Genie have you ever heard of this reddit called me irl yep. Do you know what it stands for? Yep me in real life, it's great that you've heard of me irl genie, but have you ever heard of raid shadow legends? Oh my god! Now i'm sure you guys have all heard of raiden shadow legends, but have you met the newest and craziest boss in raid, the hydra? Ah, no look a damn look at him: cutie, oh terrifying genie! Let me tell you about the head of suffering: the head of suffering is all about making you suffer. It's got a special new effect called pain link which lets the head share, some of the damage it takes with you. So i've heard this thing too much you're.

Actually going to suffer as well damn this looks amazing. I'm scared. Oh jenny, tell me what you like about this game. They keep adding new champions, so it always keeps things refreshing, raid's, also giving away a super limited edition champion to every player in the year.

You might even recognize him it's esports legend and navi superstar simple. All you have to do is log in for seven days between now and january 28th, and he's yours so hit the link in the description below or scan the qr code right here. The new players will get an epic hero. Rector drafts find rewards in your inbox for the next 30 days.

Only so you can sell an awesome champion as soon as you get in the game. My 14 year old daughter just screamed and slammed her bedroom door. After learning, she'll be menstruating every month or so for the next 30 40 years, and i can't blame her a bit um no for like a year, you stop wait. What, when you're pregnant yeah the only thing like 14 year old boys learn is like what porn is and they're really happy about that for sure you know.

What's weird, i was really excited like i'd, be like no. I i kind of felt like i was always left out because i had an older sister, so i'd be like oh, how come she gets. This girl thing right and i was like. Oh my god is it my turn.

Is it my turn and then i realized jesus stabs me every month. I don't work in it, but i am the youngest person in the office, so i basically work in i.t those pathetic boomers genie. When will they ever learn? I always wondered if i were a boomer like would i ever like pick up on tech? I already know what you're gon na say: you're, not even a boomer, and you still don't know how to use tech good one genie burned when your friends are talking about the new ps5 and you're putting water in your shampoo, so it can. Last longer i mean you can still have a ps5 and still put water in your shampoo, so it can last longer that's just a pretty like economical thing to do it's just so you don't have to go out to like the grocery store and get new shampoo Yeah you're, using it effectively to the full use that you can you're appreciating it.

What's the most embarrassing thing, that's ever happened to you three years ago, a cute guy. I worked with wanted to give me a fist bump. I thought he was pretending to hold an invisible microphone, so i leaned forward and said cringe. I think that's adorable, if a guy, if a girl did that right, you would say that's pretty cute hello, you would think it's cute.

You would think it's cute. You would think it's cute get away from me. You would think it's cute. You would think it's cute right.

You ever just get a sharp stabbing pain in one of your organs and then think off. It's finally happening. Yes, yeah. I used to think it's like appendicitis right.

I'm like oh got. Ta go! Oh my arm, appendicitis! No! I don't wan na work, no search dog. I don't know he just seems like a very tired dog. It's kind of not fair because, like they don't get paid for this stuff, you know they just get food just by default.

It's not like he has to spend this money on like a bigger house dude, i don't think dogs sign mortgages or get loans. Give this guy, like um your 401, can benefits goddammit to do what to retire early and then what start a family settle down. You know what is this working for life? Don't even get paid. You get pam pets.

Not a single person asked me how fast i could run in my new shoes today being at all this stupid back in the day, like all that mattered was how fast you could run now, it's about like who made them. How much is the price? Are those yeezys, but do they have wheels, though really did they light up? I used to like wheelies and then it made me do the splits in the supermarket and i never were really. It was very embarrassing, mariah carey, beginning with. I, don't want a lot for christmas and then revealing she wants.

You is such a good burn. Yeah, that's true! Oh my gosh. I always thought it was so romantic and so sweet, but now that you put it this way, it's more so that you don't have to do anything just put a ribbon on your head and there you go. That's what i did as my final gift to you, because i had nothing else in college.

I fell out of my bunk bed and broke both of my legs and one arm how's that possible years later. On a date, i made a joke about being clumsy and the dude told me i couldn't compare to this woman. His emt brother helped once who fell out of her bunk and broke all the bones. It was me, oh, it's kind of cute like fate.

You know like it's like how do you do that, though, like is this like the tallest bunk in the world good? Was it just like straight concrete at the bottom, i'm more surprised to snap your neck and die? Oh, my god. I remember. I had a bunk bed and, like my sister, always got the top like i wasn't allowed to go to the top. I was really sad.

I've always wanted to be the top on a bunk bed. I think your sister was being considerate. Oh yeah, because my parents didn't want me to die and they would want they felt like it was okay. If my sister died yeah, no, i'm just kidding it's because she was older.

They didn't trust me to not roll off and die. When you ask how a white person is doing and they say living the dream - that's code for every morning i wake up wishing i was dead. I i don't think anybody says that, like seriously right, i'm living the dream yeah, i guess it's always sarcastic yeah. It's! It's very sarcastic yeah living the dream, baby, there's only one meaning for that.

That's kill me now, can you imagine getting in bed and then easily falling asleep and then waking up feeling rested and then having a good day and then doing it again. I know right why: why is it so hard you know like? Why did god make us this way? This only happens like maybe like one fourth of the year and then like the other three fourths of the year, like you either wake up too early, and then you end up tossing and turning for the final hour before finally getting up being draggy drunky drowsy yeah. That's that's when you were drowsy and groggy wait. So you're telling me you, you hit the bed, you fall asleep and then you feel good tomorrow, some days yeah my body at 3am.

Let's wake him up for no reason. My body 10 minutes till alarm. Let's make him feel more comfortable than he's ever felt in his life. Yo yeah alarms, make sleeping feel so good.

The best feeling is when you have to wake up - and you say five times and then you go to bed or you just say, never mind to the alarm. No, no! No! You can't do that. Oh okay, do beavers even know what they're doing or do they just see water flowing down a river? I think absolutely nuts yeah. Why do they do that? The uh, the predators, probably like uh, kill their eggs.

If they're, like we weren't on on a river, you know like alligators in the in the river right, beavers create a pond where they can build a beaver launch living but they're everyone over with your dam. It's a species that survived with one goal in mind, which is all rivers. Women will look you dead in the face and tell you. These are two different colors.

It's a clear difference like come on. Now, that's like a lavender. That's like a lilac! You know it's completely different. I totally understand wow wow wow, i forgot lilac exists yeah.

Meanwhile, me sitting here like like oh yeah, lilac, i'm just sitting here like purple, purple and purple. Six-Year-Old me water, bender, 16 year old me. Why could this happen? 26 year old me, water, bender, no 26 year old me is like, oh, my god. Look at these wrinkles, it's crazy! How we're all like 26! Now right, i'm 27.! Oh yeah, yeah, we're 27! All of my plans for the future involve me.

Waking up tomorrow with a sudden sense of discipline and adherence to routine that i've never displayed even once in my life i feel like. I want to go up to all these people and be like you have now. Some people just have no discipline genie and they'll. Never change, or you just say, nevermind to the alarm.

Women have no discipline, they see a cupcake and they're like got ta eat it. They see like uh desserts, you're, an adult, now pick three a full-time job, a consistent workout schedule, a sex life, the will to live a fridge with actual food in it one large, coffee, okay, i got it full-time job, the will to live. That's all i need honestly, i don't. I don't even need a third one.

I don't need a workout, i don't need a sex life, i don't need a fridge or food in it or a large coffee. I can order my food through wreaths. I don't need to have i mean if you have to choose one more extra thing: i'll take a coffee. No i'm kidding, i would take a sex life.

If i weren't a devout christian, i would take full-time job, a consistent, workout schedule and one large coffee. I don't need the will to live. Damn some just fell down the stairs my complex and i went to check on her and all she said was no. I deserve this you're all right, she's like no.

No leave me. I think i'm gon na die. I need down my stairs as well and be like same here bro. She would be like how come henry didn't save you.

How can you reflex well because you're at the top of those stairs and laughing your ass off, i'm not laughing one time the light turned green and the car in front of me didn't immediately go, but instead of honking, i waited one second and they went yeah. I'm like an anti-honker, you know i've never used the beep on my car and i never feel the need to - and i also don't understand like how, like 90 of people get so angry when they drive and they get so much road rage. It's crazy because that means you're the one causing all the rest. Does anyone else feel like they are a lazy perfectionist with adhd and chronic fatigue, who is pretty chill besides the occasional panic attack and loves their friends but hates people? I think she just described like most people, who aren't lazy, sometimes everyone's a perfectionist.

Sometimes everyone has moments of adhd and chronic fatigue and chronic fatigue and they're. Tired, yeah and people are pretty chill. Everyone loves their friends and everyone hates people and with a lot of things happening, it wouldn't be surprising if you feel like a panic attack. Every girl on twitter was like, like i relates.

Does anyone else feel like they're, a human people who get milkshakes instead of a drink when they get a fast food meal, are wild as hell to me how the hell are you gon na eat, a burger and fries and then quench your thirst with that? Yes, you learned this the hard way i never get a milkshake, but the last time i got a milkshake. I was reminded why i don't get milkshakes you drink our and then i drink their coke yeah. It's like it's so bad because your throat is already covered in fat and grease and salt and then you're just waiting for something to like clear it all out and then just gets worse when you put a milkshake in there. That's why i generally don't get people who get a drink if you're eating food like why not drink water, kids, if you're being bullied online, please do not contemplate suicide instead.

Tag me in the post, you shouldn't stoop to their level, but it's too late. For me. I roast the at 11 year old, bully and sleep just fine that night, oh yeah, oh yeah, love it when, like bullies, get what they deserve. You know who doesn't like bullying 11 year old kids right, the ones that deserve it yeah i work with a dude who's.

Definitely slightly autistic. Today the boss came in and told us one of our co-workers is taking some time off because their spouse had died. We were all just sitting there in silence for a minute and then he went my laugh wait. What do you mean? I couldn't me trying to hide my problems on depression from society.

Oh, it always comes out one way or another. You know a giant sack of triple d's, just just want to burst from everything yeah. This is not me. Irl no kind of fabric is strong enough to keep that from coming out.

I make any zipper feel good because they can hold up what's inside all right. That's it for me, irl make sure to smash like if you're also lazy, perfectionist with adhd and chronic fatigue who's pretty chill besides occasional fight attack and loves their friends, but hates people. Alright. Thank you.

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