. It's life, ruining right. There yeah watching children crying love that that's hilarious, that seal sounded like one of them yeah.

That is genuinely one of your verbs, the kids, my response to you, yeah that reaction to valentine's day shopping lotion, orange juice, wine, oh plenty, makes sense. It's kind of the logical conclusion succession of these items right. Why else are you getting wine chocolate and all that other stuff to play? Super smash bros at the end, i think not different kind of super smash bros. You know what i mean: arnold's advice for making money.

What's the easiest way to make money, the first million is the hardest to make so start with the second million he's being serious hello. It's supposed to be funny guys that was such a good joke. That's not funny. People here actually need to be millionaires.

We need to know boy, i sure, am full of diarrhea. That's pretty funny man. My farts have really been very wet these days. Yeah.

I always wonder like when the lion eats the antelope. Do they eat their too? Yes, that's they just go straight for the s you know just yeah ass is the best part. Yes, that's for sure atheists yeah, just the ass. They leave everything else and consume the.

I hate your mockery. Okay, applying for a job expectation. Writing your name and address uploading. Your resume clicking send reality creating account for some reason, copying and pasting.

Your cover letter of names, change, writing skills and words on why you're passionate about insurance uploading, your resume answering 50 questions with the same exact info from your resume. Losing your mind, sadly, i can't relate to this. Either. I've never applied for jobs, really sad youtube stuff.

Two people who've, never you've, been kicking ass for like 10 years bro yeah, but i never got a job. You never applied. I thought about applying for mcdonald's and then just quitting the first day. I mean they're kind of desperate right now, honestly, they're always hiring, i think you'd like they would even appreciate you just coming in for a day to help.

How about like mcdonald's. Just have me work for a day. You don't even need to pay me. I just want to see what it's like yeah yeah exactly so that task was actually really simple.

I guess my bad and we were stressing about it for months. Yeah, did we at least learn anything from this? Absolutely not no, no yeah, there's always those like tasks. You're writing a list. Do you think it's going to take forever? It's gon na be really it's like stressful, so you don't do it and it's just there forever.

Give me all the stress, for example, buying plane tickets and then you finally do it and it's like wow that took two minutes. Oh my god. No no gene refuses to read this one. No i'm not doing dad jokes.

How does it? How does the actual spell go? Expecto, patronum? Ah the boy whose came to fart. Have you guys seen harry potter? Well, i haven't. I don't do that. I would think, i'm speaking with voldemort right now, my brother, who lives a few states away from his set a letter to the mail.

That's pretty funny man, i like the letterhead, though the the bird is very nice in the most beautiful basic girl font. Basically, damn i would cherish this, he speaks. That's awesome yeah. He spent postage on it.

Oh yeah, that that means a lot. It means means you're, a i'm just kidding. I don't know, that's that's like the kind of like closeness where you don't feel like you need to be like super fake or try hard. Just like right.

You say: hey yeah, like hey, i exist, you exist, we're still connected what what what is happening? No, what is what? Oh, my god, is this a glitch? No, this is a very real wrestling move genie so who wins yeah, i'm not actually sure who she's fighting, who wins the referee wins yeah. Why is he on his knees like that? He sits like a french bulldog - oh my god, he does now. I can't unimagine it all right. Well, that's it for our funny yeah leave a like.

If you want to be the referee and uh, make sure to check out oompaville's channel. Yes, he does um. I don't know how do you want to describe your content? Whatever is doing well i'll, usually do that? Okay, there you go whatever he's doing well, he does it and he does it pretty. Well, too, he's got a good editor, one of the world's greatest editors yep.

That's it thanks for coming. There appreciate it. No problem, bye, peace, i think so much.